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This is the jungle,
the vast wilderness of giant lush foliage,

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of tropical birds and fierce animal life,
the killer tiger, the cunning hyena,

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the deadly python that can
crush a giant elk, the proud

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lion, a fierce lioness stalking
a prey to feed her young,

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and the buzzards, the scavengers
of the jungle, soaring lower

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ever lower, eager to devour
the dead or the dying. Kill

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or be killed. This is the law of the
jungle. And here, what have we here?

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Who are these men? What can they possibly

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be doing in this cruel
tropical wilderness?

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(music playing)

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All right, let's go.

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How do you want me to go?

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How do you want me to go?

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Go, go, go!

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Go, go, go!

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Father, Nova! Go, go, go!

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Father, don't let him
kill them. No, no, go, go!

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I've yet to discover
who is these men. Not yet, Father.

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Look, Father.

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I think one of them is named Mervin.

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Mervin?

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Mervin?

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Who said that?

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Which one of you is Mervin?

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Our lady, you got us mixed
up with two other guys.

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My name is Nona.

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Hiya, Nona. I'm Duke
Mitchell. How do you do?

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Where are we? What place is this?

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This is the most southern fringe of the
Zamboanga group. The island of Cola Cola.

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Cola Cola? Sounds like a commercial

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for some bubble water.
How did we get here?

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Some of our men found you lying
in the jungle and carried you here.

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Yeah, what are we all
for carrying charges?

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Get it? Carrying charges? Funny
line. Let's laugh it up here, lady.

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Oh, come here.

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How did you get lost in the jungle?

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Well, we were on our way
to do a show for the boys in guam

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We're in a plane high over the Pacific.
Sammy goes to look for the powder room

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and he couldn't find it.
I went there to show him.

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I walked through the wrong
door like a dope. He follows

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me. Yeah, lucky thing we
had on parachutes there.

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We were lost in the vast wilderness.
We lived on wild berries

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and raw fish, which is much
better than the raw fish living

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on us. You have nothing to worry
about. My father, the chief, will see

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that you're well cared for me
chief raucous King of this island.

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Well, gee, you sure look super, Chief.

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Super, Chief Gant.

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Hiya, Chief. I'm Duke Mitchell.
This is my partner, Sammy Petrillo.

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You know, Mitchell and Petrillo,
songs, dances, and snappy patter.

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Have tuxedo, we'll travel.

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And not this far.

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Welcome to our island.
We are honored. Our house is yours.

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Yeah, well, remind me to get some new
wallpaper in here, will you? Shh.

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Bongo, Bongo, Papeo, Koliha,
and Poi, Poi. Ah, Clambang, Clambang.

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Tonight, we have great luau.

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To celebrate you, my people will sing
and dance for you. See, that sounds great.

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We'll do likewise, I'm sure. I have
this one. Shake it, shake it, shake it.

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Go, go, go, go, dad, go. Here, cut it out.

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Don't mind my friend, he's young,
he's foolish. No doubt. Come.

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See that? You made the chief mad. That's
okay, he wasn't a good dancer anyway.

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You know, someday I'm gonna
let you fry in your own grease.

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Can't you make it chicken fat? Maybe.

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(music playing)

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Let's go.

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your four chairs okay banga banga
since when do you talk a native language

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I just started today. Well, what'd he
say? What'd he say? I don't even know

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what I said no don't hit me
duke he hates me in the head

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That's a wonderful dance
they're doing. My people

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are happy to entertain you. Well, Sammy

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and I really appreciate it yeah
well I'd be more entertained

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if I had a pretty girl to talk to they go
why should duke have all the meat

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and potatoes meat and potatoes don't
mind my friend speaks in a vernacular.

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I do? Gee.

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Gee, I want a girl just like the girl.
That's easy. I'll call my sister.

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You have a sister? Yes. Oh, boy.

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Saloma. Yeah? Come here.

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Well, she's got a sister ain't
she? You offer me, Doogie. Lots of luck.

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yes I have very nice friend for you oh
see the little one and it's all for me

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no no no oh I like come

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this is saloma
this is your sister my baby sister

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saloma this is sam well
it's been nice knowing you.

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So long, Salami.

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Saloma like you.

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Saloma think you beautiful.

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Saloma needs glasses. You eat.

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I don't want to eat, thank you. You eat.
No, I told you I don't want to eat.

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Hey, Dookie, I got to get away
from this blimper. She'll kill me.

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Well, you ask for it. I got
it. When locked in the corner,

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do a routine. Go.

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Great. You eat. Oh, that's I'll get it.

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Will you let go of the shirt?
What are you trying to feed me for?

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You're not my mother. You can't feed me.

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Saloma, no falafel. Oh,
no falafel. After all,

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I've been eating for a long time.

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I know how to feed myself.

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I've been feeding myself ever since I
was a little boy. Do you understand?

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No falafel.

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(music playing)

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Oh, well, good evening,
ladies and gentlemen,

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and welcome to Showtime
at the Royal Tahitian.

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And what a wonderful show
we have lined up for you tonight.

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You know, as you know,

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this is my first visit
to your beautiful island of Cola -Cola.

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And I want to tell
you that the climate is wonderful.

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It really makes a guy feel full
of Pepsi. Get it? Cola, Pepsi?

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Pepsi, Cola?

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Gentlemen of the jury,
I'd like to ask the prisoner one question.

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Have you ever been up
before, Judge Smith? I don't know.

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What time does Judge Smith get up?

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You wanna hear a funny one?

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On the way over to the island,
the fella stopped me at a coconut tree

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and he said I hadn't had a bite for three
days. You know what I did? I bit him.

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What did he say?

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I know you'd get one of them eventually.

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Oh, I have a million in them. Listen
to this one, listen to this one.

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Did you take a bath this morning?
Why, is there one missing?

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I thought I told you to wait
in the truck. You dance with Saloma?

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Oh, it is ridiculous. Oh, come,
dance. Left your motor running, kid.

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I don't want to dance
with you. Leave Gordy on, will you?

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You're breaking all of them, will you? Let
Gordy on already. Saloma. Leave Gordy.

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Don't get physical, all right?
Then leave Gordy. Saloma.

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Don't hate me, please.

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Do you think perhaps she is too rough?

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Probably doesn't know her own strength.

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My father says,
do you wish to dance for us?

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Well, I don't dance, but I'll do eight

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or ten tunes for you Well,
that's fine All right Okay,

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fellas, let's wrap it up You, now you, you

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Do I want you, oh my, do I Baby,
indeed I do

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Do I need you, oh my, do I Baby,
of course I do

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You know that I'm the one who found you

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That's why I'm always hangin' around
you You, I love you, oh But do I, baby,

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really need to do You know
I know you You should only think

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you're beautiful You, I want
you, oh My, do I, baby, indeed I do

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Do I need you, oh,
my, do I, baby, of course I do

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You know that I'm the one who found you

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That's why I'm always hangin'
around you Do I love you?

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Oh, my, do I?

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Baby, indeed I do

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Baby, indeed I do

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Baby, baby, baby, baby,
baby, of course I do

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Cause baby, yes sir baby

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Cause baby, indeed I do

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Boy, look at that moon.

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You wouldn't think it was the same one

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that was shining over the Bronx,
Brooklyn, Coney Island.

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But it is. Yeah, but it's
so much bigger and brighter out here.

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You sure have a beautiful
place to live in.

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I've heard about places
like this, read about it.

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In fact, I've even seen them in movies.
Never really expected to be here, though.

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Yes, we have everything here to make
us happy. A calm, peaceful atmosphere.

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No noisy streetcars or automobiles.
No rushing around in and out of subways.

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No smoky factories smudging
up the air we breathe.

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Say, how come you know about these things?

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And how come you talk like a college girl?
Perhaps it's because I went to college.

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Come again.

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I was sent to your country to be educated
Someday I will be queen of this island.

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My people would like their queen
to be smart. Well, what do you know?

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You know,
I kind of hate to leave this place

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then why go huh? Do you have to go?

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Well, we're part of an
entertainment group.

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We do to entertain the boys
on Guam. In fact, we're

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overdue. How do we get off
this island? Do any ship

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stop here? Oh, yes, a ship
stops once every two months.

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oh we'll have to do better
than that perhaps Dr. Zabor

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can help you Dr. Zabor
yes he's the only white

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man on the island. Well, how
come we haven't seen him?

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Where is he? He lives on the
other side of the island.

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He's a scientist working on an experiment
in evolution. He's very clever

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and we are in the midst
of a series. You say

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we? Yes, you see, he hired
me as his assistant.

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Oh, tomorrow I shall
take you to him. He'll

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be very glad to see you
both, I'm sure. Oh, great.

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Hey, Duke. Dougie. What?

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Oh, never mind.

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He went that away.

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Run for your lives

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Run for your lives!

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Go on, get out of here! Run for your life!

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Sammy!

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Maybe I should run for mine too,
No? Sammy!

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Sammy!

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Oh, pardon me.

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Sammy!

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Sammy!

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Let me alone, will you? Get
out of here and let me alone.

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Here we are. Well, thanks
for seeing me home.

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That's the custom of the
island. No kidding? Yes,

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that's right. Well, there's
a switch. What other customs

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do you have? Oh, many
quaint ones. I shall tell

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them to you sometime. Well,
it'll be peachy. I must go, it's

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getting late. Good night. Wait a
minute. You can't take a guy home

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and then leave him with
just a good night. No, no.

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It's okay, it's okay Let me go,
let me go, will you?

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See, Salome will bring you home, yes?

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Yeah, thanks loads,

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but you didn't have to go out
of your way. Shut up, Cuckoo.

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It's a custom of the
islands, right? Right.

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Well, we better go.

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Until tomorrow.

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Come, Saloma.

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Good night, my little one. Get out
of here! Get out of here! Get away!

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Get out of here!

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Bye. Yeah, wait for me
in the glove compartment, will you?

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Well?

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Well, uh... Well, aren't you going
to carry me across the threshold?

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Get out of here.

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How much farther do we have to go? Oh,
not very much.

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Boy, now I know how Livingston felt
when he couldn't find Stanley.

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You have that wrong. It's just
vice versa. Vice versa? Vice versa.

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Livingston didn't find Stanley.
Stanley found Livingston.

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This is a vice -a -vice -a. That's right.

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What are you looking for?

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I expect two tons of salami to come out
here charging after me at any minute.

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Oh, don't worry about that. She won't.

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None of my people venture very close
to the castle. It is forbidden. Castle?

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What castle? The castle
where Dr. Zabor lives and works.

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Well, how come you go there and work?

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I don't share all the beliefs
of my ancestors. Where is this castle?

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There it is.

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Cozy little shack. I wish it was
on 42nd Street and Broadway. 42nd

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and Broadway? What kind of a crack
is that? Well, if it was on 42nd

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and Broadway, we'd be standing
in front of the Automat,

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and boy could I use a good cup of coffee
right now come on duke hey hey wait for me

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This looks like death
not only took a holiday

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But he got a hangover from taking it Oh,

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this looks like sing -sing I gotta get
out of here What are you worrying about?

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Well, I ain't worried Just wish I was back

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in Brooklyn Playing the low
-east pitkin, that's all

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Good morning, Chula Morning
Tell Dr. Zabor I am here

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And I bring two white
visitors I tell, master

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close the door close the door
close the door master

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Now what is it, Chula?
Why do you disturb me?

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The girl, she is here. Since when
does she has to be announced?

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she has two men with her white White men.

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White men?

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Who are they? I not know, master.

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Come on, Doogie, let's go.

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The doctor's probably busy, and besides,
I forgot something at the hut. What?

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I forgot to stay here. I'm getting
out of here. Relax, Cuckoo.

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You want to get off this island, don't
you? Sure I want to get off the island.

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Well, the doctor's going to help
us get off, isn't he? Yes.

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Dr. Zabor was a very brilliant
man. Brilliant man, huh?

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Anybody who'd live in a creep joint
like this must be a moronic idiot.

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Good morning.

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I'm Dr. Zabor. Welcome to my creep joint.

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Oh gosh, I'm sorry, Mr. Idiot.

00:22:31.045 --> 00:22:34.505
I didn't mean to call you creep joint
or creep joint. I think nothing of it.

00:22:34.625 --> 00:22:38.145
Doctor, I would like you to meet
my friends. Yes. Hiya, Doc.

00:22:38.265 --> 00:22:40.845
I'm Duke Mitchell. This is my partner,
Sammy Petrillo.

00:22:40.965 --> 00:22:43.030
We were on our way to do a thing.

00:22:43.562 --> 00:22:45.576
Won't I know you from someplace?

00:22:45.696 --> 00:22:46.765
I don't think so.

00:22:53.125 --> 00:22:54.564
Hey, Dookie, come here.

00:22:56.194 --> 00:22:59.304
I think I know where you know
this guy from. Where?

00:22:59.354 --> 00:23:02.129
Ain't this the fellow that goes
around with the hands and the faces,

00:23:02.179 --> 00:23:04.625
biting people on the neck
and wearing capes? You're crazy.

00:23:05.305 --> 00:23:06.494
Watch out for bats!

00:23:06.975 --> 00:23:09.883
Wait a minute. I'll
prove it to you. Watch.

00:23:10.003 --> 00:23:14.905
Dr. Zabor? Yes? Would you do me
a favor? What is it? Make a face. What?

00:23:17.085 --> 00:23:22.297
Thanks. See? What did I tell you? Now go
over and apologize. I ain't gonna do it.

00:23:22.417 --> 00:23:25.699
Come on, you embarrassed
me. Go over and apologize.

00:23:25.819 --> 00:23:26.719
Come on.

00:23:29.265 --> 00:23:30.945
Dr. Zabor? Yes?

00:23:31.975 --> 00:23:35.945
What do you go around scaring little
children for? What are you doing?

00:23:36.065 --> 00:23:37.755
What's the matter with you?

00:23:38.965 --> 00:23:39.943
Don't mind him, Doc.

00:23:39.993 --> 00:23:43.562
He thinks you're the guy that goes
around biting little kids on the neck,

00:23:43.612 --> 00:23:44.639
you know what I mean?

00:23:48.445 --> 00:23:49.345
It's him.

00:23:51.195 --> 00:23:54.685
Doctor, my friends fell out of a plane
and landed on the island.

00:23:54.805 --> 00:23:57.421
They would like to get
back to civilization.

00:23:57.541 --> 00:24:01.583
I told them you could help them.
That's possible. Thank you, Doctor.

00:24:01.703 --> 00:24:04.438
It may take several days
to make arrangements.

00:24:04.558 --> 00:24:07.352
In the meantime, please,
accept my hospitality.

00:24:07.472 --> 00:24:10.785
Allow me to furnish you with suitable
clothes. Gee, thanks, Doc.

00:24:10.905 --> 00:24:12.705
But no capes, huh? Oh.

00:24:13.985 --> 00:24:14.885
Chula.

00:24:17.054 --> 00:24:20.277
Yes, Master. Take this man
to my room. Yes, Master.

00:24:20.397 --> 00:24:23.178
Pick out anything
you want from my wardrobe.

00:24:23.298 --> 00:24:28.165
When you have changed, Chula will bring
you to the study. Follow Chula. Come.

00:24:32.605 --> 00:24:34.725
A most interesting cranium.

00:24:36.885 --> 00:24:38.505
Strange, but interesting.

00:24:39.245 --> 00:24:42.065
Really think
so? What a charming countenance.

00:24:50.343 --> 00:24:53.983
It was very thoughtful
for you to bring these men here.

00:24:54.103 --> 00:24:57.345
I'm sure I can help them.
I was hoping you would.

00:24:58.925 --> 00:25:03.005
I would do anything
for you in my power. Please, Dr. Zabor.

00:25:03.985 --> 00:25:06.113
I'll be in the laboratory, doctor.

00:25:23.425 --> 00:25:25.866
Why do you treat me so coldly, my dear?

00:25:26.605 --> 00:25:27.865
You know I love you.

00:25:28.645 --> 00:25:30.045
I want you.

00:25:31.105 --> 00:25:32.525
Now, what is wrong?

00:25:33.405 --> 00:25:35.365
Why do you not accept my love?

00:25:36.285 --> 00:25:39.945
Please, doctor, must we go
over that again? Yes, we must.

00:25:40.785 --> 00:25:42.265
You shall love me.

00:25:48.895 --> 00:25:51.689
Certainly nice of you to fix
us up like this, Doc Yeah,

00:25:51.809 --> 00:25:53.305
I always wanted a Palm Beach suit,

00:25:53.425 --> 00:25:57.372
thanks Very happy to do it It's
quite a drugstore you got here,

00:25:57.492 --> 00:26:00.445
Doc This is my laboratory Laboratory?

00:26:01.185 --> 00:26:03.425
No kidding Hey, Duke,

00:26:03.545 --> 00:26:07.950
look Looks like the monkey house
in the Bracken Zoo, doesn't it?

00:26:08.625 --> 00:26:14.085
Only smaller, of course They are my guinea
pigs guinea pigs look like monkeys

00:26:14.205 --> 00:26:20.805
to me. They are monkeys, silly boy.

00:26:23.245 --> 00:26:28.165
they are so monkey
suddenly there are monkeys

00:26:28.285 --> 00:26:31.765
But they are also guinea
pigs for the reason

00:26:31.840 --> 00:26:33.228
that I used them in my experiments

00:26:33.278 --> 00:26:39.265
do you understand yes now
hey doc what's What's this?

00:26:40.085 --> 00:26:42.025
Streptococci. Yeah, no kidding.

00:26:42.419 --> 00:26:46.771
Hello, Streptococci. Don't mind my friend,
he has a one -syllable brain.

00:26:46.891 --> 00:26:50.705
I can see that. What kind
of experiments are you making, Doctor?

00:26:50.825 --> 00:26:54.875
Oh, I'm performing a series
of experiments in evolution. Evolution?

00:26:54.995 --> 00:26:56.022
What's evolution?

00:26:56.142 --> 00:26:58.439
Scientists have proven that all living

00:26:58.559 --> 00:27:01.045
things originated
in a process of evolution.

00:27:01.165 --> 00:27:03.764
They also know that
there is a growth force

00:27:03.884 --> 00:27:08.175
that tends to make genetic changes
physiologically and morphologically.

00:27:08.225 --> 00:27:12.284
Chimpanzees and gorillas are the highest
members of the ape family

00:27:12.404 --> 00:27:14.385
and are the ancestors of man.

00:27:17.011 --> 00:27:20.581
Darwin, in his provisional
hypothesis of pangenesis,

00:27:20.701 --> 00:27:24.065
assumes that every living
cell contains a gemule,

00:27:24.265 --> 00:27:27.345
which is a hypothetical granular.

00:27:28.005 --> 00:27:32.135
I have found the chemical formula
that simulates the growth force.

00:27:32.405 --> 00:27:34.185
And when nature takes years,

00:27:34.385 --> 00:27:40.525
I can can, in a matter of hours,
make a complete embryonic metamorphosis.

00:27:41.345 --> 00:27:44.925
Both physiological
and morphological. Do you understand?

00:27:45.845 --> 00:27:49.525
Well, uh... Sure. What? Yeah. You mean

00:27:49.645 --> 00:27:52.005
you understood him? Uh
-huh. What'd he say?

00:27:52.125 --> 00:27:52.725
What'd he say?

00:27:52.800 --> 00:27:53.670
Well, he was just trying to tell

00:27:53.745 --> 00:27:55.210
you that due to the great
lines of his cerebium,

00:27:55.285 --> 00:27:56.795
which have been perplexed by the fact

00:27:56.885 --> 00:27:58.805
that the last type of dog
had its first origin,

00:27:58.880 --> 00:28:00.010
you cannot confuse tyrannical

00:28:00.085 --> 00:28:01.770
and spasmodic conditions
when it is inevitable...

00:28:01.845 --> 00:28:04.335
Shut up! ...that he is a satellite
of inconvenience. Shut up!

00:28:04.385 --> 00:28:07.500
If you have no embryonic physicum
orificis, understand this.

00:28:08.305 --> 00:28:09.431
Methodist, period.

00:28:11.425 --> 00:28:13.803
Master, Pepe Bordeaux here to see you.

00:28:18.495 --> 00:28:20.445
And in conclusion, I'd like to add

00:28:20.520 --> 00:28:23.825
that if you took the embryonic methodic
orifices, the only thing... Shut up.

00:28:27.847 --> 00:28:32.165
What's he so mad about? Oh,
Ramona isn't mad. She just wants to play.

00:28:32.285 --> 00:28:33.537
Come, I'll show you.

00:28:36.425 --> 00:28:39.845
Well, Ramona, do you like our friends?

00:28:40.355 --> 00:28:44.878
Do you want to come out? No, don't
let her out. Don't let her out.

00:28:44.998 --> 00:28:47.945
Oh, Ramona's a pet.
She's very tame. Watch.

00:28:50.625 --> 00:28:53.045
All right, Ramona, open the door.

00:28:54.305 --> 00:28:56.785
Open the door. Open the door, Ramona.

00:28:58.785 --> 00:28:59.974
That's a good girl.

00:29:00.925 --> 00:29:02.865
Come on out now. Come on.

00:29:04.212 --> 00:29:08.905
That's a good girl. I want you to meet
my friends. Shake hands with Dookie.

00:29:09.025 --> 00:29:12.345
Shake hands. Hi, Ramona. Good girl.
And now I think I want you to kiss Sammy.

00:29:12.465 --> 00:29:16.025
No, no, no. Get her out of here. Get
her. I don't want to. No. I don't want to.

00:29:16.145 --> 00:29:19.837
No, no. Get her out of here. Oh,
she won't hurt you, Sammy.

00:29:22.565 --> 00:29:27.196
You know something, Dookie? What? Looks
a little like a raging, huh? Yeah.

00:29:30.995 --> 00:29:33.525
Pepe has come for some acid
for his batteries,

00:29:33.645 --> 00:29:35.147
Nona. Very well, doctor.

00:29:35.945 --> 00:29:41.505
Come on, Ramona. That's a good girl.
Into your cage. That's a good little girl.

00:29:42.512 --> 00:29:47.002
All right, Pepe. Thank you. This is Pepe
Bordo, Mr. Mitchell, Mr. Pedrillo.

00:29:47.122 --> 00:29:49.636
How are you, Pepe? How are you, Mr. Bordo?

00:29:49.756 --> 00:29:53.289
Pepe is representing the law
on the island. Oh, a cop, huh?

00:29:53.409 --> 00:29:56.582
As you call them,
a cop. My friends are from America.

00:29:57.265 --> 00:30:00.033
How did you get here?
There has been no boat

00:30:00.153 --> 00:30:02.293
for months. Oh we just dropped in.

00:30:05.505 --> 00:30:09.605
They parachuted from a plane. Oh.

00:30:11.345 --> 00:30:15.725
Means of outside communication on
the island, a small wireless outfit.

00:30:15.800 --> 00:30:19.188
Gee, maybe you can get us off this island,
wireless some passing ship or something.

00:30:19.245 --> 00:30:20.935
Yeah, you know, Morse code.

00:30:21.305 --> 00:30:22.557
What does that mean?

00:30:23.210 --> 00:30:26.766
Well, my transmitter only carries
to the neighboring island,

00:30:26.886 --> 00:30:30.502
a little over a hundred miles,
but some ship may pick her up.

00:30:30.622 --> 00:30:35.126
I shall try. Well, thanks a lot. Gee,
that'll be peachy. Here you are, Pepe.

00:30:35.246 --> 00:30:38.447
Oh, thank you. And thank you too,
doctor. My pleasure.

00:30:38.567 --> 00:30:42.538
Gentlemen, it had been a pleasure.
Same. Goodbye. And don't forget.

00:30:43.505 --> 00:30:45.525
I'll see you through the door.

00:30:50.375 --> 00:30:54.285
Wow, it'll be great if we can get a ship
to stop here, won't it? Sure will.

00:30:54.405 --> 00:30:55.385
Sooner the better.

00:30:55.498 --> 00:30:56.110
Gee, Gee, Nona,

00:30:56.185 --> 00:30:58.838
why don't you tell us there
was a wireless outfit on this island?

00:30:58.945 --> 00:31:00.760
I just didn't think, I guess.

00:31:01.105 --> 00:31:04.735
Well, if the ship stops here,
we can go right out to Guam.

00:31:07.945 --> 00:31:09.822
Gee, honey, what's the matter?

00:31:09.965 --> 00:31:12.785
Nothing. Come on, baby,
don't feel that way.

00:31:13.725 --> 00:31:14.625
Come on, baby.

00:31:15.285 --> 00:31:16.185
Smile.

00:31:19.305 --> 00:31:21.683
It's getting awful sticky around here.

00:31:32.945 --> 00:31:35.636
What do you want? What?
What are you doing?

00:31:42.245 --> 00:31:44.060
That's pretty cute, you know.

00:31:46.845 --> 00:31:48.034
What are you doing?

00:31:52.294 --> 00:31:54.985
Help, Toki! Get me out
of here! Help, Toki!

00:31:55.105 --> 00:31:57.546
Don't you get me out of here, will you?

00:32:02.005 --> 00:32:03.194
You know something?

00:32:03.314 --> 00:32:06.885
I don't like the way that Dr. Zabor
looked at you a couple of times tonight.

00:32:07.005 --> 00:32:08.185
And do you know something?

00:32:08.305 --> 00:32:10.025
I don't think Dr. Zabor liked the way

00:32:10.145 --> 00:32:12.305
you looked at me a couple
of times tonight either.

00:32:12.425 --> 00:32:16.045
Well, it's just too bad. I don't know
if I like the idea of living there or not.

00:32:16.165 --> 00:32:18.725
Why not? Well,
it's too far from the village.

00:32:18.845 --> 00:32:21.165
And you. But I'm there every day.

00:32:21.372 --> 00:32:25.565
Yeah, but you're always busy.
You can always take me home at night.

00:32:25.685 --> 00:32:30.065
Well, I guess that'll have to do until
I can think of something better.

00:32:30.185 --> 00:32:33.185
I shall have my father invite all
of you to dinner some night soon.

00:32:33.305 --> 00:32:34.557
Would you like that?

00:32:35.005 --> 00:32:36.145
I can hardly wait.

00:32:39.785 --> 00:32:41.162
Anything else, Master?

00:32:42.465 --> 00:32:46.605
No. Go to bed. Good night,
Master. Good night.

00:32:52.605 --> 00:32:55.671
Fine thing. He knows I'm
afraid to be left alone.

00:32:57.235 --> 00:33:01.245
Oh, I wouldn't think of letting
you go home alone. I'll see you home.

00:33:01.365 --> 00:33:04.965
Well, thank you very much, but wouldn't
Sammy like to come along? Oh, no.

00:33:05.085 --> 00:33:07.745
Sammy wouldn't like to come
along. Sammy's tired.

00:33:07.865 --> 00:33:11.620
Sammy's tired. Sammy's tired.
How does he know if I'm tired?

00:33:12.805 --> 00:33:15.371
Come to think of it, I am a little tired.

00:33:49.945 --> 00:33:52.885
Oh, my God!

00:33:59.105 --> 00:34:01.105
(music playing)

00:34:38.745 --> 00:34:42.105
That you, Duke,
it's about time you got home.

00:34:48.445 --> 00:34:50.510
Lie still, will you? Go to sleep.

00:34:54.765 --> 00:34:57.268
Well, cut it out, will you? Go to sleep.

00:35:04.085 --> 00:35:06.588
Hey, Duke, what's with the angora patch?

00:35:16.065 --> 00:35:18.068
Ramona, how did you get up here?

00:35:18.885 --> 00:35:21.388
Come on, you gotta go back to your cage.

00:35:21.645 --> 00:35:23.522
Come on now, Ramona, let's go.

00:35:25.625 --> 00:35:27.185
Come on, baby. Come on.

00:35:34.305 --> 00:35:36.245
What are you doing with Ramona?

00:35:36.585 --> 00:35:39.401
What am I doing with Ramona?
Are you kidding?

00:35:39.521 --> 00:35:43.165
I'm upstairs sleeping in my own bed.
And very peacefully, mind you.

00:35:43.285 --> 00:35:46.085
Next thing I know, this is there in me,
right in the kisser.

00:35:46.205 --> 00:35:50.648
The whole thing's very ambiguous.
Take her back in her cage. What? Huh?

00:35:51.425 --> 00:35:53.365
Take her back in her cage!

00:35:56.845 --> 00:35:57.745
All righty!

00:36:03.085 --> 00:36:06.214
All right, Ramona. Now
it's time to go beddy -bye.

00:36:06.825 --> 00:36:08.014
Get into your cage.

00:36:10.205 --> 00:36:13.647
Oh, I know you know. You're
not gonna lock me in again.

00:36:14.445 --> 00:36:17.386
All right,
but we'll have none of that tonight.

00:36:24.005 --> 00:36:25.382
Now, what do you want?

00:36:27.605 --> 00:36:31.860
Oh, you want I should sit down
and rock you to sleep, huh? Oh, okay.

00:36:34.725 --> 00:36:38.105
Come on, Ramona. Up we go. And over.

00:36:40.785 --> 00:36:46.285
Rock -a -bye, baby,
on the treetop. When the wind blows.

00:36:46.405 --> 00:36:49.045
Cut that out now,
Ramona. You gotta go to bed.

00:36:49.165 --> 00:36:55.765
The cradle will rock Do I want
you, oh my, do I, baby Dee -da -doo,

00:36:57.905 --> 00:37:02.785
do I need you Rock -a -bye, baby,

00:37:02.905 --> 00:37:09.905
on the treetop. When the wind
blows, the cradle will rock.

00:37:32.205 --> 00:37:36.085
Why do I want to be alone?
Why do I want to be alone?

00:37:37.925 --> 00:37:39.925
I'm not alone in this house.

00:37:42.745 --> 00:37:44.497
I'm not alone in this house.

00:37:57.625 --> 00:38:03.065
Boy, what a life. What a boon. Could reach
right up and touch it. Well, good night.

00:38:04.345 --> 00:38:08.745
Is Sammy in bed? No. Still
in the laboratory. In the laboratory?

00:38:09.065 --> 00:38:12.085
What's he doing in there?
Putting Ramona to bed.

00:38:13.285 --> 00:38:16.101
Babysitting with his chimp?
This I gotta see.

00:38:25.085 --> 00:38:26.285
Oh, no.

00:38:27.205 --> 00:38:28.895
Now you've seen everything.

00:38:29.805 --> 00:38:30.994
Good night, Cuckoo.

00:38:38.305 --> 00:38:43.025
Chief Rock is honored to have great
doctor visit his humble abode.

00:38:44.265 --> 00:38:50.205
And how goes scientific work? Good,
I hope. Oh, yes.

00:38:50.685 --> 00:38:51.585
Fine, fine.

00:38:52.685 --> 00:38:55.251
Everything is progressing satisfactorily.

00:38:55.525 --> 00:38:57.605
That is good. This is great.

00:38:58.665 --> 00:38:59.565
Try this.

00:39:01.345 --> 00:39:02.409
Hey, I like that.

00:39:14.405 --> 00:39:16.908
Hey, Duke, get a load of that, will you?

00:39:20.445 --> 00:39:22.510
Does he sleep with that thing on?

00:39:23.365 --> 00:39:24.265
You eat.

00:39:24.385 --> 00:39:28.779
Look, I told you 40 times, get out
of here. I know how to feed myself.

00:39:28.899 --> 00:39:30.485
You gotta eat to grow fat.

00:39:31.205 --> 00:39:35.504
Will you get out of here? Get out
of here. I know how to eat my own food.

00:39:35.554 --> 00:39:39.628
Duke, will you make her stop already?
Fight your way out of it, kid.

00:39:39.748 --> 00:39:40.749
She outweighs me.

00:40:45.025 --> 00:40:47.966
Oh, I get it. You're
going to go out that door.

00:40:48.086 --> 00:40:51.085
I'm gonna go out this door, and then
we're gonna meet over here, right?

00:40:51.205 --> 00:40:54.045
Oh, that's a very good idea. Oh,
by the way, here's the bowl.

00:40:54.165 --> 00:40:55.825
You get two cents back, Carmen.

00:40:55.945 --> 00:40:57.071
Let's get into it.

00:41:33.725 --> 00:41:40.245
What are you laughing about?

00:41:40.385 --> 00:41:44.578
I was just thinking, I had to fall
out of a plane to meet you. you.

00:41:44.698 --> 00:41:46.825
Maybe when we get back to the States,

00:41:46.945 --> 00:41:49.345
we're going to have a big
wedding with all the trimmings.

00:41:49.465 --> 00:41:52.305
But darling,
my father will probably wish me

00:41:52.425 --> 00:41:55.205
to be married here
with the full tribal ceremony.

00:41:55.325 --> 00:41:59.585
Okay, okay, we'll get married in a car
bond by a motorman, if you want.

00:41:59.705 --> 00:42:00.769
Just so it's you.

00:42:06.085 --> 00:42:08.964
This belonged to my great
-great -grandmother.

00:42:09.305 --> 00:42:10.304
In your country,

00:42:10.424 --> 00:42:15.042
...it is the custom for the man to give
his sweetheart an engagement ring.

00:42:15.162 --> 00:42:16.062
Here...

00:42:20.965 --> 00:42:22.154
This is the custom.

00:42:42.155 --> 00:42:46.111
Where'd you learn that tune? That used
to be my favorite tune in college.

00:42:46.231 --> 00:42:47.805
No kidding. That's right.

00:42:48.545 --> 00:42:51.486
Well, it's one of the tunes
in our act. Really?

00:42:52.445 --> 00:42:53.485
Too soon

00:42:55.645 --> 00:43:00.645
It was only part of the game you played

00:43:04.185 --> 00:43:12.185
Your smile I'll only add
in life to your masquerade

00:43:14.845 --> 00:43:16.885
Too soon

00:43:18.745 --> 00:43:24.245
I'll be more than willing to give my heart

00:43:26.845 --> 00:43:34.845
Too soon Or a kiss
that offers a world of pause

00:43:38.945 --> 00:43:45.685
And just like a fortune teller,
I take your hand

00:43:48.065 --> 00:43:54.205
But only misfortune
beckons at your command

00:43:56.425 --> 00:44:02.745
You promise a future
bright with the early dawn

00:44:05.545 --> 00:44:11.665
But when I awake tomorrow,
will you be gone?

00:44:13.205 --> 00:44:15.825
Am I waiting in vain?

00:44:17.345 --> 00:44:20.065
May I kiss you again?

00:44:22.945 --> 00:44:30.945
Please don't hurt me
Or ever desert me Am I too late?

00:44:35.505 --> 00:44:38.305
Too soon

00:44:49.265 --> 00:44:51.831
To your health, my good doctor. To yours.

00:45:02.085 --> 00:45:03.337
Mighty Chief Ruckus,

00:45:03.845 --> 00:45:07.490
I thank you for your hospitality.
But it grows late.

00:45:07.610 --> 00:45:11.885
and I have much to do tomorrow
good night my pleasure you can

00:45:19.105 --> 00:45:20.605
good night

00:45:26.665 --> 00:45:31.525
many kisses she talked marriage she'd give

00:45:31.645 --> 00:45:35.745
boy necklace very serious
very Very interesting.

00:45:36.625 --> 00:45:38.545
Very interesting.

00:46:12.965 --> 00:46:15.945
Chula. Yes, Master. Open the cage.

00:46:28.545 --> 00:46:29.734
All right, open it.

00:46:35.005 --> 00:46:35.905
Pick her up.

00:46:39.995 --> 00:46:41.995
(music playing)

00:46:47.185 --> 00:46:48.085
All right.

00:46:49.185 --> 00:46:50.085
Lay her down.

00:47:11.365 --> 00:47:14.425
She will be big like Gorilla, no?

00:47:15.305 --> 00:47:18.385
No, I think not.

00:47:22.785 --> 00:47:25.505
I think not.

00:47:33.465 --> 00:47:39.725
Master, she is back to a little monkey.
What is wrong? Nothing is wrong, Chula.

00:47:40.485 --> 00:47:41.385
Nothing.

00:47:43.125 --> 00:47:47.005
Now I can change a man into a gorilla.

00:47:49.145 --> 00:47:54.565
A man into a gorilla. Not me,
Master. Not Chula.

00:47:56.205 --> 00:47:59.365
Please, no, Chula, not you.

00:48:08.485 --> 00:48:10.300
Good morning, Chula. Morning.

00:48:13.025 --> 00:48:16.415
Good morning. Good morning.
I'm sorry I'm late, doctor.

00:48:16.535 --> 00:48:20.542
Perfect, you're right,
my dear. I slept late myself this morning.

00:48:20.662 --> 00:48:22.265
I have a surprise for you.

00:48:42.965 --> 00:48:45.105
It wasn't strong enough.

00:48:46.405 --> 00:48:50.085
It worked, but it wasn't
strong enough to hold.

00:48:53.945 --> 00:49:00.945
what did you say doctor it wasn't strong
enough I thought I nothing in my ear

00:49:04.785 --> 00:49:07.025
good morning ramona come

00:49:07.145 --> 00:49:13.545
and shake hands. How are you today?
Oh, I forgot to bring you something.

00:49:14.715 --> 00:49:17.790
What are we gonna get out of
here, Duke? How should I know?

00:49:17.910 --> 00:49:21.251
yeah fat like you care you're
happy here you got nona

00:49:21.371 --> 00:49:24.205
After all, where you gonna
find a known in the Bronx?

00:49:24.325 --> 00:49:27.305
You know, you got something
there, chum. Me, the two

00:49:27.425 --> 00:49:30.165
-legged blimps got me crazy.
I nearly froze to death last

00:49:30.285 --> 00:49:32.985
night in those trees trying
to get away from her. Imagine

00:49:33.105 --> 00:49:35.941
me trying to do a Tarzan.
I ain't got the bill

00:49:36.061 --> 00:49:38.961
for it. Well, I'll go look
up this guy Peppy, see

00:49:39.081 --> 00:49:42.232
if he's contacted any ships.
You want to come along

00:49:42.352 --> 00:49:49.125
and run into salami no thanks all right
oh try to keep out of Ramona's cage

00:49:51.605 --> 00:49:58.605
will you? Very funny. Very funny.
Ha ha ha ha. Keep out of Ramona's

00:50:00.345 --> 00:50:03.787
cage do you think I I think
I am an idiot or something.

00:50:07.885 --> 00:50:08.785
Hiya, baby.

00:50:11.305 --> 00:50:12.807
So early in the morning.

00:50:12.857 --> 00:50:18.240
Well, I'm on my way to see Pepe. We gotta
get back to the States. I'll go with you.

00:50:18.360 --> 00:50:19.260
All right.

00:50:22.485 --> 00:50:23.385
Oh, Nona.

00:50:23.825 --> 00:50:26.005
Yes? I need you in the lab.

00:50:29.825 --> 00:50:30.725
Very well.

00:50:32.214 --> 00:50:37.345
You'll never find Pepe's place by yourself
go to my father. He'll get you a guide.

00:50:37.465 --> 00:50:39.280
All right. I'll see you later

00:51:18.665 --> 00:51:20.167
Good morning, everybody.

00:51:23.085 --> 00:51:24.274
Where is everybody?

00:51:28.985 --> 00:51:33.991
Hello, hello, hello, hello. Good morning.
Good morning. Hiya, Pop. Good morning.

00:51:35.685 --> 00:51:38.438
And how are you today,
my little anthropoid?

00:51:38.965 --> 00:51:39.865
Anthropoid?

00:51:40.205 --> 00:51:41.644
Where'd I get that one?

00:51:42.005 --> 00:51:42.905
Oh, well.

00:51:45.025 --> 00:51:49.656
I've got a little strip to cock -eye.
Strip to cock -eye. Never mind that.

00:51:54.985 --> 00:51:58.865
When you get through with that,
will you make me a malted? it.

00:52:01.205 --> 00:52:02.105
Master.

00:52:08.145 --> 00:52:11.585
I think that will be all for today, Nona.

00:52:12.757 --> 00:52:14.877
Why don't you take our guest along

00:52:14.997 --> 00:52:18.115
with you to the village
to meet your friend, Duke?

00:52:18.235 --> 00:52:21.104
All right, Doctor. Come along,
Come on, Sammy.

00:52:39.145 --> 00:52:40.045
Good, Shula.

00:52:40.565 --> 00:52:41.465
Very good.

00:52:42.325 --> 00:52:46.080
First we make sure he does not come
to until we're finished.

00:52:52.905 --> 00:52:54.905
(music playing)

00:52:56.885 --> 00:52:59.905
Then put him into the cage.
Take off his clothes.

00:53:02.535 --> 00:53:06.521
Remember, Noni, you promised to protect
me from Salami. You mustn't be afraid

00:53:06.641 --> 00:53:08.545
of her. She's only a baby. Yeah, baby

00:53:08.665 --> 00:53:11.649
elephant. Hey, look, funny
thing growing these trees

00:53:11.769 --> 00:53:16.215
out here don't they why it's my necklace
yeah that's right the one dookie

00:53:16.335 --> 00:53:20.703
had on I wonder how it got here He's
awful careless with his jewelry.

00:53:21.375 --> 00:53:25.065
Don't tell him we found it. I want
to tease him about losing it.

00:53:25.185 --> 00:53:29.253
Make him worry a little
before I give it back. Spurred him right.

00:53:34.145 --> 00:53:35.045
That's it.

00:53:51.405 --> 00:53:52.969
How long it take, Master?

00:53:53.565 --> 00:53:54.925
I don't know. Quiet.

00:54:05.345 --> 00:54:10.925
Oh, you are back, my little one. Remember,
Nona, you promised. No, Saloma.

00:54:11.185 --> 00:54:15.365
Noga pasca, noga. Just
a little? Not a little. Oh.

00:54:15.866 --> 00:54:19.645
Did our father supply Duke
with a guy to go to Pepe's?

00:54:19.765 --> 00:54:25.225
Duke not come here sure
not sure he must have gone

00:54:25.345 --> 00:54:31.025
to find Pepe alone that's bad no God Osmo

00:54:33.795 --> 00:54:36.905
oh cuz I know look
about the collateral with Pepe

00:54:37.025 --> 00:54:39.625
and cause I don't go
out of the slough Pepe

00:54:39.745 --> 00:54:46.345
what you got to look
for Duke good all right

00:54:48.390 --> 00:54:50.146
Let's go back to Dr. Zabor's.

00:54:50.266 --> 00:54:53.365
He may have turned back
looking for this. All right.

00:54:53.485 --> 00:54:57.225
Come on. Me go, too. No, Saloma.
No, no, a thousand times no!

00:54:59.685 --> 00:55:01.845
No, no, a thousand times no!

00:55:16.485 --> 00:55:17.385
Uh -huh.

00:55:25.705 --> 00:55:27.705
(music playing)

00:56:08.765 --> 00:56:13.965
Now, let's see if my lovely
Nona will prefer you to me.

00:56:18.045 --> 00:56:20.110
Suppose he ain't here. Then what?

00:56:20.185 --> 00:56:24.506
Then he must be lost in the jungle, and we
better go find him before it's too late.

00:56:28.925 --> 00:56:32.930
Dookie! Come out, come out,
wherever you are! Maybe he's hiding.

00:56:35.165 --> 00:56:39.065
Dook! Hide his clothes in there.
And put Ramona in there, too.

00:56:46.925 --> 00:56:54.225
what do you think maybe
he's in the laboratory

00:56:54.305 --> 00:57:02.305
come on doctor the Duke
come Where'd he come from?

00:57:10.005 --> 00:57:12.446
Another step in my experiment, my dear.

00:57:12.885 --> 00:57:17.305
Ramona is now a gorilla.
Ramona? You think Ramona? Yes.

00:57:18.005 --> 00:57:20.946
Boy, I'd hate to have to rock
him to sleep now.

00:57:22.745 --> 00:57:27.085
Do you intend to advance her one
more step? To the human level? No.

00:57:27.765 --> 00:57:32.145
I don't blame you, Doc. It's
the stupidest looking gorilla I ever saw.

00:57:32.905 --> 00:57:36.325
Did Peppy have any good
news for our friend

00:57:36.445 --> 00:57:38.385
you I don't know we can't find

00:57:38.505 --> 00:57:44.705
him. He must be lost in the jungle. Some
of my people are searching for him.

00:57:44.825 --> 00:57:50.205
Sammy, I think we'd better go back to the
village. Not me, I'm tired of chasing

00:57:50.325 --> 00:57:56.305
around. I'll wait here. I will be
glad to go with you, my dear. Come.

00:58:02.285 --> 00:58:05.915
Well, for long, Ramona,
and don't take any wooden bananas.

00:58:25.693 --> 00:58:27.445
Chula, if you should return,

00:58:27.565 --> 00:58:30.944
bring him to the village. Yes,
Master. Let's go, dear.

00:58:41.715 --> 00:58:44.065
Wait, wait,
what are you trying to say, Ramona?

00:58:44.185 --> 00:58:49.316
Whoa, whoa, wait, what are you trying to
do, Ramona? I don't understand you. What?

00:58:54.905 --> 00:58:55.805
Oh, charade.

00:59:00.785 --> 00:59:04.245
Oh, good. Oh, oh,
uh -huh. Three words, three words.

00:59:07.585 --> 00:59:09.805
Uh, f -f -first word, first word.

00:59:11.685 --> 00:59:13.125
Uh, p -pupil, pupil.

00:59:16.145 --> 00:59:20.045
Uh, uh, uh, lash,
eyelash. No, no, uh, brow, brow, brow.

00:59:20.225 --> 00:59:22.185
Uh, uh, eye, eye, eye, eye.

00:59:23.065 --> 00:59:27.696
S -s -second word, second word. Ear,
uh, no, no, sounds like, sounds like.

00:59:28.005 --> 00:59:30.305
Sounds like a bang.

00:59:31.885 --> 00:59:37.385
No? Uh -uh. Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hit, hit, hit. No, no, no.

00:59:39.985 --> 00:59:42.425
Uh, uh, uh, um, uh, um, bang, bang.

00:59:43.705 --> 00:59:46.305
Ram. Sounds like ram. Ram.

00:59:47.545 --> 00:59:52.485
Ram. Sam. Hey, hey, hey,
ma 'am. Lamb, lamb, lamb.

00:59:52.605 --> 00:59:55.778
Wait a minute,
Ramona. I can't hear you with all

00:59:55.898 --> 00:59:57.345
that noise. You wait right here.

00:59:57.465 --> 00:59:58.654
I'll be right back.

00:59:59.055 --> 01:00:01.825
Look, will you clear out all
that racket out there?

01:00:01.945 --> 01:00:04.736
Now you're confusing me,
and I don't... Oh, my God.

01:00:05.705 --> 01:00:06.605
Ramona!

01:00:09.605 --> 01:00:10.669
Then who are you?

01:00:17.965 --> 01:00:18.904
Duke's clothes.

01:00:20.205 --> 01:00:21.519
How'd they get there?

01:00:21.845 --> 01:00:22.971
And where'd he go?

01:00:23.545 --> 01:00:24.445
With Alan?

01:00:26.125 --> 01:00:28.265
Oh, this is all very confusing.

01:00:28.315 --> 01:00:32.298
Look, look, look,
look. What are you trying to tell me?

01:00:32.418 --> 01:00:37.205
I don't understand a word. What am I, dumb
or something? Don't answer that.

01:00:37.325 --> 01:00:40.725
No, if only Duper here,
he'd figure it out. He's a smart one.

01:00:40.845 --> 01:00:45.802
Little Ramona, Big Ramona, apes,
gorillas, jungles, natives, mad doctors.

01:00:45.922 --> 01:00:49.745
What an interesting cranium. Makes
me nervous with all this stuff.

01:00:49.865 --> 01:00:54.225
I'm a young kid. I got a lot of talent.
I don't want to go through all this stuff.

01:00:54.345 --> 01:00:57.145
Do I love you? Oh, my.

01:00:57.265 --> 01:01:00.025
Do I, do I, baby,

01:01:00.265 --> 01:01:08.265
did I do, do I, did you, oh
my, do I, baby, did I do?

01:01:12.505 --> 01:01:13.405
Dookie!

01:01:13.855 --> 01:01:17.545
Dookie, what have they done
to you? How did you get like that?

01:01:17.665 --> 01:01:20.325
Oh, Dookie, what, what, no,
I don't understand, Dookie.

01:01:20.445 --> 01:01:22.385
What am I going to do with you?

01:01:22.725 --> 01:01:25.979
Key, key, we've got to get
the key. Where's the key?

01:01:37.445 --> 01:01:39.823
Come on, we've got to get out of here.

01:02:02.295 --> 01:02:06.185
All right, all right, all right,
stop making with the Tarzan stuff.

01:02:06.305 --> 01:02:10.435
Now, let's go upstairs and hide
until I can figure this thing out.

01:02:19.225 --> 01:02:23.245
Father, they have not found Duke.
No, he not come to my place.

01:02:23.525 --> 01:02:25.089
We must find him, Father.

01:02:29.245 --> 01:02:34.974
Something has happened to him.
We will find him Cool it my cakey.

01:02:35.094 --> 01:02:37.385
I'm sure he's safe, my dear.

01:02:40.445 --> 01:02:42.265
Father, we've got to find him.

01:02:54.295 --> 01:02:57.605
When you were human, you did all
the thinking for the both of us.

01:02:57.725 --> 01:02:59.790
A fine jam to have to get out of.

01:02:59.925 --> 01:03:03.242
And with nothing but my poor
little brain to help us.

01:03:05.025 --> 01:03:06.965
And don't look at me, will you?

01:03:24.045 --> 01:03:27.612
We got to get that screwy
doctor to change it back again.

01:03:28.325 --> 01:03:30.703
What if he hasn't got the combination?

01:03:31.225 --> 01:03:32.125
Oy vey.

01:03:34.745 --> 01:03:35.665
Aw, don't cry,

01:03:35.785 --> 01:03:38.985
Dookie. Just think what a sensation
we'll be when we get back home.

01:03:39.105 --> 01:03:40.419
I can see it all now.

01:03:41.585 --> 01:03:44.964
Sammy Petrello and Duke
Mitchell. The singing gorilla.

01:03:45.925 --> 01:03:48.685
I will kill him.
We may even play to palace.

01:03:51.645 --> 01:03:57.445
Don't cry, Nona. They find
Duke. For real, they find him.

01:03:59.485 --> 01:04:03.885
Everybody look for him.
They find him honest.

01:04:06.485 --> 01:04:07.825
Don't cry my child

01:04:12.705 --> 01:04:13.605
Master

01:04:21.965 --> 01:04:29.965
It's about Duke No, my dear
Ramona is a loose She's dangerous

01:04:30.105 --> 01:04:34.345
If she comes here, you have
my permission to kill her.

01:04:46.775 --> 01:04:50.005
Look, don't worry, we can get
a nice apartment near the Bronx Zoo

01:04:50.125 --> 01:04:54.318
And you can go over to the monkey
house and visit any time you want.

01:05:19.945 --> 01:05:23.585
Look, will you cut out
the hysterics? We gotta think now.

01:05:25.165 --> 01:05:26.065
Quiet, quiet.

01:05:27.425 --> 01:05:28.325
Quiet!

01:05:29.625 --> 01:05:30.525
Quiet!

01:05:31.625 --> 01:05:34.066
Now sit down, we gotta think this over.

01:05:46.965 --> 01:05:48.404
Can't stay here forever

01:05:50.355 --> 01:05:51.802
They'll take you to the village

01:05:51.922 --> 01:05:55.045
or I will kill
you before I can explain Explain?

01:05:56.765 --> 01:06:01.834
Who can explain this? They'll probably
think I'm a sugar Then they'll kill me too

01:06:04.305 --> 01:06:07.058
Well, we gotta take
a chance Come on, get up

01:06:07.865 --> 01:06:11.933
Wait a minute. I'll put some clothes
on you. Maybe that'll fool him.

01:06:19.865 --> 01:06:20.765
Let's go.

01:06:35.485 --> 01:06:37.800
This one there ought to do it, Dooky.

01:06:41.085 --> 01:06:43.588
Yeah, this will cover you up. Put it on.

01:06:44.465 --> 01:06:48.157
What are you doing?
What are you climbing? Here, put it on.

01:06:51.765 --> 01:06:52.954
Will you put it on?

01:06:53.243 --> 01:06:57.185
Now look, Duke Mitchell,
I'm running this game, you understand?

01:06:57.305 --> 01:06:58.494
And I'll talk back.

01:06:59.125 --> 01:07:02.880
Yeah, now put it on, because we've
got to get out that door.

01:07:15.085 --> 01:07:18.589
Dookie, Dookie, this is you over here,
ain't it, Dookie?

01:07:20.025 --> 01:07:21.777
This is you, ain't it, Dook?

01:07:23.385 --> 01:07:26.389
Oh, come on, Dookie,
tell me it's you, will you?

01:07:31.425 --> 01:07:32.864
Dookie, Dookie, please.

01:07:33.645 --> 01:07:35.710
Tell me it's you, will you, Dook?

01:07:36.425 --> 01:07:40.365
Oh, come on, sing, dance,
do something, will you?

01:07:41.385 --> 01:07:48.085
Do I love you? Oh,
my, do I, baby? I give up!

01:07:50.265 --> 01:07:52.205
Oh, come on, Doofy, come on.

01:07:58.665 --> 01:07:59.565
Freedom.

01:08:07.405 --> 01:08:12.161
Come on, Doofy, let's go. Let's go.
Come on, Dougie. Come on. Hurry up, boy.

01:08:30.825 --> 01:08:32.845
You hurt this time, master? No.

01:08:34.045 --> 01:08:36.345
Get my rifle. You must kill him.

01:08:37.245 --> 01:08:40.937
Come on, Doogie, let's go,
boy. Hurry up, will ya? Come on.

01:08:44.365 --> 01:08:46.555
Come on, don't let him get us, boy.

01:08:48.325 --> 01:08:50.640
Come on, let's go. Hurry up, will ya?

01:08:55.805 --> 01:08:59.372
Don't let him block you, Doogie.
Don't let him block you.

01:09:03.145 --> 01:09:04.045
Oh.

01:09:19.065 --> 01:09:22.256
Come on, Dookie,
there's no time for romance. Look.

01:09:23.165 --> 01:09:27.233
Come on, tell her you'll see her later
and let's get out of here.

01:09:35.155 --> 01:09:38.961
No, no, no, wait, wait, yeah,
give me a break, all right,

01:09:39.081 --> 01:09:42.189
it's only Dookie Mitchell,
look, it's only my partner,

01:09:42.239 --> 01:09:44.034
Dookie Mitchell,
all right, come on, Dookie,

01:09:44.084 --> 01:09:48.645
no, no, no, wait, wait,
wait, put that away,

01:09:48.765 --> 01:09:52.265
it's only Duke, oh, no, what crazy thing,

01:09:52.385 --> 01:09:57.291
this, it was Duke Don't let Dr. Zabor
change into a gorilla, not Ramona.

01:10:02.945 --> 01:10:04.384
Duke, is it really you?

01:10:08.805 --> 01:10:11.871
Oh, Duke, my darling,
what have they done to you?

01:10:13.325 --> 01:10:17.665
We'll find doctor. He'll pay
for this. You won't have to find me.

01:10:18.205 --> 01:10:24.525
A very touching scene,
my dear. Step aside, my dear. Oh, no! No!

01:10:25.205 --> 01:10:26.105
Step aside.

01:10:28.965 --> 01:10:32.782
No, no, Duke! Duke,
what are you, nuts? Come on back, Dookie!

01:10:47.585 --> 01:10:48.485
Sammy!

01:10:49.165 --> 01:10:50.065
Sammy!

01:10:50.627 --> 01:10:53.250
Duke! Duke, I don't want to die, Duke.

01:10:53.370 --> 01:10:56.245
Too young. I have too much
talent. I don't want to die.

01:10:56.365 --> 01:11:00.185
Come on, wake up, will you?
Let's go. Hey, come on.

01:11:01.765 --> 01:11:09.765
come on duke duke you're not a gorilla
anymore gorilla what are you talking about

01:11:13.725 --> 01:11:16.497
Where am I? Where are you?
You're in our dressing

01:11:16.617 --> 01:11:18.799
room of the jungle hut in in Passaic,

01:11:18.919 --> 01:11:20.688
New Jersey, and we're on next.

01:11:20.808 --> 01:11:24.465
Let's go. Come on. Boy,
what a dream. Hurry up. Straighten up.

01:11:26.505 --> 01:11:30.009
Come on, will ya? Come on. Watch out,
Dookie. I'm going.

01:11:35.225 --> 01:11:39.285
Hello, Dookie. Hi, baby. How'd
it go? Sensational. What a crowd.

01:11:39.425 --> 01:11:42.429
We really killed them.
Really? Good luck, honey.

01:11:43.145 --> 01:11:47.125
Chief Rancos. Hot work, huh,
Pop? Oh, yeah? You're not kidding.

01:11:48.165 --> 01:11:50.355
Bye -bye, baby. Bye. Coco, come on.

01:11:53.565 --> 01:11:55.067
Watch it, Bob. Watch it.

01:11:55.585 --> 01:11:56.665
Pepe. What?

01:11:57.485 --> 01:11:58.549
Nothing. Nothing.

01:12:01.865 --> 01:12:05.965
I can't. I can't. Chill out.
Hurry it up. You're on next.

01:12:08.258 --> 01:12:11.825
What kept you? Oh, Doogie,
the most awful thing happened.

01:12:11.945 --> 01:12:13.985
And you'd better get
some laughs this time,

01:12:14.105 --> 01:12:17.046
or you'll be collecting
unemployment insurance.

01:12:21.875 --> 01:12:25.393
What's the matter with you? Oh, Doogie,
I just saw everybody in my dream.

01:12:25.443 --> 01:12:27.515
Chula, Peppy, and that's
the guy that says,

01:12:27.565 --> 01:12:30.649
what an interesting cranium,
right over there. That's the fella.

01:12:38.625 --> 01:12:39.525
Oh, no!

01:12:56.265 --> 01:12:57.829
Where's my little Tarzan?

01:12:59.425 --> 01:13:00.325
Hiya, doll!

01:13:00.445 --> 01:13:02.005
And now, ladies and gentlemen,

01:13:02.125 --> 01:13:05.385
those two fireballs of fun,
Duke Mitchell and Sammy Petrillo.

01:13:05.505 --> 01:13:06.405
Come on, Duke.

01:13:10.925 --> 01:13:14.645
Come on, break it up. Come on. Gee,
you're not so bad.

01:13:24.695 --> 01:13:29.464
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Hey,
Doogie, Doogie, look. There's a noir bird.

01:13:29.584 --> 01:13:31.045
A noir bird? Yeah,

01:13:31.165 --> 01:13:34.485
don't you know what a noir bird
is? No, what's a noir bird?

01:13:34.605 --> 01:13:37.459
That's a bird that lays
square eggs. Then he goes...

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Play, boys.

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Do I love you all? Why, do I?

01:13:53.205 --> 01:13:54.645
Indeed I do.

01:13:58.345 --> 01:14:00.405
Baby, indeed I do.

01:14:03.065 --> 01:14:05.265
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,

01:14:05.385 --> 01:14:11.985
Of course I do Cause baby Yes
sir baby Cause baby Indeed I do