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Tape territory. This film
has been restored and audio described.

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My name is Sergeant Joe Fink. I'm working
the 24 -hour shift out of Homicide.

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And this is my workshop, the part of town

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that everybody knows
about but that nobody wants to see,

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where the tragedies are deeper,
the ecstasy is wilder,

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and the crime rate consistently
higher than anywhere else.

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Skid Row, my beat.

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(music playing)

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Thank you.

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down
-floor shop called Mushnick's.

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Ah, good morning,
Mrs. Sheba. How's things today?

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Oh, the same as usual, Mr. Mushnick.

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My sister's nephew Stanley died in Little
Rock, Arkansas. Oh, what happened?

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He got blown up,
who knows how. That's nice.

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Well, you would like, maybe as usual,
some flowers for the funeral.

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Should all the canisters be forgot
and never brought to mind?

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I thought possibly, uh, because I always
give to you all my funeral business,

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maybe you should possibly give to me,
uh, a little cut rate.

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Look on me, Mrs. Shiver.
What am I, a philatelist?

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I sell on Skid Row nothing
but cheap carnations.

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And I should give you a cut rate. I can't
even afford water for the flowers.

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To my throat I would be giving a cut.

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I dreamt I dwelt in marble halls
with vassals... Shut up from the back!

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Excuse me, Mrs. Shiver,
that's Seymour. He's a nice boy.

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Why don't you let him see? What? See? Look,
here I got a new customer.

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Brand new in the yellow vest.

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I should let the clean -up boy, but I can't
even afford to chase him out right away.

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Flowers fresh as the springtime,
Mushnicks. Hello. Oh, hello, Dr. Farb.

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What can I do for you today? Listen,
Mushnick, I haven't got much time.

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Send me over two gladiolas
and a fern. Excellent.

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That's two dozen glads,
one potted fern. No, no, no, Mushnik.

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Two gladiolas and one fern.

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You want I should put two gladiolas
in the pot with the fern? No, one fern.

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One piece altogether. Three pieces.
I need it for my waiting room.

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Yeah, it's a falling fern. What? A falling
fern. Good, I'll drill a bigger hole.

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You mean you want two crummy
gladiolas and one crummy fern?

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What kind of a decoration is that? Listen,
it's my flower budget for the week.

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Mushnick.

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Who can be a dentist on Skid
Row? All right, excellent.

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I'll send Seymour right away.

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Who am I to argue
with science? Make it snappy.

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Now you are going to get it. Oh,
you are going to get it.

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Look.

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Seymour Krelbein.

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Now, Mrs. Shiva,
we were talking from the funeral flowers,

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Did you call me, Mr. Mushnick? No.

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I was calling John D. Rockefeller
for to make a loan on my Rolls Royce.

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Sorry I said it. Now look, Seymour.

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You take two gladiolas. You'll cut them
nice and even. You'll take one for him.

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You'll wrap them in a package.
And you'll take them to Dr. Fowler. Right?

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They'll go already!

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Now what can I do for you, sir?
My name is Burson Bunch. Excellent.

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I am Gravis Mushnick. Oh, that's a good
one. Now, who's going to get my roses?

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I'll take care of you, Mrs.
Shiver. Come right over here.

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You would like maybe
some orchids for a nice girl?

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No, I think I'd like a couple
of dozen carnations. Carnations.

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A person can't turn around these days
or somebody shouldn't drop dead.

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You've had more than your share of bad
luck, Mrs. Shiver. Bad luck, she calls it.

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You should have so many people kick off.

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You would have somebody fall on top
of you, too. What about the carnations?

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You said you wanted some roses. Yeah,
for Stanley.

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My carnations.

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You should see what that Seymour is. Oh,
here are your carnations.

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Wait, I'll wrap them for you. No, that's
all right. I'll leave them here.

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Why not?

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Of course, what else?

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They are all right. Well, I've had better.
Well, this is a small shop. That's okay.

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You know, those big places, they're full
of pretty flowers, expensive flowers.

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When you raise them for looks and smell,
you're bound to lose some food value.

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I like to eat in these little
out -of -the -way places.

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Such a thing, eating flowers. Look,
don't knock it until you try it, huh?

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Look what happened.

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This is what I was trying to tell
you before. Look on him, everybody.

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Look at the quality of his work.

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I ask you, when I fire him,

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where is he going to get
such another good job?

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You mean I'm fired? No, I'm electing
you president from the United States.

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Yes, you are fired. Gravis,
you can't do that. Who can't?

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I didn't mean it. You didn't
mean it. You never mean it.

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You didn't mean it the time you put up

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the bouquet with the get well
card in the funeral parlor

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and sent the black lilies
to the old lady in the hospital.

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You didn't mean it. But this time,
I, Gravis Mushnick, mean it.

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He means it.

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But gee, Mr. Mushnick,
don't I always try to do what's right?

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And I'm crazy about flowers. I like
flowers almost as much as Audrey does.

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Excellent. You're fired. Why don't you give

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him a chance to resurrect himself?

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I give him a chance to quit. I ain't gonna
quit. You're a brave boy. You're fired.

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But that ain't fair,
Mr. Mushnick. You know what I'm doing?

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I'm working on a special
surprise plant just for you.

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I'm growing a plant like you ain't
never seen before. Excellent.

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I can't even sell the plants I got
in my shop. Out, you. Now, wait a minute.

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He's got a new kind of plant
you ought to look at.

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I don't look on flowers, Mr. Yellow Vest.

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I got ancestors in the flower
business for 200 years.

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But I got one shop on Skid Row, one
stinking shop. I don't even like flowers.

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You don't understand what I mean.

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Look, I've eaten in flower
shops all over the world.

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And I've noticed that the places
that have the most weird

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and unusual plants do the best business.
See? See? See? What is this, a tango?

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All right.

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Explain me more.

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Well, I remember one place

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that had a whole wall
covered with poison ivy.

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And people came from miles around to look
at that wall, and they stayed to buy it.

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The owner got rich? No. He scratched
himself to death in an insane asylum. Oh!

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That was my cousin Harry.

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All right.

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All right.

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You go home, and you get
this fancy schmancy plant,

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and you bring it back here.

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and if Mr. Yellow Vest Fouch says
it's a draw, you've still got a job.

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If he don't, out you go to Bodia, right?
Don't worry, you'll like it. You'll see.

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(music playing)

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This is Radio KSIK. K. You've
been listening to Music for Old Invalids.

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Our next selection is entitled
Sick Room Serenade.

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Seymour, is that you?

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Yeah, Ma. Come in here
and look at my tongue.

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But, Ma, I already seen your tongue.

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Have you no sympathy for your poor mother,

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laughing at her and mocking her illness
and she's got one foot in the grave?

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Oh, I didn't mean it. Oh, you never mean
it. Now, come on, look at my tongue.

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A tongue's a tongue,
Ma. They all look the same to me.

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Oh, did you stop at Dr. Mallard's
and get the results of my tests?

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Yeah, he said there's
nothing wrong with you.

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Oh, now, Dr. Mallard, he's one doctor
I thought would tell the truth.

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He said you should be playing fullback
for the Rams. He wants me dead.

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I'll bet he's assistant
coroner. Ma, I got a gag.

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And I know I've got my goiters coming back.

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I can feel it every morning
after breakfast.

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Yeah, that's when you take those great...

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What you got, a little surprise
for me? Open it up and see. All right.

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Dr.

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Slurpsaddle's famous tonic. Wait here.

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To be taken internally

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or externally for pain and neuritis,
neuralgia, headache.

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If hit by a truck,
call your physician. condition.

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Alcoholic contact, 98%.

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Oh, Seymour, you'll never know
what this is going to do for me.

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Oh, I can feel that surge of warm
help going through me already.

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Look, Ma, I got to get my plant
and hurry back to the shop.

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You mean that lousy
weed out in the kitchen?

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Yeah, and if Mr. Mr. Mushnick doesn't
like it. He's going to fire me.

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Apparently, my hearing's going out on me.

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I get the distinct impression

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that your job security depends
on what Mushnick thinks of that thing.

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Gee, it looks worse than it did
this morning when I went to work.

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I wish I knew what to do with it.

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Well, if you asked me,
I'd pitch it out in the trash.

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I don't like my house cluttered
up with rotten vegetables.

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Look, Ma, I gotta hurry. Can I bring
you anything? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Bring me the evening news. They're
running a self -diagnosis contest.

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The winner gets to go to Mayo Clinic.

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Bye, Ma. Bye, son. I'll see
you at the Rose Edge at dawn.

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Drink to me, oh, feel me
and find eyes, and I will...

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Put the song on, Bill.

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Here it is, everybody.

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What do you think of it? Well,
it sure is different.

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It looks delicious,
but don't you think it's kind of stale?

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It hasn't been feeling too well.
You call that a fancy plant?

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It looks like it never spent an LT
day in its entire life. I don't care.

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I like it anyway. You, you like
even scum cabbage. Yeah.

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What kind of a plant
is this, Seymour? Well, I'm not sure.

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I got the seeds from a Japanese
gardener over on Central Avenue.

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He found them in with an order he got
from a plantation next to a cranberry farm.

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Fine, fine. You don't even know
what is this plant you're growing.

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Well, I gave it a name. What name? Oh,
gee. What? You gave it a dirty name?

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You can't even mention it? Well, I named
it Audrey Jr. You named it after me?

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Oh, really? That's the most exciting thing
anyone's ever done to me. You poor kid.

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I don't think it's so much I should keep
on spending $10 a week on your salary.

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But, Gravis, he named it after me.

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I know, and if they keep
it, they'll name it Mushnick's Folly

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because I'll be in jail
for non -payment of taxes.

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Are you crazy? Who, who? You, you.

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That's probably the only plant
of its kind in the world.

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Don't you realize if Seymour can nurse
that thing back to health,

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you'll have people coming
here from all over?

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You think so, you found
it. I know so, you Mushnick.

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That's all I'm saying on the subject.
Besides, I've got to get home.

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My wife's making gardenias for dinner.

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Good night, you found. Good night.
And I'll see you tomorrow.

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Crazy about kosher flowers. Thomas.

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He's a nice man.

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Maybe he knows what he's talking
about. Maybe he's not so stupid.

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I'll tell you what I'll do.

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I'll keep you and this dumbbell
junior for a week.

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If you can noise it back to Elk, your boat
can stay. If you can't, your boat fired.

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Oh, Chief, thank you, Mr. Mushnick.

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Don't feel sad, Seymour.

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Don't waste your pity on me, Audrey.
I'm not worth it. Who says you're not?

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Everybody. Yeah, I know.

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But I think you're a fine
figurative of a man,

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and I know

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that Audrey Jr. will be the sweetest
thing in the whole wide world.

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Well, I don't know.

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I've given it every kind of fancy
fertilizer and atomic plant food

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and distilled mineral water you can buy,
but it just gets sicker and sicker.

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Don't worry.

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You're going to be another Luther
Glendale. Pasadena. Burbank.

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Good night, Seymour Good night, Audrey

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What's the matter, little plant?

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Haven't I done everything I could for you?

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Where did I goof?

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You're the first little plant
I ever tried to grow And if you die,

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I don't know what I'll do Please don't die

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I'll get you some water, okay?

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(music playing)

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Oh, gee. You opened up just like
you do every night at sunset.

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I wish I knew how to make you grow.

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Here, let me move this out of your way
so you can breathe. Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow!

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Hey, what happened? How come you woke up?

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Blood? You like blood?

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Oh, you must be kidding.

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Well, we'll see.

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see. I don't know what I'm doing for you.

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Oh, who would have thought it?

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Well, I guess This is just
no accounting for people's tastes.

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Seymour! My boy! You're the most
magnanimous person in the whole world.

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Look on him, Audrey. Isn't
he beautiful? Isn't he delicious?

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Isn't he got the two dollar raise?

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What happened
to your fingers? These things.

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So how come I'm all
of a sudden so wonderful?

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Five bees, one from each finger? Ten bees.

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Did you say I was getting a two dollar
raise? Correct, my very excellent Seymour.

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Ten bees. What did I do now?
Don't you know what you did?

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Just look.

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Oh, boy, look at that. It grew. It's
almost a foot long. Isn't it empirical?

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It grows like a cold sore from the lip.

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Oh, hello, young pretty ladies.
What can Gravis Mushnick do for you?

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Well, we saw your sign outside.
About the Audrey Junior.

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So we thought we'd come in and take
a look. Well, give a look.

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That makes four people today who've come
in just to look at it. Oh, Dick, Shirley.

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Is that just too much? Oh, what kind
of plant is it? It's an Audrey Junior.

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Where was it you got in trouble
with 10 bees? Well, is that all?

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I mean, doesn't it have a scientific name?

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Yes, of course, but who could denounce
it? You would like maybe to buy something.

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Well, we don't have any money,
except $2 ,000.

00:17:03.290 --> 00:17:07.100
But that's just to spend on flowers.
So we don't have any of our own.

00:17:07.220 --> 00:17:12.620
Isn't that a drag? You got just $2
,000 just for to spend on flowers?

00:17:12.740 --> 00:17:15.463
That's right. Who died?
The Chamber of Commerce?

00:17:15.513 --> 00:17:17.105
Well, we're from Cucamonga High School.

00:17:17.180 --> 00:17:20.345
And we're building a float for the Rose
Bowl Parade. Which is made out of flowers.

00:17:20.420 --> 00:17:23.240
Thousands of them. And we're
on the committee that picks the florist.

00:17:23.360 --> 00:17:25.237
And then glues on the flowers.

00:17:26.260 --> 00:17:32.320
Gee, that sure is a mad plant. Wow,
yeah. Demo here invented it. He did.

00:17:32.440 --> 00:17:33.500
Thousands of flowers.

00:17:33.620 --> 00:17:38.480
Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls,
please don't damage the horticulturist.

00:17:38.850 --> 00:17:43.620
Tell me, how come you don't buy all these
thousands of flowers from Gravis Mushnick?

00:17:43.740 --> 00:17:47.880
My flower's got something the others
don't. What's that? Their cheek.

00:17:48.000 --> 00:17:51.360
Well, gee, if your shop is good
enough to develop the Audrey Junior...

00:17:51.480 --> 00:17:53.300
I guess it can get us everything we need.

00:17:53.375 --> 00:17:56.110
Yeah, we'll talk it over with the rest
of the committee. Excellent.

00:17:56.160 --> 00:17:59.360
Well, we gotta run now. Bye,
all. Bye, senior. Bye, girls.

00:18:03.980 --> 00:18:04.880
A son.

00:18:05.940 --> 00:18:11.840
A son. Look, Audrey. I got a son. Oh,
gee, Mr. Mushnick.

00:18:11.960 --> 00:18:16.180
What, Mr. Mushnick? I don't want
you to call me Mr. Mushnick anymore.

00:18:16.300 --> 00:18:20.460
I want you to call me Dad. Okay,
Dad. Isn't that beautiful?

00:18:21.120 --> 00:18:26.540
Seymour Krelboin, come over here, my son.
I want to talk on you about the future.

00:18:27.060 --> 00:18:32.460
Look on this fly trap. Look
on it. Soon we got no more skid row.

00:18:32.580 --> 00:18:34.400
We will be rich, us.

00:18:35.100 --> 00:18:37.004
I am building for you a giant

00:18:37.124 --> 00:18:40.500
greenhouse in which you are making
impossible flowers,

00:18:40.620 --> 00:18:43.706
which in turn I am selling
at ridiculous prices

00:18:43.826 --> 00:18:47.080
in my giant new flower
saloon in Beverly Hills.

00:18:47.840 --> 00:18:50.460
Do you see that big sign in the sky?

00:18:51.080 --> 00:18:55.940
It is saying, Gravis Mushnick
in French. Isn't it exciting?

00:18:56.060 --> 00:18:59.940
And we'll have an orchestra
right by the cash register,

00:19:00.140 --> 00:19:01.980
and Gravis will wave his arms,

00:19:02.100 --> 00:19:05.412
and the orchestra will play
Mendelssohn's Spring Song,

00:19:05.532 --> 00:19:09.702
and I'll come out in a gown wrapped
by somebody expensive and say...

00:19:09.822 --> 00:19:14.360
The carnations are $600 a dozen,
two dozen for a thousand. It's a bargain.

00:19:14.620 --> 00:19:17.123
Get them while they last. Stop shouting.

00:19:17.334 --> 00:19:22.573
My Uncle Marcia's brother, Yanko, just
passed away, he turned to fly New Jersey.

00:19:22.693 --> 00:19:28.720
Lucy, tell me, how much are the carnations
today? The carnations are $600 a dozen.

00:19:28.840 --> 00:19:31.590
Why are they letting him run around loose?

00:19:31.710 --> 00:19:34.420
Please, please, excuse my son, Mrs. Shiver.

00:19:34.540 --> 00:19:37.394
Just point to anything
in the store and it is yours.

00:19:37.760 --> 00:19:42.440
That's right. The cash register,
maybe, huh? Wait a minute. Here.

00:19:43.100 --> 00:19:46.920
Here are several dozen
carnations on the house

00:19:47.040 --> 00:19:50.340
courtesy of Gravis
Mushnick de Bloom, tycoon.

00:19:50.520 --> 00:19:52.080
That's my dad. Thanks.

00:19:53.160 --> 00:19:54.400
Thanks very much.

00:19:55.500 --> 00:19:58.280
Only tell me, why are you so happy?

00:19:58.520 --> 00:20:02.460
Not only did my uncle Murshid's brother,
Yankel, die.

00:20:03.260 --> 00:20:04.880
Tenebly knew Joycey.

00:20:06.100 --> 00:20:10.105
You should also give some flowers
to that poor dead plant there.

00:20:10.380 --> 00:20:12.007
Good morning, Mr. Mushnik.

00:20:12.860 --> 00:20:17.880
Good morning. Good morning, Mrs. Shiver.
Look what happened to my plant, Dad.

00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:20.140
Who are you calling Dad? Who, who? Oh, no.

00:20:20.260 --> 00:20:24.060
Oh, and it was so beautiful just
a few seconds ago. Excellent.

00:20:24.180 --> 00:20:28.260
Just a few seconds ago, I gave away
dozens of carnations free to Mrs. Shiver.

00:20:28.380 --> 00:20:29.444
I didn't mean it.

00:20:30.100 --> 00:20:32.040
You have perhaps an explanation.

00:20:32.160 --> 00:20:36.587
No, but if you give me a minute,
I'll think of one. I can see it all now.

00:20:36.707 --> 00:20:38.162
We are in the poorhouse.

00:20:38.580 --> 00:20:41.540
That big sign in the sky, it is reading,

00:20:42.720 --> 00:20:45.800
Seymour Krelbo and rest in peace in Arabic.

00:20:45.920 --> 00:20:50.671
Oh, you've got to give him another chance.
You promised me a week, Mr. Mushnick.

00:20:50.791 --> 00:20:54.080
I'll sit up all night with that plant.
It'll be healthy in the morning.

00:20:54.200 --> 00:20:56.560
You'll see. I promise. I promise.

00:21:06.600 --> 00:21:07.500
Feed me.

00:21:13.200 --> 00:21:14.340
Feed me. Feed me!

00:21:17.220 --> 00:21:18.300
Feed me!

00:21:22.500 --> 00:21:26.520
Who said that? You said
that! You said that!

00:21:27.520 --> 00:21:28.800
Feed me!

00:21:31.100 --> 00:21:37.920
You said that. You can talk. I got
a talking plant. Say it again.

00:21:38.080 --> 00:21:38.980
Feed me.

00:21:39.440 --> 00:21:43.200
Oh, boy I never been to college
and I ain't been around much

00:21:43.320 --> 00:21:48.142
But I'd have been willing to bet there
ain't no such thing as a talking plant

00:21:48.262 --> 00:21:50.954
But I'll take your word for it Gee, Junior,

00:21:51.074 --> 00:21:54.140
I'd like to feed you But I used
up all my fingers

00:21:59.520 --> 00:22:01.585
Look at me, I'm all cut to pieces

00:22:02.440 --> 00:22:05.444
But maybe I can find
another drop here someplace

00:22:11.600 --> 00:22:14.760
That's the best I can do. More, more.

00:22:15.740 --> 00:22:17.360
But I'm already anemic.

00:22:18.420 --> 00:22:20.120
Feed me more.

00:22:21.103 --> 00:22:24.420
Gee, Junior, I'd be happy
to give you anything I got,

00:22:24.540 --> 00:22:26.380
but I got to keep a little blood for myself

00:22:26.500 --> 00:22:28.690
or I'll be in worse shape than Mom.

00:22:30.100 --> 00:22:34.418
I'm sorry, Junior. I'll go for a walk.
Maybe I'll think of something.

00:22:38.420 --> 00:22:39.320
Oh,

00:22:40.780 --> 00:22:42.120
my God.

00:23:14.680 --> 00:23:16.080
Oh, my God.

00:23:20.560 --> 00:23:22.560
(music playing)

00:24:02.980 --> 00:24:06.300
Oh, my God.

00:24:14.580 --> 00:24:16.140
Let's go.

00:24:40.560 --> 00:24:43.420
Daddy, there's somebody out there.

00:25:22.720 --> 00:25:27.940
Look, chowhound, don't bother me.
I got problems of my own. Feed me.

00:25:28.400 --> 00:25:33.200
I'm sorry, pal. I'm fresh out of blood.
Talk to somebody else. I'm hungry.

00:25:33.460 --> 00:25:38.440
I don't care what you are. Can't you see
I'm knocked out? I just killed a man.

00:25:39.040 --> 00:25:42.294
I'm a murderer. You think
it's fun to be a murderer?

00:25:42.480 --> 00:25:45.920
You think it's fun to haul
around a sack full of food?

00:25:47.440 --> 00:25:52.460
Oh, no, Junior. What kind of guy
do you think I am? I'm starved.

00:25:56.180 --> 00:25:57.560
Maybe just a snack.

00:26:07.040 --> 00:26:08.104
That looks great.

00:26:18.500 --> 00:26:23.400
Now, that is what I call a salad.
What do you call that salad? Caesarean.

00:26:24.220 --> 00:26:28.726
Well, before the next course,
I think I'll have a nice cigar. All right?

00:26:29.480 --> 00:26:31.295
You would like maybe a cigar?

00:26:32.800 --> 00:26:37.306
You don't smoke cigars. What am I thinking
about? Where are the matches?

00:26:38.180 --> 00:26:39.140
Oh, boy.

00:26:39.900 --> 00:26:43.467
You know what I found? What? I'm
looking for the matches.

00:26:43.880 --> 00:26:46.633
And I found I left
the money in Dora's suit.

00:26:49.780 --> 00:26:53.284
Here's your mock chicken legs.
You don't have any money?

00:26:56.160 --> 00:27:00.700
So what else is new? All right.
All right. I made a mistake.

00:27:01.000 --> 00:27:06.500
After all, a man is entitled. Go on, this
is your story. I'll wait for the punch.

00:27:07.160 --> 00:27:09.198
Don't get smart with me, girlie.

00:27:09.318 --> 00:27:12.860
I'll have you know
that in my shop in the cash register,

00:27:12.980 --> 00:27:17.629
I'm having the total day's receipts,
which is summing up to more than $9.

00:27:17.749 --> 00:27:22.717
You'll bring the rest of the food,
then I'll go to the shop and get the money.

00:27:22.837 --> 00:27:24.900
You're playing my favorite song.

00:27:25.780 --> 00:27:27.180
Now look here, Buster.

00:27:27.300 --> 00:27:30.200
One of you is going to go down
right now and get the loot,

00:27:30.320 --> 00:27:34.137
while the other one stays here
until the first one gets back,

00:27:34.280 --> 00:27:35.840
if you get what I mean.

00:27:36.300 --> 00:27:37.200
Oh, fine.

00:27:37.340 --> 00:27:41.971
In this fancy schmancy restaurant,
you are holding hostages, right? Right.

00:27:43.640 --> 00:27:44.540
Excellent.

00:27:45.420 --> 00:27:51.040
You eat up, Audrey. I'll be back
in a flash with the cash. Bye, Gravis.

00:28:38.640 --> 00:28:40.000
You flush now, right?

00:28:41.060 --> 00:28:44.660
Bring me whiskey, rum,
wine, gin, bourbon. What?

00:28:45.160 --> 00:28:49.520
Scotch, rye, tequila, sake,
Manischewitz. Did you bring the money?

00:28:49.640 --> 00:28:55.149
Don't bug me with the money. I got to get
drunk now. What flipped him? I don't know.

00:28:55.269 --> 00:28:58.779
Here, take it. Bring me
anything. Bring me everything.

00:28:58.980 --> 00:29:01.608
Creme de menthe, everything you got. Okay.

00:29:02.805 --> 00:29:06.819
Gravis, what happened? Don't ask.
You look like you've seen a ghost.

00:29:06.869 --> 00:29:09.407
Ghosts I could handle. Don't ask. Why don't

00:29:09.457 --> 00:29:11.582
you tell me? Maybe I could help you.

00:29:11.632 --> 00:29:15.823
Help? You couldn't. Try and eat
something. It'll calm your aggravation.

00:29:18.420 --> 00:29:19.740
In my own shop.

00:29:20.330 --> 00:29:24.320
Audrey, you wouldn't believe
it. I wish you'd break out and tell me.

00:29:24.440 --> 00:29:28.883
All right, I'll tell you tomorrow,
right after I am telling the police.

00:29:30.860 --> 00:29:33.238
But Mushnick didn't come to the police

00:29:33.560 --> 00:29:38.460
If he had That might have been the finish
of the unhappy story It was not

00:29:56.380 --> 00:30:01.160
Hi, Gravis $85 with the business
already And we barely opened

00:30:03.748 --> 00:30:05.000
What did I tell you?

00:30:05.120 --> 00:30:08.440
You wouldn't be interested in selling
a half -nature to this place, huh?

00:30:08.560 --> 00:30:10.440
Mr. Mushnick, we talked to the committee,

00:30:10.560 --> 00:30:12.780
and they said we could use
your flower on the float.

00:30:12.900 --> 00:30:16.780
Hey, guess what? We're going to feature
Audrey Jr. Right on top. Boy.

00:30:16.900 --> 00:30:20.760
Can't you just picture it? I can picture
it. Oh, won't the people just eat it up?

00:30:20.880 --> 00:30:21.940
Eat up the people.

00:30:22.060 --> 00:30:25.380
And we're going to have the big part
of it open so she can sit in it. Who?

00:30:25.500 --> 00:30:29.200
The queen, with her crown
and scepter. She'll be so cute.

00:30:29.320 --> 00:30:32.240
Oh, you could just eat
her up. Eat up the girl. Oh,

00:30:32.360 --> 00:30:34.580
there's Seymour. Oh, Seymour.

00:30:34.700 --> 00:30:38.160
Oh, no, I got a toothache. Oh,
I got a toothache.

00:30:40.020 --> 00:30:41.517
You come see. Oh, my God,

00:30:41.637 --> 00:30:44.631
I got a toothache. It hurts. Oh,
let go of my jaw.

00:30:44.751 --> 00:30:47.206
Oh, my God. Seymour, you get it, Seymour?

00:30:48.204 --> 00:30:52.960
Now, Seymour, talk on me. I got a
toothache. What do you want to talk about?

00:30:53.080 --> 00:30:54.920
That plant. Is that a nice subject

00:30:55.040 --> 00:30:57.240
for to talk? The plant? The plant is great.

00:30:57.360 --> 00:31:00.280
It's four times bigger
than it was yesterday. I saw, I saw.

00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:03.440
How come the plant is now
so big? I don't know.

00:31:03.962 --> 00:31:06.340
But look at all them people out there.

00:31:06.460 --> 00:31:09.700
We've only been open a half hour and we've
already done $70 worth of business.

00:31:09.820 --> 00:31:11.823
Eighty -five. Now look, Seymour.

00:31:12.076 --> 00:31:15.036
You gave this plant a fancy name,
Audrey Junior,

00:31:15.156 --> 00:31:18.320
but I want to know right now,
what do just people call it?

00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:23.126
Well, it's a cross between a butterworth
and a Venus flytrap. Venus flytrap?

00:31:23.246 --> 00:31:26.081
And what are the habits
of this Venus flytrap?

00:31:26.201 --> 00:31:28.080
Well, the book says it eats insects.

00:31:28.200 --> 00:31:32.040
It eats them three times in its life,
and then it's full grown. Excellent.

00:31:32.160 --> 00:31:38.320
And how many times is this one eat? Well,
once or twice. You don't remember?

00:31:39.060 --> 00:31:43.480
Well, this is kind of an unusual
type flytrap. That is a possibility.

00:31:44.190 --> 00:31:48.005
It may never eat again. I don't
see how it could get any bigger.

00:31:48.125 --> 00:31:51.000
Then you think you don't
need any more flies.

00:31:51.760 --> 00:31:52.660
Yeah.

00:31:55.260 --> 00:31:59.340
Oh, my tooth is just killing
me. All right, excellent.

00:31:59.860 --> 00:32:04.940
You run along to the dentist. I'll
take care of things here. Thanks, boss.

00:32:06.140 --> 00:32:10.180
Gravis, we've got to order
more flowers. Tons of them.

00:32:16.180 --> 00:32:17.760
I'm making lots of money.

00:32:41.020 --> 00:32:44.650
I'll teach you to keep your bill
up to date, you deadbeat.

00:32:50.830 --> 00:32:53.940
Go ahead and run, you sniveling dog.
Go ahead and run. I'm glad I heard you.

00:32:54.060 --> 00:32:55.249
I'm glad. I'm glad.

00:32:55.980 --> 00:32:56.880
Seymour.

00:32:57.000 --> 00:33:00.911
Seymour. Got a bad tooth,
huh? No, I thought this was the men's room.

00:33:01.031 --> 00:33:04.102
Seymour, come back here,
you bad dog. You get in there.

00:33:05.260 --> 00:33:10.520
So, you are the young man who ruined
my gladiolas, huh? Sit down. Come on.

00:33:16.280 --> 00:33:20.820
Guess what? But my tooth stopped
hurting. Yes, I know. Let's see.

00:33:21.680 --> 00:33:23.960
Shut up and open up. Uh -huh.

00:33:29.620 --> 00:33:33.902
Does that hurt? Yeah. Good.
You haven't felt anything yet. Uh -huh.

00:33:34.022 --> 00:33:37.920
It's over here. Seymour,
who was the dentist here? You or me?

00:33:38.200 --> 00:33:40.360
I'll find that tooth. Uh -huh.

00:33:42.620 --> 00:33:48.200
Look at that stalagmite. But don't worry.
It's going to be an easy one, Seymour.

00:33:48.320 --> 00:33:52.200
I won't even use Novocaine. Oh,
you broke the mirror in my mouth.

00:33:52.320 --> 00:33:55.180
Well, don't tell me
about it, stupid. Just swallow it.

00:33:55.300 --> 00:33:58.620
All right, yes. Let's see now,
Seymour. Let's see.

00:33:58.740 --> 00:34:01.700
I'll have this one
and this one and that one.

00:34:01.775 --> 00:34:03.285
And I have to have this one, Seymour.

00:34:03.340 --> 00:34:06.060
It's only one, too. Seymour,
who is the dentist here, you or me?

00:34:06.180 --> 00:34:10.060
Are you practicing dentistry
without a license? No. All right.

00:34:11.000 --> 00:34:11.900
Let's see.

00:34:13.160 --> 00:34:14.060
Oh, shh.

00:34:14.740 --> 00:34:18.660
Seymour. Seymour, Seymour,
don't be mad at me.

00:34:20.820 --> 00:34:24.130
Look at that. Will you look
at that, Seymour?

00:34:24.250 --> 00:34:26.457
I didn't know you were an elk.

00:34:27.160 --> 00:34:33.680
You know, I can't afford an assistant.
So I get this ready instant mix.

00:34:34.280 --> 00:34:36.971
Doesn't last very long, but it tastes good.

00:34:38.040 --> 00:34:44.060
All right, Seymour. Stay away from me.
Seymour, you're trying to kill me. A duel!

00:34:44.500 --> 00:34:45.400
Aha!

00:34:57.680 --> 00:35:01.440
Is this Stoddard's office? Just a minute.

00:35:03.480 --> 00:35:05.100
Oh, yes.

00:35:06.660 --> 00:35:08.300
I see it is. is.

00:35:12.020 --> 00:35:13.940
You can come in now.

00:35:21.800 --> 00:35:28.440
My name is Wilbur Force. Wilbur
Force what? Just Wilbur Force.

00:35:28.600 --> 00:35:31.640
My first name is Wilbur.
My last name is Force.

00:35:32.480 --> 00:35:34.257
I don't have a middle name.

00:35:34.377 --> 00:35:38.261
Well, do you have an appointment
maybe no but you were very

00:35:38.381 --> 00:35:41.520
highly recommended to me
by one of your patients

00:35:41.640 --> 00:35:45.360
a mrs eshiva i do a lot
of undertaking for her relatives

00:35:45.480 --> 00:35:48.540
well as you can see i have a customer now

00:35:48.660 --> 00:35:51.622
and i'm all booked up
for the rest of the day

00:35:51.742 --> 00:35:56.380
so you'll have to come back tomorrow
oh i couldn't do that i have three

00:35:56.500 --> 00:35:59.067
or four abscesses a touch of pyria nine

00:35:59.187 --> 00:36:03.260
or ten cavities i lost my pivot tooth
and And I'm in terrible pain.

00:36:03.820 --> 00:36:09.880
Well, I can't help you today. Oh, that's
all right. Look, I'll just wait outside.

00:36:19.800 --> 00:36:24.125
The patient came to me
with a large hole in his abdomen

00:36:24.245 --> 00:36:27.940
caused by a fire poker
used on him by his wife.

00:36:28.700 --> 00:36:32.100
He almost fled to death
and gangrene had set in.

00:36:32.380 --> 00:36:36.573
I didn't give him much of a chance.
There were other complications.

00:36:36.980 --> 00:36:43.380
The man had cancer, tuberculosis,
leprosy, and a touch of the grip.

00:36:44.440 --> 00:36:50.200
I decided to operate. My patient
just left. You could come in now.

00:36:50.720 --> 00:36:52.000
Oh, goody.

00:36:54.240 --> 00:36:58.640
I didn't see the other man leave. Well,
he went out the back door.

00:37:02.301 --> 00:37:06.080
You know, most people don't
like to go to the dentist,

00:37:06.200 --> 00:37:08.880
but I'd rather enjoy it myself, don't you?

00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:12.380
I mean, there's such,
there's a real feeling of growth,

00:37:12.500 --> 00:37:17.340
of progress when that old drill goes in.

00:37:17.460 --> 00:37:21.420
I mean, I'd almost rather go
to the dentist than anywhere,

00:37:21.540 --> 00:37:22.440
wouldn't you? Yeah.

00:37:24.040 --> 00:37:29.580
now no novocaine it dulls
the senses this is gonna hurt

00:37:29.700 --> 00:37:36.300
you more than it is me oh
goody goody here it comes oh

00:37:39.320 --> 00:37:44.740
my god don't stop now
well i made a lot of holes

00:37:44.860 --> 00:37:47.980
and now i gotta fill it up
with this here a silver stop.

00:37:48.100 --> 00:37:50.140
Well, aren't you going to pull any?

00:37:50.260 --> 00:37:52.040
Well, uh... Oh, go on.

00:37:53.760 --> 00:37:55.220
Well, it's your mouth.

00:38:10.780 --> 00:38:11.680
Well,

00:38:13.580 --> 00:38:19.436
Dr. Favre, it's been quite an afternoon
I can truly say I've never enjoyed myself

00:38:19.556 --> 00:38:24.184
so much I'll recommend you to all
my friends Thank you, bye Bye.

00:38:24.304 --> 00:38:25.204
Bye now.

00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:35.400
Feed me.

00:38:36.560 --> 00:38:41.566
Oh, take it easy Dracula. What do you think
I'm carrying here? My dirty laundry?

00:38:46.340 --> 00:38:48.280
I'm coming, I'm coming already.

00:38:53.952 --> 00:38:56.480
This should be enough for anybody.

00:38:56.600 --> 00:39:03.200
Well, good -bye, Dr. Farr.

00:39:04.580 --> 00:39:08.264
You may have been a crummy dentist,
but you were a nice fella.

00:39:08.384 --> 00:39:11.177
I never meant to kill
anybody in my whole life.

00:39:11.297 --> 00:39:13.495
I've killed two in the last two days.

00:39:14.307 --> 00:39:18.861
Well, but you asked for it coming
after me with that knife and all.

00:39:18.981 --> 00:39:22.040
Fun voyage,
Dr. Farr. You want anything else?

00:39:25.720 --> 00:39:27.159
See you in the morning.

00:39:46.660 --> 00:39:47.700
Come in.

00:39:49.500 --> 00:39:52.000
It's me, Joe. Come on in, Frank. Frank.

00:39:52.806 --> 00:39:57.835
How's the wife, Frank? Not bad, Joe. Glad
to hear it. The kids? Lost one yesterday.

00:39:57.955 --> 00:40:01.227
Lost one, eh? How'd
that happen? Playing with matches.

00:40:01.347 --> 00:40:05.286
Well, those are bricks. Yeah,
I guess so. Got a strange one here.

00:40:05.361 --> 00:40:08.422
Railroad people say they lost one
of their best detectives the other night.

00:40:08.472 --> 00:40:12.318
Oh, yeah? Down by the yards. He's
watching the refrigerator cars.

00:40:12.438 --> 00:40:13.529
Refrigerator cars?

00:40:13.649 --> 00:40:18.496
Ice thieves. Oh, yeah? Al, what happened?
Don't know. Vanished. Blood on tracks.

00:40:18.616 --> 00:40:19.516
Clues?

00:40:19.636 --> 00:40:24.280
None. Anything else?
Dennis. Farb. Dead? Missing.

00:40:25.000 --> 00:40:29.160
Clues? Blood in office.
Where? Skid Row. Ideas?

00:40:29.980 --> 00:40:31.169
None. Check it out?

00:40:32.020 --> 00:40:32.920
Yeah.

00:40:41.100 --> 00:40:46.380
Now we were on the case. Officer
Frank Stooley and me. My name is Fink.

00:40:47.240 --> 00:40:48.520
Sergeant Joe Fink.

00:40:49.400 --> 00:40:50.340
I'm a Fink.

00:40:54.500 --> 00:40:56.500
(music playing)

00:41:09.640 --> 00:41:11.017
Morning, Mr. Mushnick.

00:41:11.800 --> 00:41:14.920
Oh, boy, look at that. Hi, everybody.

00:41:16.400 --> 00:41:23.260
Oh, my gosh. Ain't it something?
It's monstrosity. Yeah.

00:41:24.200 --> 00:41:26.700
And to think that you did it.

00:41:28.260 --> 00:41:32.640
Gee, Audrey, you don't have to kiss
me. Don't you like me to kiss you?

00:41:33.020 --> 00:41:38.680
Yeah, but you don't like to kiss me.
Why shouldn't I? Nobody else ever did.

00:41:39.220 --> 00:41:43.851
Well, I do like to. You do? You really
do? You like to kiss me? Sure I do.

00:41:44.000 --> 00:41:47.740
Would you like to kiss me
again? Okay. That plant?

00:41:51.220 --> 00:41:56.320
Oh, boy, you kiss good, Audrey. Oh,
I guess I just have a good kisser.

00:41:56.440 --> 00:42:01.660
How did it... Would you like to go out
on a date with me some night? When?

00:42:01.780 --> 00:42:05.560
Oh, sure I would, Seymour.
Anytime. Tonight? Okay.

00:42:06.440 --> 00:42:08.800
Oh, boy. About that plant.

00:42:09.400 --> 00:42:13.115
We got the list of flowers
for the float. For the Rose Parade.

00:42:13.235 --> 00:42:17.280
I can't talk to you now,
girls. Talk on Audrey. We got the list.

00:42:17.400 --> 00:42:21.820
Where's the float? Okay, let's take
a look at it. Okay. Hi, what's cooking?

00:42:21.940 --> 00:42:24.500
Look at my plant.
My, what a large one. Yeah.

00:42:30.600 --> 00:42:34.600
Hello, Mrs. Shiva. What's new? Oh,
I got terrible news.

00:42:35.431 --> 00:42:40.305
Monarchy Frankie just lost his little boy.
Oh, that's too bad. How did it happen?

00:42:40.425 --> 00:42:44.638
He was playing with matches.
Would you like to buy maybe some flowers?

00:42:44.910 --> 00:42:49.150
About 50 cents, would you? Well,
I'll get them for you. Look at my plant.

00:42:49.270 --> 00:42:50.170
I'm looking.

00:42:55.910 --> 00:42:59.520
Your name Gravis Muckley? Look,
I'm Emotionic Gravis. That's my name.

00:42:59.595 --> 00:43:02.085
Just want to ask you a few
questions. Questions, ask me what?

00:43:02.135 --> 00:43:05.520
Just want to ask you a few questions.
I didn't do it. Do what? Whatever.

00:43:05.640 --> 00:43:09.020
Ever see this man? Man,
see picture. Why are you so nervous?

00:43:09.140 --> 00:43:12.300
Got a guilty conscience?
No, why should I? Never see this man.

00:43:12.420 --> 00:43:15.140
Man, see the picture, Dr. Farb.

00:43:16.000 --> 00:43:20.401
So you know him. My dentist,
he maybe did something. Disappeared.

00:43:20.521 --> 00:43:23.920
Blood in his office. The other man too,
blood in the railroad tracks.

00:43:24.040 --> 00:43:29.780
A few spare parts. Dr. Farb
is murdered. Is he? Who knows? Not me.

00:43:30.760 --> 00:43:31.886
What do you think?

00:43:32.496 --> 00:43:34.060
He doesn't know anything.

00:43:34.180 --> 00:43:37.920
Okay, Mushnick, if you hear anything
about these men, call our office.

00:43:38.040 --> 00:43:42.580
Sure, I'll be glad to. Do cooperate
with the police. Hello, Aunt City.

00:43:42.700 --> 00:43:46.040
Oh, isn't it terrible what happened
to your boyfriend, Keith?

00:43:46.160 --> 00:43:47.474
Those are the breaks.

00:43:51.520 --> 00:43:56.460
All right, Seymour. Now you tell me
if that plant is finished all grown up.

00:43:56.580 --> 00:44:00.280
He's finished all growing up. You wouldn't
kid your father. My father came home?

00:44:00.400 --> 00:44:02.590
Me, idiot. It's a finger of speech.

00:44:02.860 --> 00:44:05.900
Now look, I can't stand
any more of that plant.

00:44:06.180 --> 00:44:08.713
It's growing me out of house and home.

00:44:08.833 --> 00:44:13.000
Well, it ain't going to grow anymore,
I promise. How can you be so sure?

00:44:13.120 --> 00:44:18.220
It ate three times already. Who? I mean,
what did it eat this time?

00:44:18.520 --> 00:44:22.440
About a million Japanese beetles.
So don't eat no more.

00:44:23.840 --> 00:44:24.740
It's full.

00:44:25.280 --> 00:44:26.180
Gravis!

00:44:27.110 --> 00:44:30.180
There's a lady from some kind
of a committance outside.

00:44:30.300 --> 00:44:31.739
I think it's important.

00:44:33.140 --> 00:44:36.100
Excellent. By the by. I understand you want

00:44:36.220 --> 00:44:38.569
to take Audrey out on a date tonight.

00:44:38.689 --> 00:44:40.276
That's very good with me.

00:44:40.396 --> 00:44:43.975
Because I am staying to keep
an eye on that Meshuggah plant.

00:44:47.632 --> 00:44:50.260
Where are we going to go tonight, Seymour?

00:44:50.380 --> 00:44:54.385
Oh, I just remembered I don't
have any money. Well, that's okay.

00:44:54.760 --> 00:44:57.811
We could take a walk along
the ocean or something.

00:44:58.050 --> 00:45:02.386
I got a great idea. We can eat dinner
at my house. My mom's a great cook.

00:45:02.506 --> 00:45:06.655
Well, that's swell. Oh, boy,
I'll call her later and tell her. Okay.

00:45:09.820 --> 00:45:12.140
Oh, that's very remarkable.

00:45:13.380 --> 00:45:18.400
Do you like? I neither like
nor dislike anything, my goodness.

00:45:20.020 --> 00:45:22.270
I happen to represent the Society

00:45:22.390 --> 00:45:25.800
of Silent Flower Observers
of Southern California.

00:45:26.260 --> 00:45:32.020
How about that? Tell me,
who created this magnificent bloom?

00:45:33.360 --> 00:45:34.560
I did, me.

00:45:35.540 --> 00:45:42.220
And what might your name be? Seymour
Krelboin with a K. Krelboin. Krelboin.

00:45:43.000 --> 00:45:44.627
Raised it in a coffee can.

00:45:45.300 --> 00:45:46.200
This?

00:45:46.960 --> 00:45:50.220
Well, tell me, Mr. Krelboin,
is this a freak

00:45:50.340 --> 00:45:52.480
or can more be raised from the sea?

00:45:52.600 --> 00:45:53.957
We should live so long.

00:45:54.077 --> 00:45:57.700
Well, I don't think there are going
to be any more, Miss... Fushtwanger.

00:45:57.820 --> 00:45:59.240
Mrs. Hortense Fushtwanger.

00:45:59.420 --> 00:46:03.112
I think this is going to be the only one,
Mrs. Fushtwanger.

00:46:03.600 --> 00:46:04.500
Fushtwanger.

00:46:05.160 --> 00:46:08.101
Fushtwanger. It's probably
indigestible anyway.

00:46:10.560 --> 00:46:15.240
At any rate, I have the honor
to tell you, Seymour Curlboyne,

00:46:15.360 --> 00:46:19.423
that you have been selected
to receive the annual trophy

00:46:19.543 --> 00:46:24.040
of the Society of Silent Flower
Observers of Southern California.

00:46:24.160 --> 00:46:26.300
A trophy? Me? Such is justice.

00:46:27.260 --> 00:46:30.764
Tell me, when do you suppose
those large buds will open?

00:46:30.884 --> 00:46:34.520
Well, according to what the book
says about the plants that I crossed,

00:46:34.640 --> 00:46:36.840
they should open day
after tomorrow at sunset.

00:46:36.960 --> 00:46:40.840
set. Ah, very well. Then I shall return
at that time to present the trophy.

00:46:40.960 --> 00:46:41.860
Good day.

00:46:49.400 --> 00:46:50.300
Remarkable.

00:46:54.320 --> 00:46:58.450
Oh, boy, I'm going to get a trophy. Oh,
Seymour, I'm so proud of you.

00:46:58.570 --> 00:47:02.699
Oh, a real You'll trouble her, Audrey
Jr. We can put it on the floor.

00:47:02.819 --> 00:47:04.555
In the cross parade. Oh, boy.

00:47:08.580 --> 00:47:12.348
Don't look at me. I'm a terrible
sight. I'm a complete sea hag.

00:47:12.468 --> 00:47:17.400
She always says that. Oh, well, it's true.
I haven't been feeling very well lately.

00:47:17.520 --> 00:47:22.500
Audrey, this is my ma, Winifred Krelboing.
Ma, this is Audrey Fulcoy. She's my girl.

00:47:22.620 --> 00:47:26.208
Hi, Audrey. Are you hungry?
I sure am. I could eat a hearse.

00:47:26.328 --> 00:47:29.932
Oh, well, sit right down,
and I'll go get the first course.

00:47:32.980 --> 00:47:34.044
Sit here, Audrey.

00:47:35.160 --> 00:47:37.225
You want me to take your sweater?

00:47:37.540 --> 00:47:38.440
Yeah.

00:47:46.500 --> 00:47:49.140
Never mind that. Well, now, try this.

00:47:55.780 --> 00:48:01.000
It tastes like cough syrup. Dr.
Flynn's cough syrup. A toast?

00:48:02.540 --> 00:48:04.980
To Audrey Jr. No, to Audrey Sr.

00:48:29.080 --> 00:48:32.858
You, you glutton,
you. Tonight I keep an eye on you.

00:48:32.978 --> 00:48:35.303
I don't let nobody get near you.

00:48:45.920 --> 00:48:47.172
Here comes the soup.

00:48:48.820 --> 00:48:51.573
Now don't touch it till
I get the flavor in.

00:48:52.560 --> 00:48:57.240
Gee, Audrey, you sure look good
by candlelight. Oh, do I really, Seymour?

00:48:57.720 --> 00:48:59.120
Yeah. Here you are.

00:49:01.640 --> 00:49:02.780
Now try it.

00:49:03.680 --> 00:49:06.340
Sure smells different. It's different.

00:49:07.560 --> 00:49:12.900
Some kind of oil, isn't it? God,
liver oil. Wonderful for the colon.

00:49:13.040 --> 00:49:15.043
And that's sulfur powder on top.

00:49:27.720 --> 00:49:28.620
Feed me.

00:49:32.140 --> 00:49:33.380
I'm hungry.

00:49:37.540 --> 00:49:39.540
(music playing)

00:49:42.500 --> 00:49:44.480
Open it, this. Feed me.

00:49:48.200 --> 00:49:52.020
I didn't eat it. Feed me. I ate it.

00:49:52.840 --> 00:49:54.380
I want food.

00:49:56.200 --> 00:49:59.820
A talking plant we got. I'm hungry.

00:50:00.760 --> 00:50:01.660
No.

00:50:02.420 --> 00:50:05.400
Hungry. And not a fine kettle of fish.

00:50:06.560 --> 00:50:08.750
Who would you like to have tonight?

00:50:09.340 --> 00:50:10.840
You look fat enough.

00:50:12.972 --> 00:50:17.940
We not only got a talking plant,
we got one that makes with smart cracks.

00:50:18.060 --> 00:50:22.500
Will you listen to me,
you botanical bum? Food you wouldn't get.

00:50:22.620 --> 00:50:26.800
Not from Gravis Mushnick.
I'm starved. Excellent.

00:50:27.400 --> 00:50:33.400
You would unpopulate the old Skid
Row. Well, you can forget about it.

00:50:33.700 --> 00:50:36.829
You wouldn't get fed
from Gravis Mushnick tonight.

00:50:38.000 --> 00:50:38.900
Good night.

00:50:39.740 --> 00:50:41.040
You'll get yours.

00:50:48.320 --> 00:50:50.100
I kind of like this chow mein.

00:50:50.220 --> 00:50:52.140
I mean, if it tastes a little bitter,

00:50:52.260 --> 00:50:54.660
it's because it's made of Chinese herbs

00:50:54.780 --> 00:50:58.100
and it's flavored with acromiocin,
Epsom salts.

00:50:58.220 --> 00:51:00.840
There ain't another cook
in the whole world like my ma.

00:51:00.960 --> 00:51:03.540
That's what your old man said
before the louse ran out on me.

00:51:03.660 --> 00:51:06.940
You know, if you're going to be married,
you've got to be a good cook.

00:51:07.060 --> 00:51:10.690
Maybe you could teach me.
You thinking of getting married?

00:51:11.120 --> 00:51:14.280
Well, he hasn't asked me
yet. Who hasn't? Seymour.

00:51:14.330 --> 00:51:16.640
Seymour's too young to get married.

00:51:16.760 --> 00:51:20.100
Look here, a boy's got to go out
and play around a little bit.

00:51:20.220 --> 00:51:24.320
Go out on the make and have a ball. Gee,
Ma, I don't want to have a ball.

00:51:24.440 --> 00:51:27.256
I want to be with Audrey. Now,
look, Seymour.

00:51:27.376 --> 00:51:31.300
You promised you wouldn't get married
until you bought me an iron lung.

00:51:31.420 --> 00:51:36.260
You've been breathing for years, Ma. Well,
it ain't easy. It ain't easy, son.

00:51:58.200 --> 00:51:59.400
Is anybody here?

00:52:00.500 --> 00:52:04.780
Black Cat, 13th John, Friday the 13th,
a stupid superstition.

00:52:08.920 --> 00:52:11.048
All right, you, come out of there.

00:52:11.720 --> 00:52:12.972
Don't shoot, mister.

00:52:13.340 --> 00:52:16.531
I'm old and sick. I wouldn't
know you'd even apply.

00:52:17.280 --> 00:52:19.908
Come out in the light where I can see you.

00:52:20.660 --> 00:52:25.580
No. Please don't shoot. Please. Please,
I'm only Gravis Mushnick.

00:52:25.655 --> 00:52:28.104
You wouldn't want to kill me.
Where would you hide the body?

00:52:28.154 --> 00:52:30.360
Don't worry, I'm not going to shoot you.

00:52:30.435 --> 00:52:32.231
Not unless you try
something. Try something?

00:52:32.281 --> 00:52:35.260
I never tried anything in my life.
I wouldn't try anything now.

00:52:35.335 --> 00:52:38.478
You want my money? Take it. You mind
I should go out and steal you some more?

00:52:38.528 --> 00:52:41.802
That's all right,
too. I'll do it. Thank you very much.

00:52:42.380 --> 00:52:44.445
I like your brand of hospitality.

00:52:45.420 --> 00:52:49.550
You'll excuse it, isn't more. I'm
only a poor florist. Yeah, yeah.

00:52:50.220 --> 00:52:52.097
We've got about 30 bucks here.

00:52:52.217 --> 00:52:55.220
Come on, now. Where's the rest
of it? I was in here this afternoon.

00:52:55.340 --> 00:52:56.918
I saw about 30 ,000 people in here.

00:52:56.968 --> 00:52:58.805
They must have spent
some money. Where is it?

00:52:58.880 --> 00:53:01.370
There ain't no more money.
They came in to look on the plant.

00:53:01.420 --> 00:53:04.880
It's a big attraction, Aubrey Jr.
The plant. Don't try to snow me, Jim.

00:53:05.000 --> 00:53:08.620
30 ,000 squares didn't come in here
just to look for a plant. I want it.

00:53:08.740 --> 00:53:12.995
I don't got no more money,
honest. Believe me. Okay, let's try this.

00:53:13.300 --> 00:53:18.040
One, two, three,
four. I ain't got no more money, honest.

00:53:18.420 --> 00:53:23.860
All right, try it the other way around.
Five, four, three, two... All right!

00:53:24.020 --> 00:53:26.523
All right already. Okay, Big Bad, where?

00:53:28.120 --> 00:53:29.140
In the plant.

00:53:30.360 --> 00:53:31.300
In the plant?

00:53:32.100 --> 00:53:33.915
The big plant, Audrey Junior.

00:53:37.760 --> 00:53:40.500
Inside the big leaf? That's right, inside.

00:53:42.360 --> 00:53:43.800
How do you get it open?

00:53:45.520 --> 00:53:46.540
Just knock.

00:54:02.620 --> 00:54:09.620
in there in there inside in the bottom
i don't see anything way inside

00:54:33.740 --> 00:54:35.300
Boy, what I did.

00:54:38.530 --> 00:54:42.000
I don't care what you got
at the date with Audrey tonight.

00:54:42.120 --> 00:54:45.624
I am no more sitting up
with that no -good -nique plant.

00:54:47.243 --> 00:54:48.620
But gee, Mr. Mushnick,

00:54:48.740 --> 00:54:52.000
you don't have to sit up with it anymore
It's all grown up now Excellent,

00:54:52.120 --> 00:54:55.060
smart guy How do you know
it don't be hungry no more?

00:54:55.135 --> 00:54:58.460
Well, because... Tonight you are staying
Then tomorrow they're coming

00:54:58.535 --> 00:55:02.300
and they're going to give you a trophy
And then after that we are getting rid once

00:55:02.420 --> 00:55:04.900
and for all for that plant
Getting rid of it?

00:55:05.020 --> 00:55:05.245
Why?

00:55:05.320 --> 00:55:11.380
Don't ask why, why The end,
into the garbage can Aloha Yes,

00:55:12.180 --> 00:55:15.120
Mrs. Shiva Oh, Seymour,
you're a wonderful plant.

00:55:15.240 --> 00:55:19.948
Oh, that's all right, Audrey. I'll grow
other plants, even more wonderful ones.

00:55:20.068 --> 00:55:21.001
I know you will.

00:55:21.547 --> 00:55:24.151
Did you figure out
what we're doing tonight?

00:55:24.271 --> 00:55:26.225
Yeah, we're going to a place full

00:55:26.345 --> 00:55:28.891
of beautiful flowers. We have to stay here.

00:55:29.240 --> 00:55:32.180
Yeah. Well,
never mind. We'll have a picnic.

00:55:32.300 --> 00:55:35.280
It'll be just like going
to the country. Oh, boy.

00:55:35.400 --> 00:55:37.420
Did you get the 3 ,000
pink azaleas for the arbor

00:55:37.540 --> 00:55:40.180
and the 9 ,000 yellow mums for the border?

00:55:43.870 --> 00:55:48.407
What do you mean you're going to a picnic
at night with that Fulcward girl?

00:55:48.527 --> 00:55:53.373
Don't you like Audrey, Ma? She's out
after your money. I don't have any money.

00:55:53.493 --> 00:55:54.860
Oh, she's a smart one.

00:55:55.227 --> 00:55:59.420
She'll latch on to you until you get
some and then goodbye fortune.

00:55:59.540 --> 00:56:04.359
But Audrey's an honest girl, Ma. Yeah,
never trust a woman who's too healthy.

00:56:04.680 --> 00:56:09.274
But Audrey had a bad cold a couple
of weeks ago. Oh, a cold, a puny cold.

00:56:09.394 --> 00:56:11.471
Why don't you get yourself a real

00:56:11.591 --> 00:56:15.492
female with something decent
like mononucleosis or gallstones?

00:56:15.790 --> 00:56:20.899
Well, maybe she could catch something like
that. The only thing she'll catch is you.

00:56:21.019 --> 00:56:24.039
And she'll take you off
to some shady sanitarium

00:56:24.159 --> 00:56:27.180
and leave me to chiropractors
and faith healers.

00:56:27.560 --> 00:56:33.960
I know when I'm not wanted. Oh,
gee, Ma. Don't feel sorry for me.

00:56:34.820 --> 00:56:39.249
I'll just find a nice wet alley somewhere
and curl up and wait for the end.

00:56:39.369 --> 00:56:43.740
Oh, please don't die till I get back,
will you, Ma? I'll take care of you.

00:56:43.860 --> 00:56:46.871
I'll always take care
of you. I promise. Yeah. Bye.

00:56:50.840 --> 00:56:51.740
Gee,

00:56:52.884 --> 00:56:55.700
Audrey, I never tasted
food like this before.

00:56:55.820 --> 00:56:58.980
It's a peanut butter and jelly
sandwich. Peanut butter and jelly?

00:56:59.100 --> 00:57:00.352
What does that cure?

00:57:00.573 --> 00:57:02.200
Nothing. It's just a food.

00:57:02.275 --> 00:57:04.397
Well, what good is it if it doesn't
clear up pimples

00:57:04.447 --> 00:57:08.280
or shrink your sinus tissues or something?
You're just being silly, Seymour.

00:57:09.960 --> 00:57:11.963
Seymour, what do you want to be?

00:57:12.740 --> 00:57:14.492
Well, I want to grow things.

00:57:14.612 --> 00:57:16.940
If I had a lot of money,
I'd go to the South Seas,

00:57:17.060 --> 00:57:19.320
where they grow the most
fabulous plants in the world.

00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:21.130
Well, that sounds exciting.

00:57:21.320 --> 00:57:24.340
Yeah. I'd like to go
to the South Seas, too.

00:57:24.802 --> 00:57:27.089
There's no reason why you couldn't go.

00:57:27.209 --> 00:57:29.376
Would you take me with you, Seymour?

00:57:29.496 --> 00:57:32.927
Oh, I couldn't very well go
without you, Audrey. Why not?

00:57:34.720 --> 00:57:39.539
Because I'm in love with you, Audrey. Oh,
I'm in love with you, too, Seymour.

00:57:39.940 --> 00:57:40.840
Eat me.

00:57:42.120 --> 00:57:44.580
What'd you say? I was just kidding.

00:57:46.040 --> 00:57:46.940
I'm hungry.

00:57:48.080 --> 00:57:52.660
Seymour. I didn't mean
it. Why did you say it? Oh, food.

00:57:53.950 --> 00:57:57.620
You didn't even say that. Oh,
yes, I did. I said it. I said it.

00:57:57.740 --> 00:57:59.555
Oh, I'm looking right at you.

00:58:00.240 --> 00:58:04.280
I'm a ventriloquist. You're
what? A ventriloquist. Feed me!

00:58:05.392 --> 00:58:09.460
Seymour, do you feel all right? Well,
I don't know. I'm not sure.

00:58:09.580 --> 00:58:12.459
Well, then stop all
this nonsense and kiss me.

00:58:13.400 --> 00:58:18.150
I'm dying from hunger! Oh, right.
If you're so hungry, eat something.

00:58:18.270 --> 00:58:22.400
But forget about me. Gee,
I'm sorry, Audrey. Give me to eat!

00:58:22.720 --> 00:58:27.080
If you can't control yourself,
I'm going home. I need some chow! Oh!

00:58:29.620 --> 00:58:31.560
Look, an empty stomach!

00:58:32.870 --> 00:58:36.536
Audrey, please wait. Listen to me.
I've listened to all the nonsense.

00:58:36.656 --> 00:58:38.933
I want to hear, Seymour. You're a nut.

00:58:39.053 --> 00:58:43.127
You tell me that you love me
and then you act like a complete idiot.

00:58:43.247 --> 00:58:47.022
Please listen, Audrey. I'll
be able to explain everything soon.

00:58:47.142 --> 00:58:48.700
Why can't you explain now?

00:58:49.357 --> 00:58:51.860
Because so many things are so important.

00:58:51.980 --> 00:58:55.320
I want to marry you, but I've
got to take care of Mom.

00:58:55.440 --> 00:58:58.760
Well, that plant in there
is going to make it all come true.

00:58:58.835 --> 00:59:02.859
Tomorrow they're going to give me a trophy
and I'll be famous. I'll be a big botanist.

00:59:02.979 --> 00:59:06.420
And then we can go to the South Seas,
just like we planned and all.

00:59:06.540 --> 00:59:09.700
But that doesn't have anything
to do with what went on in there.

00:59:09.820 --> 00:59:14.388
When you're ready to come to your senses,
Seymour, then I'll talk to you.

00:59:14.620 --> 00:59:15.872
Good night, Seymour.

00:59:18.640 --> 00:59:20.640
(music playing)

00:59:27.000 --> 00:59:31.900
I'm getting pretty tired of you. I need
food. I don't care what you need.

00:59:32.020 --> 00:59:33.280
Look what you've done to me.

00:59:33.400 --> 00:59:36.300
You not only made a butcher out of me,
but you drove my girl away.

00:59:36.420 --> 00:59:38.297
Shut up and bring on the food!

00:59:39.302 --> 00:59:41.680
Don't tell me to shut up. You shut up.

00:59:41.800 --> 00:59:43.700
Who raised you from a bunch
of little seeds?

00:59:43.820 --> 00:59:45.720
Who fed you all them
high -class fertilizers

00:59:45.840 --> 00:59:47.920
and sat up all night
with you when you were sick?

00:59:48.040 --> 00:59:49.740
Nobody else would have done that for you.

00:59:49.845 --> 00:59:50.865
Do you think anybody else

00:59:50.940 --> 00:59:52.940
would have brought you human beings to eat?

00:59:53.060 --> 00:59:55.063
You're darn right they wouldn't.

00:59:55.183 --> 00:59:59.080
Well, I've helped you, and you've helped
me. Now shut your trap and go to sleep.

00:59:59.200 --> 01:00:00.780
I'm tired. Crawl, boys.

01:00:01.500 --> 01:00:02.440
Turn around.

01:00:04.840 --> 01:00:06.380
Close your eyes.

01:00:08.080 --> 01:00:09.640
You are asleep.

01:00:11.100 --> 01:00:12.240
Open your eyes.

01:00:13.860 --> 01:00:18.620
Now you will do as I say.
Do you follow me? Yes, master.

01:00:18.820 --> 01:00:24.720
You will go out and find
me some food. Yes, master.

01:00:25.000 --> 01:00:28.380
Now be gone, and waste no time.

01:00:47.600 --> 01:00:50.020
Boo -boo! Idiot!

01:01:04.980 --> 01:01:06.780
THE END

01:01:30.500 --> 01:01:35.180
My name is Leonora Klein.
How's the rain on the rhubarb?

01:01:36.500 --> 01:01:37.840
Master is hungry.

01:01:43.680 --> 01:01:44.580
Well,

01:01:48.700 --> 01:01:49.600
hello there.

01:01:51.920 --> 01:01:53.920
(music playing)

01:02:19.860 --> 01:02:21.925
I've got to find food for Master.

01:02:22.860 --> 01:02:24.925
Food I've got to find for Master.

01:02:25.720 --> 01:02:28.020
For Master, I gotta find food.

01:02:29.700 --> 01:02:31.040
Maybe I can help.

01:02:31.900 --> 01:02:35.640
Who are you? My name
is Leonora Clyde. I love you.

01:02:37.460 --> 01:02:43.200
Master wants food. Let the old goat
wait. The night is young and so are we.

01:02:43.880 --> 01:02:45.382
Master doesn't eat goat.

01:02:49.900 --> 01:02:52.560
Well, what kind of food does he like?

01:02:55.660 --> 01:02:56.560
Ooh!

01:02:57.600 --> 01:02:59.620
That's more like it. Kiss me.

01:03:03.820 --> 01:03:07.860
What's the matter? Don't
you like me? Too bony. Too bony?

01:03:07.980 --> 01:03:12.010
Nobody ever told me
that before. Beef is better than veal.

01:03:13.660 --> 01:03:17.440
You're such a dodo. What do you call
this? Chopped liver?

01:03:18.580 --> 01:03:19.480
Mmm.

01:03:21.580 --> 01:03:25.760
Master would like more fat.
that. Speak for yourself, John.

01:03:27.820 --> 01:03:32.600
My name is Seymour. My name
is Seymour. That's my name, too.

01:03:33.869 --> 01:03:37.330
Are you interested
or are you just wasting my time?

01:03:37.450 --> 01:03:42.200
I never thought anybody would volunteer.
Do you volunteer? Sure, I do.

01:03:42.700 --> 01:03:47.581
All right, if you're sure you want
to volunteer. All right, my place is yours?

01:03:47.940 --> 01:03:53.100
I don't care. Well,
flip a coin. I don't have a coin.

01:03:53.560 --> 01:03:55.220
Flip anything, silly.

01:03:55.980 --> 01:03:57.294
Well, there's a rock.

01:03:59.600 --> 01:04:02.240
Wet or dry? Wet.

01:04:08.950 --> 01:04:10.950
(music playing)

01:04:20.070 --> 01:04:24.420
The search was narrowing, and we knew
that soon we would have the killer.

01:04:24.540 --> 01:04:25.764
Not that we had any more clues

01:04:25.860 --> 01:04:28.360
than before, but we had to tell
the chief something.

01:04:28.480 --> 01:04:29.760
I had that feeling in my bones

01:04:29.835 --> 01:04:33.770
that the mystery was drawing to its climax,
and I was determined to be on hand.

01:04:34.480 --> 01:04:36.866
All right, out, out, out. Nobody is in.

01:04:36.986 --> 01:04:40.140
Today we have a special
occasion for Seymour Krelboin,

01:04:40.260 --> 01:04:41.740
which has invented the big plan.

01:04:41.860 --> 01:04:45.880
So I want everybody should please
stay out of the way. We want Seymour!

01:04:46.000 --> 01:04:49.520
We want Seymour! We want Seymour! Seymour!

01:04:54.160 --> 01:04:56.340
I tell you, this business is worse

01:04:56.460 --> 01:04:58.880
than being a conductor
in a revoluting door.

01:04:59.000 --> 01:05:02.240
I'll be glad when this day
is finished. What's the celebration?

01:05:02.360 --> 01:05:06.540
They're presenting my son with a trophy.
Yeah, what'd he do, run away from home?

01:05:06.660 --> 01:05:11.900
Please don't look at me that way, Audrey.
I want to talk to you. I'm sorry, Seymour.

01:05:12.020 --> 01:05:16.080
I just don't understand you. I'll
explain everything after the ceremony.

01:05:16.200 --> 01:05:17.778
You, police, what are you doing here?

01:05:17.828 --> 01:05:19.745
Heard there was something
going on here this evening.

01:05:19.820 --> 01:05:21.645
Just thought we'd come
by and keep an eye on things.

01:05:21.720 --> 01:05:23.965
Look, we don't need no eyes
kept on nutting everything.

01:05:24.015 --> 01:05:29.120
The Society of Silent Flower Observers
has arrived, and sunset is almost upon us.

01:05:29.460 --> 01:05:33.240
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
We are honored to have you.

01:05:33.290 --> 01:05:37.240
Still working on those disappearances?
We think they were murdered.

01:05:37.360 --> 01:05:40.320
Hey, look here, young man. There's
no way to talk at a time like this.

01:05:40.440 --> 01:05:41.879
Let me see your tongue.

01:05:42.089 --> 01:05:46.720
Uh -huh. Know what you got? Just the facts,
ma 'am. Trench mouth. Uh -huh.

01:05:46.840 --> 01:05:49.493
I know. I had it back in 09. Better
have that looked into, Frank.

01:05:49.580 --> 01:05:50.957
Whatever you say, Joe.

01:05:52.020 --> 01:05:55.324
Mr. Crowboy, the sun is going down now,

01:05:55.444 --> 01:05:59.340
and you do think those buds
are going to open?

01:05:59.880 --> 01:06:00.780
I hope so.

01:06:01.240 --> 01:06:03.743
Because if they don't, Mr. Crowboy,

01:06:03.863 --> 01:06:06.980
we shall just have to present
the award at another time.

01:06:07.100 --> 01:06:10.920
Oh, it's starting to open. It's the mark.

01:06:13.400 --> 01:06:16.440
Oh, look, the first bed is open.

01:06:21.520 --> 01:06:24.399
Isn't that the railroad
cop? Look at the rest.

01:06:31.610 --> 01:06:33.610
(music playing)

01:06:37.345 --> 01:06:41.600
What do you think, Frank? They're
all there, Joe. Yes, you're right.

01:06:41.720 --> 01:06:45.180
Mr. Crawboy, how do you explain
this? I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it.

01:06:45.300 --> 01:06:48.480
That's right, officer. He didn't
mean to kill them. Am I?

01:06:48.600 --> 01:06:50.853
Seymour, you promised you'd explain.

01:06:51.380 --> 01:06:56.449
Looks like they're getting away, Joe. Yes,
you're right. Let's catch them. Right.

01:07:00.920 --> 01:07:03.600
Oh, now the float will be perfect. Yeah.

01:07:16.400 --> 01:07:17.401
The Lone Ranger.

01:07:36.880 --> 01:07:39.160
I'll get you! Come on!

01:08:05.000 --> 01:08:06.600
Come on!

01:08:14.700 --> 01:08:16.620
Thank you.

01:09:14.100 --> 01:09:15.101
The Lone Ranger.

01:09:46.820 --> 01:09:49.620
THE END

01:10:15.080 --> 01:10:18.860
You wouldn't find him here
with the toilets. Let's go back.

01:10:41.680 --> 01:10:46.380
You dirty rat plant! You messed
up my whole life! Feed me!

01:10:48.880 --> 01:10:49.940
I'll feed you.

01:10:53.900 --> 01:10:56.904
I'll feed you like you've
never been fed before!

01:11:19.540 --> 01:11:24.120
Better to give up, gentlemen
You wouldn't find him tonight Look,

01:11:24.280 --> 01:11:31.280
the door is open,
Frank He was such a good boy

01:11:38.640 --> 01:11:39.540
Seymour!

01:11:40.100 --> 01:11:41.700
I didn't mean it.