WEBVTT 00:01:41.445 --> 00:01:43.585 Okay, Eddie. You're on your own. 00:01:44.845 --> 00:01:46.125 Oh, come on, son. 00:01:46.605 --> 00:01:51.173 After four years, can't you favor us with a smile on your graduation day? 00:01:55.505 --> 00:01:56.405 Hi, Eddie! 00:01:59.125 --> 00:02:00.085 Hi, Smiley. 00:02:01.365 --> 00:02:04.932 What's the matter, boss? Couldn't you tear yourself away? 00:02:14.805 --> 00:02:17.945 How was the stretch this time, boss? Tough? Nah. 00:02:18.905 --> 00:02:23.473 Which is why I didn't crash out like always. I was sure expecting you to. 00:02:25.485 --> 00:02:26.385 Nice car. 00:02:27.605 --> 00:02:28.545 It's all yours. 00:02:30.085 --> 00:02:30.985 Ours. 00:02:31.645 --> 00:02:32.805 Everything we got. 00:02:34.825 --> 00:02:36.452 You're a swell pal, Eddie. 00:02:44.145 --> 00:02:48.213 Yeah, I heard all about it. You done a good job while I was gone. 00:02:48.725 --> 00:02:50.352 And I ain't forgetting it. 00:02:51.045 --> 00:02:54.800 I did big, Eddie. You're a lot richer than when you went in. 00:02:55.885 --> 00:02:58.365 We're a lot richer. Thanks, Eddie. 00:02:58.869 --> 00:03:03.625 Oh, I forgot to tell you. We got a couple of new spots downtown. Real class. 00:03:03.745 --> 00:03:05.605 I got the guy waiting to show you the books. 00:03:05.725 --> 00:03:08.365 I'd take your word for it, like always. 00:03:09.205 --> 00:03:12.835 Because we got troubles, too. I take care of the troubles. 00:03:13.245 --> 00:03:14.705 Like when we was kids. 00:03:15.825 --> 00:03:18.765 Me and you against everybody, eh, Smiley? 00:03:19.765 --> 00:03:20.665 Sure. 00:03:23.865 --> 00:03:24.765 Got my rod? 00:03:25.565 --> 00:03:27.693 Wearing it right next to my heart. 00:03:28.125 --> 00:03:29.064 Let me have it. 00:03:32.325 --> 00:03:33.725 Sure. 00:04:31.445 --> 00:04:32.345 Thank you. 00:05:17.545 --> 00:05:22.614 I just can't understand it. I'm walking down the street, minding my own business. 00:05:22.845 --> 00:05:27.789 I step off the curb. Car comes tearing around the corner against the red light. 00:05:28.345 --> 00:05:32.037 The cop should have picked up the driver of that car, not me. 00:05:33.225 --> 00:05:37.765 Say are you a trustee? Yes. How long you been in this sir? 00:05:38.525 --> 00:05:39.785 300 odd years. 00:05:41.725 --> 00:05:43.085 Gosh it's hot here. 00:05:44.385 --> 00:05:46.951 It's like this in Florida sometimes dies. 00:05:47.845 --> 00:05:48.745 Florida? 00:05:51.805 --> 00:05:56.105 Florida never smelled like this. 00:05:57.385 --> 00:06:02.085 Like rotten eggs. Precisely, young man. Rotten eggs. 00:06:02.425 --> 00:06:09.385 The unpleasant odor is caused by H2SO4, hydrogen sulfuric acid, 00:06:09.565 --> 00:06:14.005 the most common compound of hydrogen and sulfur. 00:06:14.805 --> 00:06:15.985 Am I right? 00:06:18.145 --> 00:06:23.045 I poisoned my wife with a sulfur compound. My young wife. 00:06:24.345 --> 00:06:25.705 She was unfaithful. 00:06:27.105 --> 00:06:29.805 I was a chemist. What do you mean? 00:06:31.385 --> 00:06:34.165 Was. Before they hanged me. 00:06:38.285 --> 00:06:40.205 Where are the rope marks? 00:06:41.665 --> 00:06:46.421 Young man, what is the last thing you remember before they brought you here? 00:06:52.485 --> 00:06:53.385 Smiley. 00:06:56.005 --> 00:06:56.905 Smiley. 00:06:58.465 --> 00:07:01.265 That slimy, double -crossing rat. 00:07:03.265 --> 00:07:05.017 Plugging me with my own rat. 00:07:05.525 --> 00:07:07.215 Where are the bullet holes? 00:07:16.145 --> 00:07:18.745 Well, how do you like that? 00:07:20.745 --> 00:07:21.645 He missed. 00:07:23.205 --> 00:07:28.265 Sitting right next to me, and he missed. He didn't miss. 00:07:30.345 --> 00:07:34.225 You're dead. Huh? We're all dead. 00:07:36.385 --> 00:07:43.345 Listen to this, Marguerite. It's true. True, only the soul exists down here. 00:07:43.665 --> 00:07:48.665 Gee, they always said I'd wind up down here. 00:07:51.465 --> 00:07:53.342 Look, I don't care where I am. 00:07:54.425 --> 00:07:55.805 I gotta get Smiley. 00:07:57.005 --> 00:07:59.821 There must be somewhere to crash this cannon. 00:08:00.105 --> 00:08:03.005 Abandon home for all ye who enter here. 00:08:06.045 --> 00:08:07.785 Stay off of me, screw! No! 00:08:08.585 --> 00:08:10.275 Stay out of me, I tell you! 00:08:10.785 --> 00:08:12.537 I've got to get out of here! 00:08:13.865 --> 00:08:15.265 I'm getting smarmy! 00:08:16.905 --> 00:08:20.245 Stay out of me, I tell you! I've got to get smarmy! 00:08:45.885 --> 00:08:48.325 Oh, my God. 00:09:09.745 --> 00:09:11.810 What sort of temperature is that? 00:09:13.105 --> 00:09:14.982 It's the labor shortage, sire. 00:09:15.175 --> 00:09:19.393 Especially the boiler room personnel. There's been a fearful drop. 00:09:19.513 --> 00:09:24.625 We're operating at but 73 % of normal. Do you want me to catch my death of cold? 00:09:24.905 --> 00:09:29.365 No, sire. We're short of condensed salts. I objectly suggest... 00:09:29.485 --> 00:09:32.874 Warden, I have no need of your infantile suggestions. 00:09:32.994 --> 00:09:34.685 I'll attend to this matter myself. 00:09:34.805 --> 00:09:36.276 My opponent has always, 00:09:36.396 --> 00:09:39.913 through some favoured mortal of his, tested my prowess. 00:09:40.033 --> 00:09:44.625 This time it happens to be one Judge Frederick Parker of the New World. 00:09:45.125 --> 00:09:47.965 Well, we'll see who goes down to defeat. 00:09:48.685 --> 00:09:52.685 My beloved sire, your powers are wondrous to behold. 00:09:54.625 --> 00:09:57.925 I have lately been beset by great problems. 00:09:58.765 --> 00:10:01.206 My adversary is working overtime. time. 00:10:01.405 --> 00:10:04.442 But superior though he may be, and though he set 00:10:04.562 --> 00:10:06.985 up a thousand Judge Parkers to thwart me, 00:10:07.105 --> 00:10:10.945 he must recognize that I am still master of my own sphere. 00:10:12.465 --> 00:10:13.365 Utter desire. 00:10:14.325 --> 00:10:17.505 See the force of this judge! What in my domain 00:10:17.625 --> 00:10:19.325 is that? You have no right to... 00:10:19.445 --> 00:10:23.485 Get out of here! Get out of here! 00:10:26.745 --> 00:10:31.705 Let go of me, you dirty coppers! I'll get every one of you! Quiet! 00:10:33.945 --> 00:10:36.306 You can't hold me here! I don't want 00:10:36.426 --> 00:10:39.444 any of you to get harassed! You can't keep me! 00:10:40.085 --> 00:10:41.505 I'll... I'll show you! 00:10:49.772 --> 00:10:52.025 What's the meaning of this? How dare 00:10:52.145 --> 00:10:55.024 you bring him here? We have no choice, Gordon. 00:11:13.985 --> 00:11:18.865 Cast him down into the fire room in the fifty -fifth circle of darkness. 00:11:24.725 --> 00:11:28.885 I apologize for the intrusion, sire. Not at all, warden. 00:11:29.645 --> 00:11:30.646 Pour me a drink. 00:11:33.385 --> 00:11:38.965 You're not angry? Angry? On the contrary, I'm very pleased. In fact, I'm delighted. 00:11:40.125 --> 00:11:41.025 To... 00:11:41.485 --> 00:11:42.611 What was his name? 00:11:44.525 --> 00:11:49.031 You mean the doomed soul that was here, Cagle, Eddie Cagle? Eddie Cagle. 00:11:49.245 --> 00:11:54.665 You drink to him? A cheap gangster. Why not? I love him. 00:12:00.345 --> 00:12:05.524 Ever see that face before? Of course. It was just here in this room, Eddie Cable. 00:12:05.644 --> 00:12:10.120 Wrong, warden. That happens to be a picture of Judge Frederick Parker. 00:12:10.240 --> 00:12:11.140 Impossible. 00:12:11.705 --> 00:12:16.245 They look exactly... Precisely. They look exactly alike. 00:12:17.085 --> 00:12:21.285 And this likeness is just the weapon I need to defeat Mr. Parker. 00:12:24.865 --> 00:12:25.765 Eddie Cable. 00:12:54.385 --> 00:12:59.141 How hot do they want it down here? Never gets hotter, Melfi, suit the balls. 00:12:59.376 --> 00:13:04.445 You think this is bad? Where do they stick in them hot clay pits? Way down below. 00:13:04.565 --> 00:13:08.883 You mean we ain't at bottom now? There ain't no bottom in this joint. 00:13:19.045 --> 00:13:22.325 Back, Toombs one, back! Back to your work! 00:13:28.925 --> 00:13:30.565 I'm taking us no longer. 00:13:31.665 --> 00:13:35.905 I'm crashing out of this college. Nobody crashes out of here. 00:13:36.465 --> 00:13:40.245 Nobody but Eddie Cagle. He breaks out from every place. 00:13:41.405 --> 00:13:43.345 I'll crash out with you, Eddie. 00:13:45.465 --> 00:13:47.165 Who are you? A pal. 00:13:48.265 --> 00:13:49.865 I don't like pals. 00:13:51.805 --> 00:13:53.265 You mean like Smiley? 00:13:56.485 --> 00:14:01.270 How do you know about Smith grapevine I can help you get him I got 00:14:01.390 --> 00:14:05.885 somebody I want to get to we can help each other Is it a deal? 00:14:07.405 --> 00:14:08.905 Gotta crash first 00:14:10.725 --> 00:14:11.625 I know how. 00:14:28.825 --> 00:14:34.445 Well, Eddie Okay. Watch your step one false move 00:14:34.565 --> 00:14:40.045 and I slug you. I'll be extremely careful. Rub 00:14:40.165 --> 00:14:44.725 that smile off your map A guy smiled once 00:14:44.845 --> 00:14:51.445 when ya pluck me. Certainly Eddie, come on, now. 00:14:55.045 --> 00:14:58.385 or something That's the finest, the only way. 00:14:58.985 --> 00:14:59.885 Come on. 00:15:22.525 --> 00:15:25.825 How long you been down here? Since time immemorial. 00:15:25.945 --> 00:15:29.665 The way you talk, you must have a good education. The most liberal one. 00:15:29.785 --> 00:15:33.005 I only went to third grade. I went through the whole gamut of learning. 00:15:33.125 --> 00:15:36.825 I know everything. Stuck on yourself, huh? What's your name? 00:15:36.900 --> 00:15:38.247 Well, I have a number of aliases. 00:15:38.297 --> 00:15:41.765 I have a long record under the name of Mephistopheles. Greek, huh? 00:15:41.885 --> 00:15:44.765 Well, there are some who claim I'm more of one nation than another, 00:15:44.840 --> 00:15:45.942 but that's not true, Eddie. 00:15:45.992 --> 00:15:49.685 I'm of all nations. I play no favorites. You look like a con man. 00:15:49.805 --> 00:15:52.809 Look, Mephopulos. Call me Nick. You married? 00:15:53.505 --> 00:15:57.485 Millions of women have adored me. Quite a guy with the ladies, eh? 00:15:57.605 --> 00:16:02.187 I'm a fascinating fellow. Look, Mark, playing around with dames is dynamite. 00:16:02.307 --> 00:16:07.131 But delightful dynamite, Eddie. Live fully while you may and reckon up the cost. 00:16:07.251 --> 00:16:12.074 Deny yourself nothing. Flame and blaze like a torch and toss the fire about you. 00:16:12.194 --> 00:16:13.642 Oh, Mark, I am, said it. 00:16:13.762 --> 00:16:16.354 I'll make the most of what we yet may spend 00:16:16.474 --> 00:16:18.645 before we two into the dust descend. 00:16:19.205 --> 00:16:21.845 You're talking screw. Ha, ha, ha, ha. 00:16:22.612 --> 00:16:25.365 Oh, is it all right if I laugh occasionally? 00:16:25.485 --> 00:16:27.065 There ain't nothing to laugh about. 00:16:27.185 --> 00:16:29.625 I never saw nothing to laugh about in my whole life. 00:16:29.745 --> 00:16:31.745 By the time I left school and ran away from home, 00:16:31.865 --> 00:16:34.445 I'd have called my folks was always drunk and 00:16:34.565 --> 00:16:35.566 I ain't laughed. 00:16:35.616 --> 00:16:39.885 All I've been doing is trying to be somebody, and I did pretty good. 00:16:39.960 --> 00:16:41.674 Worked myself up from where I had nothing, 00:16:41.724 --> 00:16:44.565 even no place to sleep, to top guy in my business. 00:16:44.685 --> 00:16:49.942 Splendid. You're a man after my own heart. I wish the world was filled with that is. 00:16:50.505 --> 00:16:54.510 How long is it going to take us to get up there? Any moment now. 00:16:58.535 --> 00:17:00.535 (music playing) 00:17:06.465 --> 00:17:08.530 All right down there, send it up. 00:17:11.935 --> 00:17:15.465 Phew, old man's small house must be bacon with rotten eggs. 00:17:15.585 --> 00:17:17.963 Smells like the devil too, doesn't it? 00:17:22.325 --> 00:17:24.202 Wow, them ashes are still hot. 00:17:24.322 --> 00:17:27.945 Hey, Jonathan, dash them ashes with water before you send them up. 00:17:28.065 --> 00:17:30.985 Hey, I don't feel nothing. Of course not, you haven't got a body. 00:17:31.105 --> 00:17:34.422 If I ain't got no body, how am I going to get Smiley? 00:17:34.542 --> 00:17:36.405 Hey, you mug, look at what you're doing. 00:17:36.525 --> 00:17:40.425 No one can see you or hear you until I find you a body. Now, come on, Eddie. 00:17:40.545 --> 00:17:42.360 How are you going to find it? 00:17:43.265 --> 00:17:46.769 Well, everyone has his physical counterpart, his double. 00:17:46.889 --> 00:17:51.085 I happen to know where your double is. You mean a guy which looks like me? 00:17:51.205 --> 00:17:55.745 Splitting image. But supposing he don't want to give me his body. He'll be asleep. 00:17:55.865 --> 00:17:59.625 He won't have anything to say about it. What happens when he wakes up? 00:17:59.745 --> 00:18:01.685 When he wakes up, he'll be you. 00:18:01.985 --> 00:18:03.896 And who'll I be? You'll be him. 00:18:04.016 --> 00:18:06.976 Huh? To everyone else, you'll be him. Of course, 00:18:07.096 --> 00:18:09.130 yourself. You'll be yourself. Oh. 00:18:10.505 --> 00:18:11.405 Hey. 00:18:11.775 --> 00:18:15.005 Give me that again, will you? Oh, stop worrying about it, Eddie. 00:18:15.125 --> 00:18:18.292 Leave everything to me. I'll eat nothing of you, con man! 00:18:19.470 --> 00:18:23.225 I'm sorry, Eddie. It's this cold air. It makes me irritable. 00:18:23.345 --> 00:18:25.035 I don't like cold climates. 00:18:25.765 --> 00:18:26.952 I don't feel nothing. 00:18:27.002 --> 00:18:30.519 And if you ain't got no body neither, how come you feel cold? 00:18:30.639 --> 00:18:35.160 I've been down below so long that even my soul has grown accustomed to the heat. 00:18:35.280 --> 00:18:36.180 Hey. 00:18:36.300 --> 00:18:39.392 If I ain't got no body, I ain't got no fingers, right? Right. 00:18:39.512 --> 00:18:42.205 No fingers, no fingerprints, right? Right. 00:18:42.742 --> 00:18:45.245 I can get away with murder. Not exactly. 00:18:45.365 --> 00:18:48.244 Without fingers, you cannot squeeze a trigger. 00:18:48.545 --> 00:18:49.445 Yeah. 00:18:51.865 --> 00:18:54.545 I'd sure want to squeeze a trigger. 00:19:02.025 --> 00:19:05.717 Hey, what is this, uh, double -cross? This ain't St. Louis. 00:19:06.445 --> 00:19:09.449 Smiley's in St. Louis. The body we want is here. 00:19:10.145 --> 00:19:15.276 And don't you forget, you have a little job to do for me first. That was our deal. 00:19:16.945 --> 00:19:20.225 Okay. Jay, I had to renege him. 00:19:20.965 --> 00:19:21.865 Come on. 00:19:35.165 --> 00:19:36.065 Hey! 00:19:37.772 --> 00:19:39.790 What's the idea of bringing me here? 00:19:39.840 --> 00:19:43.035 I'm going to get you the fingers to squeeze that trigger. 00:19:43.085 --> 00:19:45.832 How do you figure getting it in a criminal court? 00:19:45.882 --> 00:19:49.638 How did I figure getting you out of that jam down below? But I did. 00:19:50.805 --> 00:19:51.705 Yeah. 00:19:53.385 --> 00:19:57.105 That was neat. This will be even neater. Trust me. 00:19:59.745 --> 00:20:00.645 Okay. 00:20:01.325 --> 00:20:02.225 Let's go. 00:20:07.341 --> 00:20:10.845 Hey, there ain't a seat in the joint. What's the matter? 00:20:10.965 --> 00:20:14.145 What's the matter with you? There's cops in them seats. They won't mind. 00:20:14.265 --> 00:20:15.579 They won't even know. 00:20:27.845 --> 00:20:32.565 Your Honor, the defendant in this case has failed to establish an alibi. 00:20:33.024 --> 00:20:35.965 The testimony conclusively proves that this man 00:20:36.085 --> 00:20:39.806 was at the scene of the crime and at the exact time it was committed. 00:20:40.135 --> 00:20:43.825 Therefore, I respectfully request the court... That's a lie. 00:20:43.945 --> 00:20:46.386 I'm not going to take any more of this. 00:20:53.605 --> 00:20:54.857 Get it down, quick. 00:20:55.825 --> 00:20:58.305 What happened? He collapsed, Eddie. 00:20:59.245 --> 00:21:01.245 No judge ever passed out on me. 00:21:07.865 --> 00:21:09.617 This court is now adjourned. 00:21:12.365 --> 00:21:16.625 Come on, Eddie, let's go. Hey, don't give me no orders. 00:21:17.385 --> 00:21:19.200 I do all the leading. Get me? 00:21:20.565 --> 00:21:21.465 Yes, Eddie. 00:21:22.265 --> 00:21:25.045 Don't you never forget, I'm boss. 00:21:26.945 --> 00:21:29.885 Yes, Eddie. I shouldn't have been so brusque. 00:21:33.665 --> 00:21:37.924 I've given him a sedative. Let him sleep a while, then get him home. 00:21:38.044 --> 00:21:39.234 He'll be all right. 00:21:39.585 --> 00:21:40.485 Sure, doctor. 00:21:41.065 --> 00:21:42.379 All right, gentlemen. 00:22:01.265 --> 00:22:04.522 Mr. Spokes. I told you I knew where your double was. 00:22:04.715 --> 00:22:09.464 If this guy'd have hung around St. Louis, he'd have got bumped instead of me. 00:22:09.584 --> 00:22:10.711 Too bad he didn't. 00:22:12.665 --> 00:22:14.925 Is he the guy you want to get? Yeah. 00:22:16.225 --> 00:22:20.525 What'd he do to you? Send you up? I was sent down, not up. 00:22:23.525 --> 00:22:25.685 Hey, this guy's a judge. 00:22:26.665 --> 00:22:30.983 I ain't muscling in on no judge's body. What difference does it make? 00:22:31.265 --> 00:22:34.045 It'll serve your purpose and mine. 00:22:34.925 --> 00:22:35.825 Yeah. 00:22:36.925 --> 00:22:41.405 What happens when he gets up and finds I'm him? 00:22:41.665 --> 00:22:44.856 When we're through with him, he won't know a thing. 00:22:46.705 --> 00:22:49.125 Not a single blit. 00:22:49.985 --> 00:22:52.905 A solitary thing. What about you? 00:22:54.405 --> 00:22:58.505 Ain't you gonna find yourself a buddy? Yeah, I'll get one. 00:22:59.285 --> 00:23:03.445 But you first. You're the important one. Yeah. 00:23:05.785 --> 00:23:09.065 Don't you forget it. I won't forget it, eh? 00:23:17.105 --> 00:23:18.925 What? What you doing? 00:23:20.545 --> 00:23:21.625 Fusion, it is. 00:23:22.425 --> 00:23:26.105 The power of heat. I'll fuse you into this man 00:23:26.225 --> 00:23:28.865 as steel can be fused into steel. 00:23:30.885 --> 00:23:31.785 Relax. 00:23:35.445 --> 00:23:36.805 Relax. 00:24:08.274 --> 00:24:13.448 Oh, Albert. Yes, Doctor? Is Miss Foster still here? Yes, sir. She's making coffee. 00:24:13.568 --> 00:24:14.468 Oh, fine. 00:24:14.905 --> 00:24:17.065 May I inquire how the judge is? 00:24:17.615 --> 00:24:21.120 Oh, good night's rest. He'll be all right. Oh, that's good. 00:24:21.170 --> 00:24:22.190 Come down to the druggist, 00:24:22.265 --> 00:24:24.592 will you, and get this sedative just in case he wakes up. 00:24:24.642 --> 00:24:28.367 Yes, Doctor. It'll be ready for you. Is he still sleeping? Yes. 00:24:30.585 --> 00:24:32.212 There you are. Oh, thanks. 00:24:33.045 --> 00:24:35.235 It's nothing serious, I hope, Matt. 00:24:36.405 --> 00:24:37.344 Hmm. Excellent. 00:24:38.405 --> 00:24:39.719 No, I don't think so. 00:24:39.839 --> 00:24:44.045 However, I've been expecting this for some time. Why do you say that? 00:24:44.165 --> 00:24:47.665 One can only do so much, especially one of Fred's temperament. 00:24:47.740 --> 00:24:49.005 When he awakens in the morning, 00:24:49.055 --> 00:24:52.325 I suggest you pine him into his car and get him away for a couple of weeks. 00:24:52.445 --> 00:24:55.065 I'm only the judge's secretary, not his wife. 00:24:55.185 --> 00:24:58.064 If that ring means anything, you soon will be. 00:24:58.825 --> 00:25:00.828 Fred can't possibly go away now. 00:25:01.545 --> 00:25:02.445 Why? 00:25:02.565 --> 00:25:05.104 Well, with the election only a few days off, 00:25:05.224 --> 00:25:07.323 His speech at the auditorium tomorrow. 00:25:08.075 --> 00:25:11.525 Barbara, you've always had your own way. I suppose you will now. 00:25:11.645 --> 00:25:15.900 That's not fair, Matt. Nobody can stop Fred. Nobody can push him on. 00:25:17.025 --> 00:25:22.031 I'm the last one who wants to see him hurt or sick. You believe that, don't you? 00:25:22.925 --> 00:25:23.825 Of course. 00:25:24.935 --> 00:25:28.745 I'll bring him to your office first thing in the morning. No, no. 00:25:28.865 --> 00:25:30.367 I wouldn't do it at all. 00:25:30.487 --> 00:25:34.325 Not all people are ready to accept psychiatry as a normal branch of medicine. 00:25:34.400 --> 00:25:35.910 The general impression is, I believe, 00:25:35.965 --> 00:25:39.094 that a man who needs a psychiatrist must be crazy. 00:25:39.214 --> 00:25:40.887 Ridiculous, of course, but there you are. 00:25:40.985 --> 00:25:44.325 And some people are rather reluctant to cast their votes for lunatics. 00:25:44.445 --> 00:25:47.198 I hadn't noticed. You better if I came here. 00:25:49.545 --> 00:25:51.297 Bye, Barbara. Goodbye, Matt. 00:25:56.725 --> 00:25:57.625 Albert. 00:25:58.345 --> 00:26:00.445 Yes, Miss Robert. I'm going home. 00:26:01.265 --> 00:26:06.084 And if the judge awakens during the night, please call me. Yes, Miss Ballard. 00:26:32.325 --> 00:26:33.725 Judge. 00:26:35.105 --> 00:26:38.171 Please, sir, your appointment is for nine sharp. 00:26:39.125 --> 00:26:40.251 Judge, your honor. 00:26:44.865 --> 00:26:48.495 I hated to wake you, sir. You were sleeping so peacefully. 00:27:03.045 --> 00:27:03.945 He did it. 00:27:07.645 --> 00:27:08.545 I got one. 00:27:09.245 --> 00:27:10.145 One what, sir? 00:27:20.585 --> 00:27:22.705 You got one, too. I hope so, sir. 00:27:26.345 --> 00:27:28.325 I can feel myself. 00:27:29.945 --> 00:27:30.845 I'm solid. 00:27:31.657 --> 00:27:35.938 Solid like I used to be. Are you quite all right, sir? All right. 00:27:36.058 --> 00:27:37.705 Sure I'm all right. Nick. 00:27:39.145 --> 00:27:40.334 Nick, where's Nick? 00:27:41.925 --> 00:27:44.885 Hey, Nick. Nick, where are you? Hey, Nick. 00:27:49.285 --> 00:27:54.104 Did Nick sleep here, too? I'm afraid I don't follow you, sir. You better not. 00:27:54.265 --> 00:27:57.504 I don't like being followed. Who are you, anyway? Really, sir. 00:27:57.554 --> 00:28:00.125 Are you going to tell me, or do I slam it out of you? Yes, sir. 00:28:00.175 --> 00:28:03.565 I'm Albert, your man, sir. And if you'll pardon me, your bath is ready, sir. 00:28:03.685 --> 00:28:07.845 I don't need no bath. They cleaned me up good when they let me out. 00:28:07.965 --> 00:28:11.605 Where's his duds? I beg your pardon? His duds, his rags, clothes. 00:28:11.725 --> 00:28:13.325 Whose clothes, sir? The judge's. 00:28:13.445 --> 00:28:16.699 I've got to get dressed and get to St. Louis, quick. 00:28:17.625 --> 00:28:19.878 What am I, a judge or an undertaker? 00:28:20.883 --> 00:28:24.325 Ain't he got nothing with fancy stripes? Fancy stripes. 00:28:24.445 --> 00:28:26.886 Oh, never mind. I'll wear one of these. 00:28:31.025 --> 00:28:32.965 All right, you devil crosser. 00:28:33.905 --> 00:28:35.094 I'm coming for you. 00:28:39.365 --> 00:28:40.491 Here you are, sir. 00:28:42.965 --> 00:28:46.094 What are you going to do? Help you into them, sir. 00:28:47.025 --> 00:28:49.825 Scram But sir, I Scram Yes, sir 00:28:57.285 --> 00:29:01.965 Hello, Miss Barbara This is Albert I don't wish to alarm 00:29:02.085 --> 00:29:05.385 you, but the judge is definitely not himself 00:29:05.505 --> 00:29:08.345 this morning. I'm terribly worried about it. 00:29:10.365 --> 00:29:14.225 Oh, that'll be splendid And do hurry, please Thank you 00:29:20.465 --> 00:29:21.365 Hey, you? 00:29:22.925 --> 00:29:26.805 You. Yes, sir. Get me a ticket on the next plane to St. Louis. 00:29:26.906 --> 00:29:30.130 But, sir, you, you, I... You work here, don't you? Well, really, sir. Oh, yeah. 00:29:30.205 --> 00:29:33.525 For a good many years, sir. Well, get it. But your appointment, sir. 00:29:33.645 --> 00:29:37.325 I got an appointment in St. Louis, which comes first. 00:29:37.445 --> 00:29:42.045 But plane reservations are hard to get, especially on such short notice. Okay. 00:29:42.165 --> 00:29:46.545 Okay, then call the airport and get me a special plane all for myself. 00:29:46.885 --> 00:29:47.785 Come on. 00:29:50.226 --> 00:29:54.954 Hey, I'll need some dough. Is there any around? Why, in the usual place, sir. 00:29:55.074 --> 00:29:59.126 Don't give me no double talk. Where's the dough? In the safe, sir. 00:29:59.415 --> 00:30:02.623 I don't see no safe. If I seem to be baffled by your... 00:30:02.743 --> 00:30:05.199 Will you shut up and do like I tell you? 00:30:05.319 --> 00:30:07.959 Where's the strong box? Behind the picture, 00:30:08.079 --> 00:30:10.105 sir. There's a flock of pictures. 00:30:10.405 --> 00:30:12.095 The one with the boat, sir. 00:30:17.945 --> 00:30:19.605 The buttons, sir. 00:30:31.785 --> 00:30:33.285 Got any sandpaper? 00:30:45.745 --> 00:30:47.935 Have you forgotten the combination? 00:30:48.585 --> 00:30:51.526 I don't even know combination. This is duck soup. 00:31:30.585 --> 00:31:32.625 Hey, please, sir. Hey. 00:31:34.185 --> 00:31:38.691 Where's the nearest hawk shop? You can't possibly leave town today, sir. 00:32:04.605 --> 00:32:05.505 Hello, Eddie. 00:32:09.785 --> 00:32:13.105 How'd you get here? I never explain my actions. 00:32:13.885 --> 00:32:17.139 You better explain to me. I don't like no surprises. 00:32:17.259 --> 00:32:21.085 I have many more surprises in store for you if you try to run out on me again. 00:32:21.205 --> 00:32:23.145 I ain't running out on nothing. 00:32:23.265 --> 00:32:24.985 I was just hopping over to St. Louis 00:32:25.105 --> 00:32:27.905 to take care of that rat. That rat can wait. 00:32:28.025 --> 00:32:29.214 Parker comes first. 00:32:31.645 --> 00:32:34.148 Being up so high makes me uncomfortable. 00:32:34.565 --> 00:32:36.317 I'm much happier down below. 00:32:36.745 --> 00:32:37.645 below. Scared. 00:32:38.665 --> 00:32:40.225 I abhor altitudes. 00:32:43.885 --> 00:32:48.516 Hey, what's that? Engine trouble, sir. We'll have to go back to the field. 00:32:49.725 --> 00:32:51.415 What a strange coincidence. 00:32:54.065 --> 00:32:56.465 Wipe that smile off from your mug. 00:32:58.145 --> 00:33:00.165 I apologize most humbly, dear. 00:33:04.885 --> 00:33:08.045 Are you sure he said St. Louis? Yes, Miss Barbara. 00:33:08.885 --> 00:33:09.785 St. Louis. 00:33:10.645 --> 00:33:13.962 St. Louis? I can't imagine what could take him there. 00:33:14.385 --> 00:33:17.514 At a time like this, with a thousand things to do. 00:33:17.634 --> 00:33:22.065 You should have done something, Albert. Phoned me or stopped him or something. 00:33:22.185 --> 00:33:25.525 I tried to, Miss Barbara. But he gave me a push and out he went. 00:33:25.645 --> 00:33:30.345 Oh, but that's ridiculous. The judge's gentility itself. He never pushed anybody. 00:33:30.465 --> 00:33:33.656 He never did any of the things he did this morning. 00:33:34.185 --> 00:33:37.585 From the first time he awakened, he acted peculiarly. 00:33:38.825 --> 00:33:39.725 Go on. 00:33:40.505 --> 00:33:44.405 When I went to help him dress, he told me to scram. 00:33:45.525 --> 00:33:50.465 The judge said scram? That was the very word he used, Miss Barbara. 00:33:52.138 --> 00:33:55.705 You're certain you weren't having hallucinations, Albert? 00:33:55.825 --> 00:33:59.145 I only wish that were true. It's been most disturbing. 00:33:59.265 --> 00:34:02.545 I would have called Dr. Higgins, but I didn't have the opportunity. 00:34:02.665 --> 00:34:05.731 Well, I'll call him now. Very good, Miss Barbara. 00:34:14.265 --> 00:34:15.955 Hello, Dr. Higgins, please. 00:34:16.365 --> 00:34:17.830 This is Barbara Foster. 00:34:17.950 --> 00:34:22.281 Not a word to anybody, Albert. Oh, heavens, no, Miss Foster. Hello, Matt. 00:34:22.401 --> 00:34:24.885 Look, I'm at Fred's. No, he isn't here. 00:34:25.625 --> 00:34:27.502 He took a plane for St. Louis. 00:34:28.225 --> 00:34:29.915 Well, that's extraordinary. 00:34:32.412 --> 00:34:36.423 Well, don't be unduly alarmed. It may be only a passing aberration. 00:34:36.543 --> 00:34:40.314 We'll see when he gets back. Let me know the moment he arrives. 00:34:40.434 --> 00:34:42.169 And let me warn you, Barbara. 00:34:42.289 --> 00:34:45.522 No matter how strangely he acts, don't antagonize him. 00:34:45.642 --> 00:34:49.951 Humor him. Indulge him. Remember, you're dealing with someone who's ill. 00:34:50.071 --> 00:34:51.089 Perhaps very ill. 00:34:51.139 --> 00:34:55.805 Now, you understand, don't you, Barbara? The important thing is patience. 00:34:55.925 --> 00:34:57.114 I understand, Matt. 00:34:58.085 --> 00:34:58.985 Goodbye. 00:35:01.585 --> 00:35:04.745 Well, Albert, we must be very patient with him. 00:35:05.605 --> 00:35:06.982 We will, Miss Barbara. 00:35:12.885 --> 00:35:15.545 Remember now. Not a word to a soul. 00:35:27.725 --> 00:35:32.025 Your Honor, did you miss your plane? Yeah. 00:35:33.185 --> 00:35:34.311 Albert, who is it? 00:35:38.565 --> 00:35:40.945 The judge is back. Darling! 00:35:42.265 --> 00:35:45.345 Oh, darling, I was so worried about you. 00:35:49.065 --> 00:35:55.005 Who's the dame? Your fiancée. The girlfriend. Or rather, the judge's. 00:35:55.725 --> 00:35:59.545 Go ahead, Eddie. Make the most of it. She's all yours. Hey. 00:36:01.465 --> 00:36:02.945 This is okay. Okay. 00:36:06.845 --> 00:36:09.223 It ain't only a trigger I can squeeze. 00:36:09.705 --> 00:36:12.896 Why, darling, you've never talked like that before. 00:36:13.245 --> 00:36:16.124 Why are you staring at me? Just sizing you up. 00:36:19.085 --> 00:36:19.985 Not bad. 00:36:21.705 --> 00:36:24.521 Plenty of curves and all in the right places. 00:36:24.925 --> 00:36:29.180 Come here, babe. Please, darling. You don't have to be afraid of me. 00:36:29.465 --> 00:36:32.406 Hey, how about me and you stepping out tonight? 00:36:32.625 --> 00:36:34.065 It's been a long time. 00:36:35.205 --> 00:36:36.105 Please, Fred. 00:36:37.265 --> 00:36:41.585 Fred? Yo, Fred. Oh, that's the judge's handle. Mm -hmm. 00:36:42.145 --> 00:36:44.335 Who are you talking to, dear? Nick. 00:36:45.445 --> 00:36:46.345 Oh. 00:36:46.925 --> 00:36:47.825 Nick. 00:36:51.845 --> 00:36:52.745 Beat it. 00:36:53.545 --> 00:36:54.445 Scram. 00:36:54.565 --> 00:36:58.625 Yes, sir. Why, Fred, you never talk to Andy. Never mind what I never? 00:36:58.745 --> 00:37:01.865 There's going to be lots of things you ain't never seen a judge do. 00:37:01.985 --> 00:37:04.926 You better get used to it. Yes, dear, I'll try. 00:37:06.045 --> 00:37:10.465 Oh, please, Fred, you're hurting me. Hey, playing hard to get, huh? 00:37:12.145 --> 00:37:14.985 What's so funny? Sorry, Eddie, sorry. 00:37:16.325 --> 00:37:19.854 What's your name? Oh, really, Fred? What's your name? 00:37:19.974 --> 00:37:24.368 Well, now, you certainly know my name. I wouldn't ask if I knowed. 00:37:24.488 --> 00:37:26.685 I'll call you Rosie. Rosie? Yeah. 00:37:27.605 --> 00:37:30.233 A little number I used to run around with. 00:37:30.825 --> 00:37:32.077 Built just like you. 00:37:33.485 --> 00:37:37.885 Come on, come on, relax. I ain't such a bad guy. 00:37:38.785 --> 00:37:41.725 Now, stop it, Fred. Hey, who you yelling at? 00:37:45.305 --> 00:37:47.445 I'm sorry, dear. Okay. 00:37:48.925 --> 00:37:49.864 You'll be late. 00:37:50.565 --> 00:37:52.585 I got lots of time. Of course. 00:37:52.705 --> 00:37:56.916 But you do have the auditorium to deliver your speech. Come again? 00:37:57.036 --> 00:38:01.525 Your speech, dear. It's getting late. I do all my speeching with my rod. 00:38:01.745 --> 00:38:06.814 I want you to make the speech, Eddie. I'll be behind you, whispering in your ear. 00:38:07.385 --> 00:38:12.391 It's all part of the plan. Hey, I think you're doing a little too much planning. 00:38:12.715 --> 00:38:15.985 On second thought, dear, maybe it would be best if we postponed it. 00:38:16.105 --> 00:38:19.945 What do you mean best? If I've got to make a speech, I'll make it. 00:38:20.065 --> 00:38:21.755 It'll smell, but it's okay. 00:38:21.835 --> 00:38:24.665 Perhaps you'd better take a few days' rest. 00:38:24.785 --> 00:38:27.685 I'll call the campaign committee and explain. What's the matter? 00:38:27.805 --> 00:38:29.865 What's the matter? Think I can't 00:38:29.985 --> 00:38:32.864 do it? I know you can, only I... Only nothing. 00:38:33.105 --> 00:38:36.985 I can do anything I put my mind on. Of course. Where do we go? 00:38:37.965 --> 00:38:39.825 The auditorium. Come on. 00:38:41.225 --> 00:38:42.915 We'll give it to him good. 00:38:44.185 --> 00:38:48.905 Come on, Nick. Just who is Nick? You're a con man I tie it in with. 00:38:55.283 --> 00:38:58.973 Boys, we ain't been forgot by Lady Luck like I thought. 00:38:59.093 --> 00:39:03.185 Judge Parker collapsed on bench. Now ain't that just too bad? 00:39:04.345 --> 00:39:06.160 And listen to this editorial. 00:39:06.280 --> 00:39:08.865 Dare we leave the helm of our ship in the hands 00:39:08.985 --> 00:39:11.185 of a man whose physical condition is in question, 00:39:11.305 --> 00:39:14.496 now in the stormiest period in our state's history? 00:39:14.765 --> 00:39:15.665 Certainly not. 00:39:15.785 --> 00:39:19.665 And as patriotic citizens, we've got to do something about the situation. Yeah. 00:39:19.785 --> 00:39:22.325 Now, back in St. Louis. Never mind St. Louis, Shagsy. 00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:24.808 Whatever you did in your hometown, we'll do it better here. 00:39:24.858 --> 00:39:27.865 The point is, we've got to see that the judge stays sick. 00:39:27.985 --> 00:39:31.465 We've got to see that his condition maybe even gets worse. Sure, boss. 00:39:31.585 --> 00:39:34.156 That's the idea. Now, we've got the judge hanging on the ropes. 00:39:34.245 --> 00:39:36.225 Now, we've got to deliver the KO. Yeah. 00:39:36.345 --> 00:39:38.765 All of which is only to protect the people, mind you. 00:39:38.885 --> 00:39:39.825 Now, with our boy, 00:39:39.945 --> 00:39:42.825 people can go about their business in the pursuit of happiness, 00:39:42.945 --> 00:39:44.505 which is coming to them without worry. 00:39:44.625 --> 00:39:48.865 Sure. Without worrying. That's right. Now, we're speaking at the auditorium at two. 00:39:48.985 --> 00:39:52.205 That'll give you plenty of time. Put on a good show, Shagsy. 00:39:52.325 --> 00:39:54.465 One more cave-in like he had in court yesterday, 00:39:54.585 --> 00:39:57.345 And we'll be dusting off the governor's chair for our boys. 00:39:57.465 --> 00:39:58.345 Come on boys. 00:39:58.465 --> 00:40:04.645 Wait a minute You know Hello, sweetheart It's my wife. 00:40:04.785 --> 00:40:06.265 Go ahead and remember. 00:40:06.385 --> 00:40:08.165 I want to hear that the judge has taken 00:40:08.285 --> 00:40:10.565 a turn for the worse We'll bring back his teeth. 00:40:10.685 --> 00:40:11.585 Come on 00:40:16.905 --> 00:40:20.065 Hey Imagine me running for governor. 00:40:20.245 --> 00:40:23.605 Oh, you're too modest Come on, let's go on the stage. 00:40:23.925 --> 00:40:28.681 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. I want to case the joint first. 00:40:35.305 --> 00:40:37.245 Hey, look at that turnout. now. 00:40:50.545 --> 00:40:53.736 Hey, what are you going backwards for? Stick close. 00:40:54.285 --> 00:40:59.365 You're giving me the words, remember? Oh, there is his honor. Now, excuse me. 00:41:00.472 --> 00:41:02.725 Hey, where are you? Please, darling. 00:41:02.845 --> 00:41:06.305 Well, your Your Honor, we're all ready to start. Where's Nick? They're waiting. 00:41:06.425 --> 00:41:07.325 Let them wait. 00:41:09.825 --> 00:41:11.095 Hey, where did he go? 00:41:11.215 --> 00:41:15.205 There's someone with this, Honor. I'm sure we can find him a seat. 00:41:15.325 --> 00:41:16.534 Oh, that'll be fine. 00:41:16.795 --> 00:41:20.645 Darling, darling. Nice thing. Please, darling, everyone's waiting. 00:41:20.765 --> 00:41:24.755 I need Nick to help me with the waves. Do you have his beach right 00:41:34.345 --> 00:41:38.350 I can't see you, Doctor. I'm getting a little worried about you. 00:41:42.705 --> 00:41:44.395 Children, you're all ready. 00:41:45.345 --> 00:41:46.784 Now it's time to go in. 00:41:51.565 --> 00:41:52.465 Your Honor. 00:41:53.225 --> 00:41:54.164 Stand up, dear. 00:41:58.065 --> 00:42:00.304 Your Honor, on behalf of all the boys 00:42:00.424 --> 00:42:03.125 and girls who are members of the Parlor Club, 00:42:03.245 --> 00:42:07.805 and a gratitude for all you have done for them, regardless of who they are. 00:42:09.865 --> 00:42:13.268 Regardless of who they are. And where they come 00:42:13.388 --> 00:42:15.633 from. And where they come from. 00:42:15.753 --> 00:42:17.925 We want to present you with... 00:42:25.585 --> 00:42:27.965 I lost it. Look at this one! 00:42:29.045 --> 00:42:31.385 Oh, there it is! 00:42:32.845 --> 00:42:33.745 Gee 00:42:36.765 --> 00:42:38.345 This watch 00:42:43.985 --> 00:42:48.745 Thank the children thanks kids 00:43:09.325 --> 00:43:10.425 Fellow Americans, 00:43:10.725 --> 00:43:15.525 as the campaign for governor of this great state goes into its final phase, 00:43:15.645 --> 00:43:19.025 it is an honor and a privilege to speak once again in behalf 00:43:19.145 --> 00:43:22.435 of the candidate of the Citizens' Better Government Committee, 00:43:22.555 --> 00:43:23.994 Judge Frederick Parker. 00:43:32.805 --> 00:43:37.785 The whole country knows of the famous Parker Youth Foundation, 00:43:38.245 --> 00:43:41.645 created by our candidate ten years ago. 00:43:42.325 --> 00:43:49.325 This one organization has reduced juvenile crime 97 % since it was founded. 00:43:57.965 --> 00:44:01.581 Because Judge Parker is a man who understands 00:44:01.701 --> 00:44:07.165 that juvenile delinquency is not a matter of bad boys and good boys, 00:44:07.325 --> 00:44:10.955 but rather a matter of bad conditions and good conditions. 00:44:12.565 --> 00:44:15.645 He is a man revered and loved by his friends. 00:44:16.485 --> 00:44:20.490 Respected and feared by his enemies. A man of countless virtues. 00:44:26.105 --> 00:44:28.838 Ladies and gentlemen, as we have just seen, 00:44:28.958 --> 00:44:32.391 one of Judge Parker's numerous virtues is his modesty. 00:44:32.511 --> 00:44:37.214 What's the idea of letting me down? I'm not letting you down. Far from it. 00:44:37.334 --> 00:44:39.305 What about this? Throw it away. 00:44:39.985 --> 00:44:43.802 Go out there and tell them off. Tell them off. What'll I say? 00:44:43.922 --> 00:44:48.505 Surely I don't have to tell you that. These people sent you to prison, Eddie. 00:44:48.625 --> 00:44:49.745 They're your enemies. 00:44:49.865 --> 00:44:53.725 The Thou Shalt Not Gang, the Law and Order Brigade, they hate you. 00:44:53.845 --> 00:44:55.325 They've always hated you. 00:44:55.445 --> 00:44:59.105 Now's your chance to tell them what you think of them. You're not afraid. 00:44:59.225 --> 00:45:02.185 I ain't afraid of nothing. Then go out there and give it to them. 00:45:02.305 --> 00:45:06.325 Call them by their right names. Call them every name you can think of. Yeah. 00:45:06.445 --> 00:45:11.245 It is my privilege to introduce the next killer of this great state, 00:45:11.425 --> 00:45:12.864 Judge Frederick Parker. 00:45:53.965 --> 00:45:55.365 Listen, all of you. 00:45:57.585 --> 00:45:59.775 I'm going to tell you a few things. 00:46:00.985 --> 00:46:01.885 You're... 00:46:07.665 --> 00:46:09.985 Oh, no! Hey! 00:46:17.105 --> 00:46:18.482 He's using jiu -jitsu. 00:46:23.825 --> 00:46:25.685 You can't do it, Aldo! 00:46:39.725 --> 00:46:43.480 Stop it, Eddie. Stop it. They're your friends. You're crazy. 00:46:47.405 --> 00:46:49.605 See that? Take it, Eddie. Take it. 00:46:57.395 --> 00:46:59.825 It's not you they're after. It's the judge. Yeah, 00:46:59.945 --> 00:47:01.697 but I'm getting the punches. 00:47:02.245 --> 00:47:07.001 But you're making a hero of the judge. You want him to make mincemeat of me? 00:47:12.425 --> 00:47:13.325 Idiot. 00:47:15.145 --> 00:47:18.530 Chas, it counts. Beat it, beat it. On your feet, 00:47:18.650 --> 00:47:20.555 get out of here. Get going. 00:47:21.765 --> 00:47:24.831 No, I won't need that now, Mr. Kramer. Thank you. 00:47:24.965 --> 00:47:27.406 Are you hurt very much, Your Honor? No. 00:47:28.055 --> 00:47:32.347 I'm sure you're all right, dear. Are you able to walk? Sure, sure. 00:47:32.467 --> 00:47:36.565 Gee, Judge, Your Honor, you're a champ. Ma 'am, may I kiss you? 00:47:36.765 --> 00:47:41.834 The judge don't want girls to kiss him. You go right ahead, dear, if you want to. 00:47:47.645 --> 00:47:49.645 (music playing) 00:47:55.245 --> 00:47:56.145 Come on, babe. 00:47:59.095 --> 00:48:02.665 Hey, where's Nick? Oh, never mind Nick. Now, dear, please. please. 00:48:02.785 --> 00:48:05.038 Well, he was with, with... Hi. 00:48:07.025 --> 00:48:14.025 Albert, get me some antiseptic and bandages quickly. 00:48:14.745 --> 00:48:17.811 Yes, Miss Barbara. Darling, you were magnificent. 00:48:17.931 --> 00:48:20.585 But you know you weren't cut out for that sort of thing. 00:48:20.705 --> 00:48:23.045 You know somebody who could have done it better? 00:48:23.165 --> 00:48:25.445 No, dear. But I'm afraid of the after effects. 00:48:25.526 --> 00:48:26.750 I know you're going to be ill. 00:48:26.825 --> 00:48:30.205 I ain't never been sick of my life. But Fred, you were just... 00:48:30.325 --> 00:48:33.829 I'm glad Nick ain't here. Darling, what's come over you? 00:48:36.245 --> 00:48:40.605 What's this? Hey, take that junk out of here and get me a drink. 00:48:40.845 --> 00:48:43.525 The mineral water, sir. I said a drink. 00:48:44.365 --> 00:48:48.965 Bourbon. Well, Fred, you don't drink. You just watch me. And some cigars. 00:48:49.085 --> 00:48:53.306 But Fred, you can't smoke or drink. You know that. Are you kidding? 00:48:53.426 --> 00:48:56.198 What are you you're standing there for? Get. 00:48:58.347 --> 00:49:03.065 Darling, please, you'll only make yourself ill. Stop worrying, Rosie. 00:49:03.185 --> 00:49:06.285 Hey, how about some smooching? 00:49:08.665 --> 00:49:11.365 Darling, you have changed. 00:49:33.685 --> 00:49:36.396 You want a shot? I wish you wouldn't, dear. 00:49:36.516 --> 00:49:40.425 You've had enough excitement for one day. I ain't started yet. 00:49:41.765 --> 00:49:44.145 Take a powder. Take a powder, sir? 00:49:47.025 --> 00:49:48.445 Oh, you mean scram. 00:49:51.445 --> 00:49:56.205 Here's luck, Rosie. Be careful dear. I can do this all day. 00:50:20.945 --> 00:50:23.698 That's funny, I never chopped out this before. 00:50:43.145 --> 00:50:46.211 What kind of a body did that lug slip me in here? 00:50:46.665 --> 00:50:50.825 I better have Albert put you to bed. Hey, I ain't sleepy. 00:50:53.285 --> 00:50:57.705 You feel good. I've got to get home, dear. Home? 00:50:59.105 --> 00:51:03.047 Don't you live here? You know perfectly well I don't live here. 00:51:04.165 --> 00:51:06.585 The judge must be screwy or something. 00:51:07.885 --> 00:51:12.425 You ain't going home, Rosie? I am going home, and the sooner the better. 00:51:12.625 --> 00:51:18.165 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Darling. Oh, Fred, I told you. It's all right. 00:51:18.285 --> 00:51:19.305 I'm all right. 00:51:20.115 --> 00:51:22.485 You don't have to worry about me. 00:51:22.605 --> 00:51:27.645 me I'm I have nothing in my way I'll be fine. 00:51:32.445 --> 00:51:37.665 This Barbara what happened. You know I just passed out. 00:52:04.465 --> 00:52:09.659 Hey, what's the idea? Get back in your cab or I'll slug you. Ah, don't get excited. 00:52:10.545 --> 00:52:13.025 Come on. No, Ed, let's take this one. 00:52:18.745 --> 00:52:21.060 Criminal court building. Yes, ma 'am. 00:52:27.035 --> 00:52:28.725 I have the sworn affidavits 00:52:28.845 --> 00:52:30.865 and depositions from those witnesses in Chicago. 00:52:30.985 --> 00:52:34.225 They came in the mail this morning. What witnesses? What's all this about? 00:52:34.300 --> 00:52:35.973 Chicago should be pretty familiar to you. 00:52:36.045 --> 00:52:38.925 I understand your bosom pal has opened a couple of night spots there. 00:52:39.045 --> 00:52:40.046 You mean Smiley? 00:52:40.435 --> 00:52:43.905 Who is Smiley, dear? I don't see his name in these documents. 00:52:43.980 --> 00:52:44.919 When I finish with him, 00:52:44.969 --> 00:52:48.637 the only place you'll find his name will be on a tombstone. 00:52:48.757 --> 00:52:52.245 Well, what is he to do with the Bentley trial? I don't know no Bentley. 00:52:52.365 --> 00:52:56.165 All I know is... The Bentley trial, dear. The case you're hearing in court today. 00:52:56.285 --> 00:53:00.345 Don't worry, Eddie. I'll be there. This gives you another go at Parker. 00:53:00.465 --> 00:53:05.125 You be sure you don't bungle it this time. Sure, sure. I know all about trials. 00:53:05.245 --> 00:53:06.345 So do you, Bob. 00:53:06.495 --> 00:53:10.745 Are you talking to the cab driver, dear? Keep your eye front. 00:53:10.865 --> 00:53:12.492 You want us to get killed? 00:53:12.905 --> 00:53:14.031 Sorry, Your Honor. 00:53:14.557 --> 00:53:18.426 Dear, listen to me. I was talking to Dr. Higgins. He said that... 00:53:18.546 --> 00:53:20.565 Listen, Rosie, I'm handling it my way. 00:53:20.685 --> 00:53:22.530 First comes Bentley, then comes 00:53:22.650 --> 00:53:26.220 that St. Louis two -faced, double -crossing, backstabbing... 00:53:26.340 --> 00:53:27.240 Fred! 00:53:27.360 --> 00:53:32.165 I'll show you a few tricks on how to get smiley. Tricks you never even dreamed of. 00:53:32.285 --> 00:53:35.909 Sure, sure. I go through with it trial and nothing flat. 00:53:36.165 --> 00:53:38.355 And then we shoot out to St. Louis. 00:53:38.845 --> 00:53:41.035 What will we do in St. Louis, dear? 00:53:41.505 --> 00:53:42.625 Not you, just us. 00:53:43.625 --> 00:53:44.525 Not me. 00:53:45.245 --> 00:53:46.145 Just us. 00:53:46.848 --> 00:53:50.165 Oh, darling, you frighten me when you talk like this. 00:53:50.285 --> 00:53:52.726 This is strictly between me and Smiley. 00:53:53.525 --> 00:53:55.225 We're going south together. 00:53:56.685 --> 00:53:59.165 On a vacation? To Florida? 00:54:00.345 --> 00:54:01.245 Further south. 00:54:02.805 --> 00:54:04.585 It's a hundred times hotter. 00:54:12.858 --> 00:54:16.337 Boss, I tell you, Dems is on his own words. And get this. 00:54:16.387 --> 00:54:18.509 He said he was going to rush through with the trial, 00:54:18.559 --> 00:54:20.345 then hop quick to St. Louis and get Smiley. 00:54:20.465 --> 00:54:24.065 That's dangerous talk for a judge and a gubernatorial candidate to make. 00:54:24.185 --> 00:54:26.813 You sure you heard right? You're positive? 00:54:26.933 --> 00:54:29.025 Yeah, he called him a double -crossing backstabber 00:54:29.109 --> 00:54:32.164 who was running the racket with the judge's dough. Nice work, Jim. 00:54:33.475 --> 00:54:37.845 Boys, we're in. The honorable judge just put himself right out of the running. 00:54:37.920 --> 00:54:41.065 Shagsy, that hunch of yours was right. This judge not only looks like Eddie, 00:54:41.185 --> 00:54:43.445 he's the biggest two -timing double -crossing candidate 00:54:43.565 --> 00:54:44.845 that ever ran for office. 00:54:44.965 --> 00:54:47.030 He's even worse than our own man. 00:54:47.605 --> 00:54:50.484 Are you calling the judge? I'm calling Smiley. 00:54:53.315 --> 00:54:57.025 This looks like what they put on a guy who was given a necktie party. 00:54:57.145 --> 00:55:00.165 Now, tell me the rap on these Bentleys. Attempted murder. 00:55:00.285 --> 00:55:04.045 Mrs. Bentley and her husband tried to kill her father and collect his insurance. 00:55:04.165 --> 00:55:05.205 One of those things, eh? 00:55:05.325 --> 00:55:09.525 They pushed him in front of a subway train, but they bungled it, the fools. 00:55:09.645 --> 00:55:11.785 The old man's alive, but somewhat mangled. 00:55:11.905 --> 00:55:15.096 The entire country's shocked by the ugliness of it. 00:55:15.216 --> 00:55:20.205 Somehow, they failed to see any beauty in it. What chance they got? Judge Parker? 00:55:20.325 --> 00:55:20.870 None. 00:55:20.945 --> 00:55:22.333 Well, they wouldn't have spent all 00:55:22.383 --> 00:55:25.125 that money trying to square things before coming up for trial. 00:55:25.245 --> 00:55:28.185 Did they try to get to Judge Parker? Oh, no. 00:55:28.945 --> 00:55:30.322 They wouldn't do that. 00:55:30.745 --> 00:55:33.624 They know it's impossible to fix Judge Parker. 00:55:34.305 --> 00:55:36.425 But Eddie Kagle now... 00:55:38.005 --> 00:55:41.585 Hey, who's spreading the dough? A man known as Big Harry. 00:55:42.185 --> 00:55:45.752 Well, what's his last name? I can't look up no Big Harry. 00:55:45.872 --> 00:55:48.825 I want to call him up and have him come here quick before the trial. 00:55:48.945 --> 00:55:51.949 No, he's too smart for that. Well, what'll I do? 00:55:52.865 --> 00:55:57.605 Well, you just dial spring 74242. I'll guide you. 00:55:57.725 --> 00:56:00.505 A little telepathic transmission. 00:56:01.485 --> 00:56:03.926 Always showing off with them big words. 00:56:04.105 --> 00:56:07.985 I used to dish out plenty of dough myself when I put in a fix. 00:56:08.105 --> 00:56:10.546 Now's my chance to get some of it back. 00:56:12.565 --> 00:56:15.944 25 grand ain't enough to fix a wrap like what this is. 00:56:16.745 --> 00:56:21.107 Why, it's, it's... Heinous? It's Heinous. The whole country is aroused by it. 00:56:21.227 --> 00:56:24.625 Yeah, it's aroused the whole country. But, Your Honor... 00:56:24.745 --> 00:56:28.854 As is the case of the people versus Mitchell, 186, New York, 942. 00:56:28.974 --> 00:56:33.209 Like in the case of the people versus Mitchell, 186, New York, 942. 00:56:33.329 --> 00:56:36.465 They got 30 years. You don't want the Bentleys 00:56:36.585 --> 00:56:38.545 to do a 30 -year hitch, do you? 00:56:38.665 --> 00:56:41.762 No, Your Honor, but if you'll only be reasonable, 00:56:41.882 --> 00:56:43.715 let me bring the Bentleys in. 00:56:43.905 --> 00:56:44.805 In. 00:56:44.925 --> 00:56:45.813 Hmm. 00:56:45.813 --> 00:56:49.505 So you can have witnesses for the fix, huh? No, Your Honor. 00:56:49.625 --> 00:56:54.631 I just want you to see them and have them say a word in their own defense. Wait. 00:56:54.945 --> 00:56:56.745 Put the moolah on the desk 00:57:20.975 --> 00:57:23.285 Your Honor, this is Mr. and Mrs. Bentley. 00:57:23.360 --> 00:57:25.033 They will tell you that this whole affair 00:57:25.083 --> 00:57:27.565 was merely the result of a tragic misunderstanding. 00:57:27.685 --> 00:57:32.085 This fine, upstanding citizen and this frail, innocent, 00:57:32.325 --> 00:57:36.142 law -abiding little lady were simply victims of circumstance. 00:57:36.497 --> 00:57:38.863 As a result of which, Mrs. Bentley 00:57:38.983 --> 00:57:42.065 has been under the constant care of her physician. 00:57:42.185 --> 00:57:45.505 She's lost weight. She's been unable to... 00:57:46.885 --> 00:57:47.785 Rosie. 00:57:54.125 --> 00:57:55.545 Rosie. Josie Morgan. 00:57:59.625 --> 00:58:00.705 It can't be. 00:58:01.665 --> 00:58:02.604 You was bumped. 00:58:02.724 --> 00:58:07.505 You was bumped. You didn't wait long to get hooked up with this lug, did you? 00:58:07.625 --> 00:58:12.025 You're wrong. Shut up. Easy, Eddie. Don't ruin everything. You shut up, too. 00:58:12.145 --> 00:58:16.965 All them trips to Kansas City to see your poor old crippled mother. And you. 00:58:17.085 --> 00:58:20.265 Your Honor, get hold of yourself. So this was your mother, huh? 00:58:20.385 --> 00:58:23.905 Your little two -time. He's playing around with him all the time. All right. 00:58:24.025 --> 00:58:26.904 But I got you now. Wait till the trial starts. 00:58:26.954 --> 00:58:29.585 I'll throw the book at you. I'll give you the works. 00:58:29.705 --> 00:58:32.020 I'll put you and him away for keeps. 00:58:32.140 --> 00:58:36.925 Your Honor, the court is ready, sir. Here's your dough. You can't fix this rat. 00:58:37.045 --> 00:58:39.725 Not for a million. Not for all the dough in the country. 00:58:39.845 --> 00:58:42.974 Your Honor, are they trying to bribe you? Imagine. 00:58:43.094 --> 00:58:45.525 Wait till I tell the story at the press, Your Honor. 00:58:45.645 --> 00:58:47.931 After this, you're a cincer set in the governor's chair. 00:58:48.045 --> 00:58:53.945 Hey, don't you never say chair to me. Oh, I'm sorry, Your Honor. You fool. 00:58:54.225 --> 00:58:57.365 You unmitigated, abysmal fool. 00:59:01.925 --> 00:59:04.825 If you had a body, I'd tear it apart. 00:59:07.825 --> 00:59:10.125 Good thing you can do that trick. 00:59:13.185 --> 00:59:17.816 You should see him. He's gotten worse. He's somebody I don't know anymore. 00:59:18.185 --> 00:59:20.813 What is it, Matt? What's happened to Fred? 00:59:22.025 --> 00:59:25.154 It isn't as simple as diagnosing a case of measles. 00:59:26.405 --> 00:59:31.585 No, thank you It could be a throwback to his formative years His young years, 00:59:31.845 --> 00:59:35.965 the boyhood years When he lived in the slums But what caused it? 00:59:37.285 --> 00:59:39.265 Fear, probably Of what? 00:59:39.515 --> 00:59:43.805 Well, he might be afraid of the high office he's running 00:59:43.925 --> 00:59:48.431 for Afraid of being elected Afraid of the responsibilities it might mean 00:59:49.905 --> 00:59:54.925 Afraid of loving a woman like you. A woman like me? Yes. Barbara, 00:59:55.045 --> 00:59:57.245 I think Fred should withdraw 00:59:57.365 --> 01:00:00.765 from the campaign. Are you serious? Deadly serious. 01:00:00.885 --> 01:00:06.565 but you can't be he's as good as elected right now yes I know he'll be all right 01:00:06.685 --> 01:00:09.598 He's got to be. He's got to be governor. 01:00:09.718 --> 01:00:14.265 judges secretary to governor's wife All right, not bad. 01:00:14.645 --> 01:00:15.545 I'm mad. 01:00:18.592 --> 01:00:21.345 Barbara, we've been friends for a long time. 01:00:21.465 --> 01:00:24.845 You're the loveliest girl I've ever known. You're also the most ambitious. 01:00:24.965 --> 01:00:26.585 Yes, Matt. I am. 01:00:27.357 --> 01:00:31.925 See, I'm not a psychiatrist. I don't know much about neurotic conditions. 01:00:32.045 --> 01:00:35.174 But I do know that what Fred is doing, he must do. 01:00:35.495 --> 01:00:37.245 Psychiatry won't give a lot of poor kids 01:00:37.365 --> 01:00:39.285 a chance to grow up like decent human beings. 01:00:39.405 --> 01:00:41.095 And Fred Parker will. will. 01:00:41.215 --> 01:00:43.725 Socrates won't wipe out the vicious elements in this world, 01:00:43.845 --> 01:00:46.465 but the influence of Governor Parker will. 01:00:46.585 --> 01:00:50.903 And this ambitious wench, Barbara Foster, is going to help him do it. 01:00:52.025 --> 01:00:53.214 I'm sorry, Barbara. 01:00:54.205 --> 01:00:56.965 I guess I was mistaken in you. Forgive me? 01:00:58.025 --> 01:00:58.965 I'm sorry, too. 01:00:59.262 --> 01:01:03.708 I'm sorry that a man like Fred has to pay for all this with his health. 01:01:03.828 --> 01:01:04.728 But... 01:01:05.150 --> 01:01:06.965 Well, perhaps it'll work out. 01:01:07.085 --> 01:01:11.245 Well, as a matter of fact, his condition may pass as quickly as it came. 01:01:11.365 --> 01:01:14.665 But he must be handled with patience and understanding. 01:01:14.785 --> 01:01:16.465 It's going to be difficult for you. 01:01:16.585 --> 01:01:18.565 Nothing's difficult where Fred's concerned. 01:01:18.685 --> 01:01:20.585 If you could possibly get him away for a short 01:01:20.705 --> 01:01:22.125 while, it would help enormously. 01:01:22.245 --> 01:01:24.045 I'll do my best. Good. 01:01:26.925 --> 01:01:27.825 Still friends? 01:01:28.425 --> 01:01:29.325 Of course. 01:01:30.105 --> 01:01:31.885 Always. Goodbye, ma 'am. 01:01:44.485 --> 01:01:45.611 Lovely, isn't she? 01:01:46.065 --> 01:01:49.507 Go ahead, Elaine. Make the most of it. She's all yours. 01:01:49.745 --> 01:01:50.645 Right, huh? 01:01:52.225 --> 01:01:53.125 Nah. 01:01:53.905 --> 01:01:55.645 This dame ain't like Rosie. 01:01:58.804 --> 01:02:01.745 Why I sent for you so sudden is this smiley 01:02:01.820 --> 01:02:04.759 You've been negotiating to operate in the East the same as in St. Louis, 01:02:04.809 --> 01:02:05.925 Which is okay with me 01:02:06.045 --> 01:02:09.285 and the boys on certain good and reasonable conditions, of course. 01:02:09.405 --> 01:02:11.965 I got conditions, too. Oh, sure. 01:02:12.085 --> 01:02:14.385 We're not going to have any argument about percentages. 01:02:14.505 --> 01:02:17.825 There's only one question. Shoot. Eddie Kagle. 01:02:18.805 --> 01:02:24.385 What about him? Well, now that he's out and free again, haven't you heard? 01:02:25.045 --> 01:02:27.625 Eddie ain't around anymore. He ain't? 01:02:27.925 --> 01:02:31.054 He was bumped off the minute he graduated college. 01:02:31.985 --> 01:02:33.424 Well, what do you know? 01:02:34.805 --> 01:02:37.565 That means you're top dog now. Nobody else. 01:02:37.685 --> 01:02:41.965 And you're operating alone? You don't have to ask nobody about nothing? 01:02:42.085 --> 01:02:43.399 You're learning fast. 01:02:43.449 --> 01:02:48.445 You wouldn't be holding out any important information on us, would you, Smiley? 01:02:48.565 --> 01:02:52.245 Such as, for instance? For instance, like silent partners. 01:02:52.365 --> 01:02:54.645 You know, someone way up in political circles 01:02:54.733 --> 01:02:56.570 that's maybe getting a cut out of everything. 01:02:56.645 --> 01:02:58.965 I told you I operate strictly alone. 01:02:59.685 --> 01:03:00.874 We heard different. 01:03:02.965 --> 01:03:05.030 And we heard it straight, Smiley. 01:03:05.745 --> 01:03:07.935 You're hearing it straight from me. 01:03:08.465 --> 01:03:10.405 Yours truly, Smiley Williams. 01:03:11.445 --> 01:03:13.665 All right, Smiley, if you say so. 01:03:14.248 --> 01:03:17.400 After all, if you ain't exactly telling us the truth, 01:03:17.520 --> 01:03:20.850 there'll be complications, which somebody will get hurt. 01:03:20.970 --> 01:03:26.065 It's always the other guy gets hurt, not me. Send him to the judge's house. 01:03:26.185 --> 01:03:29.396 That will settle both of them. Just get them together. 01:03:29.516 --> 01:03:32.132 Tell you what, Smiley, I just had a thought. 01:03:32.252 --> 01:03:35.085 Before you open up, there's a guy you gotta see. 01:03:35.205 --> 01:03:38.865 If he gives you the okay, then we'll do business. Is he the juice? 01:03:38.985 --> 01:03:39.885 Yeah, the juice. 01:03:40.225 --> 01:03:42.415 I'll give you his name and address. 01:03:43.205 --> 01:03:45.333 You better call on him right away. 01:03:46.305 --> 01:03:50.005 If he's not at home, wait for him. 01:03:53.505 --> 01:03:54.405 Judge? 01:03:55.625 --> 01:03:56.765 A judge, huh? 01:03:57.236 --> 01:04:00.365 Frederick Parker. Better be getting on over there. 01:04:00.485 --> 01:04:03.176 Is he the juice? Running for governor, too. 01:04:04.065 --> 01:04:04.965 Surprise? 01:04:05.465 --> 01:04:09.345 Yeah, I thought you would be. Is he tough? You tell us. 01:04:09.465 --> 01:04:13.183 We'll be waiting to hear how you come out. Bye, Smiley. 01:04:13.303 --> 01:04:14.203 So long. 01:04:18.905 --> 01:04:22.096 My children, my children, you'd be lost without me. 01:04:30.585 --> 01:04:35.091 The Governor's Mansion's all right, but this is where we'll really live. 01:04:36.745 --> 01:04:39.245 Shall we go in? In? Where? 01:04:40.005 --> 01:04:41.257 In our house, silly. 01:04:42.625 --> 01:04:43.525 Oh, sure. 01:04:44.825 --> 01:04:46.202 Can't you just see it? 01:04:46.785 --> 01:04:48.162 Shining and beautiful. 01:04:49.545 --> 01:04:53.300 Oh, remember, darling, all the fun we had planning all this? 01:04:53.545 --> 01:04:56.048 Location, and the rooms, and the garden. 01:04:58.945 --> 01:05:01.824 Come on, let's go up these sweet little steps. 01:05:08.065 --> 01:05:12.725 Careful now No, we're on our porch Oh, darling, 01:05:12.845 --> 01:05:15.283 we spend a lot of time out here 01:05:15.403 --> 01:05:18.684 After dinner in the evenings, and it's quiet and peaceful 01:05:19.125 --> 01:05:20.064 Let's go inside 01:05:22.365 --> 01:05:26.605 Hey, oh, wait What's the matter? You have to open the door Oh 01:05:29.605 --> 01:05:35.085 Come in, dear Now then Hey Ray, you forgot to close the door. 01:05:35.205 --> 01:05:40.765 When we're married, I'm going to insist that you carry me across the threshold. 01:05:40.885 --> 01:05:41.785 When? 01:05:42.625 --> 01:05:44.945 When we get married, eh? Oh, 01:05:45.065 --> 01:05:48.782 don't say it so gloomily, dear. It won't be that bad. 01:05:49.805 --> 01:05:53.605 Now, over here's your study. Your private, sacred room. 01:05:53.725 --> 01:05:58.185 And there'll be pictures of all the great men of law and literature and politics. 01:05:58.305 --> 01:06:00.985 And then over here by the window will be your law library. 01:06:01.105 --> 01:06:04.860 And a big lounging chair for you to sit down and read. 01:06:05.185 --> 01:06:09.691 Well, what do I want to do any reading with you in the house? My friend. 01:06:10.445 --> 01:06:13.386 That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. 01:06:13.905 --> 01:06:18.304 A lot of nice things I want to say to you. Say them to me in there. 01:06:18.424 --> 01:06:22.745 That's the most important room in the house. What is it, the kitchen? 01:06:22.865 --> 01:06:24.125 No, the nursery. 01:06:32.185 --> 01:06:39.185 You mean you want to live here with me and have kids and sit on a porch? 01:06:41.885 --> 01:06:43.074 Of course, darling. 01:06:48.965 --> 01:06:49.865 Look at me. 01:06:52.405 --> 01:06:53.565 You mean with me? 01:06:55.285 --> 01:06:56.205 For your hand? 01:06:57.745 --> 01:06:58.865 For what you see? 01:07:01.105 --> 01:07:02.005 How I talk. 01:07:02.825 --> 01:07:03.745 I love you. 01:07:07.465 --> 01:07:09.217 You don't see no difference? 01:07:09.725 --> 01:07:11.415 No difference that matters. 01:07:14.225 --> 01:07:15.125 Imagine that. 01:07:16.745 --> 01:07:19.525 I could have had all this. Been all this. 01:07:21.365 --> 01:07:24.306 People calling me your honor and smiling at me. 01:07:25.285 --> 01:07:26.975 Kids making a fuss over me. 01:07:28.165 --> 01:07:31.544 And me not having to hide from something all the time. 01:07:32.125 --> 01:07:33.025 And you. 01:07:34.825 --> 01:07:38.685 I could have had you. But you are all that. You have me. 01:07:41.025 --> 01:07:43.445 I ain't got nothing. 01:07:45.705 --> 01:07:47.845 I ain't got even got myself. 01:07:49.014 --> 01:07:54.145 Don't say those things. At least not up here. You promised today would be our day. 01:07:54.265 --> 01:07:58.771 You promised to forget all about the court and the election. Everything. 01:08:01.945 --> 01:08:05.165 Please, darling, let's just enjoy ourselves. 01:08:12.465 --> 01:08:18.205 I beg pardon, sir, but perhaps you'd prefer to come back tomorrow. 01:08:18.589 --> 01:08:21.805 Evidently, His Honor is unavoidably detained. 01:08:21.925 --> 01:08:23.645 I'll wait. Yes, sir. 01:08:28.155 --> 01:08:30.155 (music playing) 01:08:39.605 --> 01:08:41.425 You happy, darling? Yeah. 01:08:42.245 --> 01:08:45.445 But I'm scared, too. Of what? Yeah, I don't know. 01:08:46.445 --> 01:08:49.466 I've never been scared of nothing in all my life. 01:08:50.075 --> 01:08:53.778 Dr. Egan said you were. No, it ain't nothing the doctor knows about. 01:08:53.898 --> 01:08:56.118 Something I can't figure out myself. 01:08:57.215 --> 01:09:00.985 Except maybe it's because I found something I never had before. 01:09:01.105 --> 01:09:03.045 Something I want to hold on to. 01:09:03.365 --> 01:09:04.725 A place like this. 01:09:06.265 --> 01:09:08.545 A feeling of quiet inside me. 01:09:10.465 --> 01:09:12.085 A new slant on these. 01:09:16.985 --> 01:09:19.505 I'm talking screw it. No, you're not. 01:09:19.625 --> 01:09:22.650 It makes me so happy to hear you talk like that. 01:09:22.770 --> 01:09:23.670 Happy? 01:09:24.525 --> 01:09:26.903 Fred, I'm beginning to find you again. 01:09:39.865 --> 01:09:42.493 Honey, I'm... I'm all mixed up right here. 01:09:50.865 --> 01:09:51.765 You see, I... 01:09:52.665 --> 01:09:53.845 I made a deal. 01:09:55.185 --> 01:09:59.002 Well, how could I know that I'd meet up with a girl like you? 01:10:02.805 --> 01:10:05.684 I cut my arm off and hurt you. 01:10:19.165 --> 01:10:21.230 I'd like to puzzle it out from 01:10:22.325 --> 01:10:24.140 Just for a couple of minutes. 01:10:25.045 --> 01:10:25.945 Myself. 01:10:26.385 --> 01:10:27.887 It's all right, darling. 01:11:17.605 --> 01:11:19.605 That was a very touching scene. 01:11:20.725 --> 01:11:23.025 What are you gumshoeing around for? 01:11:23.885 --> 01:11:25.736 I have some nice news for you. 01:11:25.856 --> 01:11:31.039 Remember I promised that if you'd help me get Judge Parker, I'd help you get Smiley? 01:11:31.159 --> 01:11:34.985 Well, I happen to keep my word, even though some others don't. 01:11:35.205 --> 01:11:39.080 I did everything you asked me. And bungled everything, too. 01:11:39.200 --> 01:11:42.525 Instead of ruining Judge Parker, you made him more popular. 01:11:42.645 --> 01:11:46.985 That fight in the auditorium. Refusing the bribe in the Bentley case. 01:11:47.105 --> 01:11:52.445 And now this fantastic billing and cooing. A guy can change, can't he? 01:11:52.605 --> 01:11:53.544 Not you, Eddie. 01:11:54.785 --> 01:11:56.224 It's too late for that. 01:11:57.225 --> 01:11:59.916 Besides, a halo isn't your particular dish. 01:12:00.525 --> 01:12:03.091 However, what I came to tell you is this. 01:12:05.205 --> 01:12:06.331 Smiley is in town. 01:12:09.805 --> 01:12:11.119 What's he doing here? 01:12:11.465 --> 01:12:13.843 He's come to extend his cafe business. 01:12:14.345 --> 01:12:16.535 He's going to open up in this city. 01:12:16.865 --> 01:12:20.307 With your money, Eddie. The money you went to jail for. 01:12:20.985 --> 01:12:22.737 The money he killed you for. 01:12:37.245 --> 01:12:38.145 I don't know. 01:12:40.045 --> 01:12:42.861 Getting the rat don't seem important anymore. 01:12:44.645 --> 01:12:49.464 Oh, not really, Eddie. You're going soft. What's more, you're getting yellow. 01:12:50.045 --> 01:12:51.931 Don't you never say that to me. 01:12:52.051 --> 01:12:55.761 Then prove I'm wrong by carrying out your end of the bargain. 01:12:55.881 --> 01:12:56.781 Well, I... 01:12:58.505 --> 01:13:01.325 I can't leave Rosie. I mean, 01:13:02.865 --> 01:13:03.765 Barbara. 01:13:04.605 --> 01:13:08.825 Smiley in town is not only a threat to you, but to Barbara, too. 01:13:11.105 --> 01:13:12.065 You mean... 01:13:13.965 --> 01:13:19.045 You mean the girl is in danger with Smiley here? Figure it out for yourself. 01:13:19.965 --> 01:13:23.344 When he sees you, if you don't get him, he'll get you. 01:13:23.745 --> 01:13:27.745 Like he did before. poor, with a smile on his face. 01:13:29.145 --> 01:13:33.465 And you know what that would mean to Judge Parker, to his body. 01:13:34.065 --> 01:13:36.255 And where would that leave Barbara? 01:13:36.605 --> 01:13:41.485 So you see, either way, for her sake, 01:13:41.665 --> 01:13:47.905 for the sake of any little children she may have, you've got to kill him. 01:13:48.348 --> 01:13:51.656 You've got a way of putting things which makes sense. 01:13:51.776 --> 01:13:55.709 Although inside me, I know that I shouldn't follow your advice, 01:13:55.829 --> 01:13:57.202 but it's like you say. 01:13:58.505 --> 01:14:00.885 I'll only be doing Barbara a favor. 01:14:03.605 --> 01:14:05.205 Protecting her kids. 01:14:08.505 --> 01:14:09.745 Our kids, maybe. 01:14:10.565 --> 01:14:11.465 Mm -hmm. 01:14:12.225 --> 01:14:15.667 Now you're beginning to see straight and think clearly. 01:14:17.945 --> 01:14:18.845 Here we go. 01:14:21.845 --> 01:14:23.785 I've got to tell Barbara first. 01:14:29.725 --> 01:14:33.793 Honey, I've got to attend to something. Something very important. 01:14:34.605 --> 01:14:36.925 I've got to use your car. My car? 01:14:41.325 --> 01:14:44.516 Well, I guess it's all right, dear, if you want to. 01:14:45.365 --> 01:14:46.265 Thanks. 01:14:48.385 --> 01:14:49.386 I won't be long. 01:14:53.905 --> 01:14:54.805 Look, honey. 01:14:56.235 --> 01:15:00.980 I want you to straighten me out on something. I'll try, dear, if I can. 01:15:01.100 --> 01:15:05.325 If we was already married and live in this house and had kids, 01:15:05.455 --> 01:15:09.369 and one day a big rack full of poison came out of his hole 01:15:09.489 --> 01:15:13.985 and showed his teeth and went for the kid's throats, what would you do? 01:15:15.285 --> 01:15:17.788 There'd be nothing to do but destroy it. 01:15:18.165 --> 01:15:19.917 You mean kill it, don't you? 01:15:21.165 --> 01:15:23.165 Well, yes. 01:15:24.525 --> 01:15:25.525 Thanks. 01:15:26.825 --> 01:15:28.765 Thanks for straightening me up. 01:15:37.665 --> 01:15:38.885 Bert, wait! 01:15:44.905 --> 01:15:46.185 Kill me. 01:15:48.105 --> 01:15:49.005 Kill me. 01:16:01.965 --> 01:16:03.545 What a beautiful day. 01:16:05.245 --> 01:16:08.061 One couldn't ask for more delightful weather. 01:16:08.925 --> 01:16:11.025 Take that grin off your face. 01:16:11.475 --> 01:16:14.738 Now, please permit me the privilege of expressing 01:16:14.858 --> 01:16:18.245 my happy frame of mind with a few facial wrinkles. 01:16:19.185 --> 01:16:20.499 Relieves the tension. 01:16:21.165 --> 01:16:25.233 Look out, I don't put some wrinkles on you. It'll stay for keeps. 01:16:40.705 --> 01:16:41.831 What's the matter? 01:16:42.425 --> 01:16:47.056 I wasn't speeding. I didn't say you was. Let me see your driver's license. 01:16:51.005 --> 01:16:53.965 I must have left in my other suit in this state 01:16:54.085 --> 01:16:58.485 that ain't good. How about your owner's license? Tell him 01:16:58.605 --> 01:17:01.767 it's your fiance's car tell him you borrowed it to go 01:17:01.887 --> 01:17:05.227 to a campaign meeting where you're making a speech. Don't 01:17:05.347 --> 01:17:08.807 you recognize me I'm judge pocket I'm running for governor 01:17:08.927 --> 01:17:11.565 in the next state. There's a political shindig there tonight, 01:17:11.685 --> 01:17:14.847 and I'm making a speech this is my my financee's car, 01:17:14.967 --> 01:17:17.785 see, and she just let me have it for the emergency. 01:17:17.905 --> 01:17:19.645 What's her name? Barbara Foster. 01:17:20.434 --> 01:17:23.125 That's an interesting set of circumstances. 01:17:23.245 --> 01:17:26.425 A girl by that name phoned the police to report her car stolen, 01:17:26.545 --> 01:17:28.145 And the description of the car 01:17:28.265 --> 01:17:32.333 and the license number was identical with the one you're driving. 01:17:33.175 --> 01:17:37.145 I'm telling you, you're making a mistake. That's what they all say. 01:17:37.265 --> 01:17:41.520 Anyhow, you can explain it down the station house. Follow Follow me. 01:17:53.635 --> 01:17:56.185 You know, this should convince you conclusively, 01:17:56.305 --> 01:17:58.125 Eddie, that I'm the only friend you have. 01:17:58.245 --> 01:18:01.547 First your best pal Smiley double -crosses you, and now this girl. It ain't so. 01:18:01.597 --> 01:18:04.250 The cop pulled a boner. The girl ain't had nothing to do with it. 01:18:04.325 --> 01:18:05.325 Wishful thinking, Eddie. 01:18:05.400 --> 01:18:08.176 She knew you were out to kill, which meant you wouldn't be governor, 01:18:08.226 --> 01:18:10.245 and she wanted to be the governor's wife. 01:18:10.365 --> 01:18:11.385 You're a liar. 01:18:11.645 --> 01:18:14.285 Mankind has been beset by women since Adam, 01:18:14.405 --> 01:18:17.465 and Barbara is the true offshoot of our grandmother Eve. 01:18:17.585 --> 01:18:21.785 Oh, Barry. Will you at last come to see that I am the only person you can trust? 01:18:21.905 --> 01:18:25.105 No further than I can throw this building. Stop talking to me, will you? 01:18:25.225 --> 01:18:29.543 You're only making a fire burn in my head. Now, listen. Stop it! Hey, 01:18:30.225 --> 01:18:35.525 what's with you? Who are you talking to? Nobody. I just... I just... 01:18:36.719 --> 01:18:41.225 just realized my speech. Well, come in the other room. That lady's here. 01:18:41.345 --> 01:18:42.659 The owner of the car. 01:18:45.485 --> 01:18:46.385 Barbara! 01:18:46.845 --> 01:18:50.224 Barbara, tell this copper who I am. I beg your pardon? 01:18:52.745 --> 01:18:53.645 What's this? 01:18:54.105 --> 01:18:55.419 Do you know this man? 01:18:56.705 --> 01:18:59.083 I've never seen him before in my life. 01:19:06.065 --> 01:19:07.066 Barbara, please. 01:19:08.585 --> 01:19:09.837 Don't do this to me. 01:19:10.705 --> 01:19:13.083 You'll have to file a complaint, lady. 01:19:13.305 --> 01:19:18.061 All right. Barbara, wait. Let me talk to you. Alone. Just for a few minutes. 01:19:18.745 --> 01:19:20.748 This may mean everything to you. 01:19:21.745 --> 01:19:22.985 To your future. 01:19:24.225 --> 01:19:25.125 Please. 01:19:32.725 --> 01:19:33.625 Barbara. 01:19:35.266 --> 01:19:40.085 There's certain things I can't tell you. Because I know you won't believe it. 01:19:40.205 --> 01:19:42.145 But you've got to believe this. 01:19:42.835 --> 01:19:44.878 For the first time I can remember, 01:19:44.998 --> 01:19:49.879 I'm trying to do something for somebody else without caring what happens to me. 01:19:49.999 --> 01:19:52.593 I was beginning to change, you understand? 01:19:52.785 --> 01:19:53.724 You've done it. 01:19:54.785 --> 01:19:55.974 Don't spoil it now. 01:19:57.545 --> 01:19:58.671 Don't let me down. 01:20:00.225 --> 01:20:01.351 For your own sake. 01:20:03.325 --> 01:20:04.952 For the sake of them kids. 01:20:06.725 --> 01:20:10.855 Which is going to sleep in that nursery you were telling me about. 01:20:12.645 --> 01:20:15.461 Fred, you said something about making a deal. 01:20:17.565 --> 01:20:22.065 All right. I want you to make a deal with me. I'll get you out of here. 01:20:22.805 --> 01:20:24.995 If you'll go with me to a minister. 01:20:25.185 --> 01:20:27.125 And marry me. Right now. 01:20:28.485 --> 01:20:33.845 But I can't. Take it up, Eddie. Then you can finish what you started out to do. 01:20:36.285 --> 01:20:37.185 All right. 01:20:39.545 --> 01:20:40.484 I'll marry you. 01:20:54.795 --> 01:20:57.185 Hey, Nick, you're going the wrong direction. 01:20:57.305 --> 01:21:00.309 you're going the wrong direction. Going in the right direction. Never mind, 01:21:10.285 --> 01:21:14.165 And he said in another place, if anyone offend one of the weak 01:21:14.285 --> 01:21:17.164 who believe in me, it were better for him. 01:21:19.245 --> 01:21:21.373 The millstone. It would be better. 01:21:25.325 --> 01:21:29.455 When did I leave off again, sir? It were better. What were better? 01:21:29.765 --> 01:21:31.094 If anyone offends... 01:21:31.214 --> 01:21:35.865 If anyone offends one of the weak who believe in me, it will set up... 01:21:36.605 --> 01:21:37.505 Well? 01:21:38.145 --> 01:21:39.584 We want to get married. 01:21:40.525 --> 01:21:41.425 Why? 01:21:44.795 --> 01:21:48.987 Too many people are getting married these days without asking themselves why. 01:21:49.107 --> 01:21:53.250 Well, there's an idea. Make a note of that for a sermon. Yes, dear. 01:21:53.370 --> 01:21:58.316 My husband is preparing his sermon. He'll be right with you. Won't you sit down? 01:21:58.436 --> 01:22:01.589 I want to offend one of the weak who believe in me. 01:22:01.709 --> 01:22:05.728 It was better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck 01:22:05.848 --> 01:22:07.702 and he were cast into the sea. 01:22:07.985 --> 01:22:12.025 And he said in another place, If thy hand offend thee, cut it off. 01:22:12.145 --> 01:22:14.716 It is better for thee to enter life maimed 01:22:14.836 --> 01:22:18.019 than to go into the kahena of inextinguishable fire. 01:22:18.345 --> 01:22:19.722 Yes, said it, brother. 01:22:20.385 --> 01:22:23.639 Expressions of approval be confined to amen. Please. 01:22:25.635 --> 01:22:29.197 For it is written that everyone shall be burned with fire 01:22:29.317 --> 01:22:31.470 and every victim salted with salt. 01:22:31.590 --> 01:22:34.325 When the devil speaks to you, my children, heed 01:22:34.445 --> 01:22:36.565 him not, for his only desire is to lead 01:22:36.685 --> 01:22:39.425 you below he is the evil one watch for him 01:22:39.545 --> 01:22:44.345 no matter what name he introduces himself with lucifer Beelzebub. 01:22:44.625 --> 01:22:46.065 Mephistopheles. Hey. 01:22:48.665 --> 01:22:49.825 I know him. 01:22:51.379 --> 01:22:54.593 Where was I, Agatha? The Mephistopheles. Oh, yes. 01:22:54.713 --> 01:22:59.305 He not Mephistopheles, my children, lest you suffer eternal damnation. 01:22:59.465 --> 01:23:02.900 When he whispers in your ear, turn away your head 01:23:03.020 --> 01:23:06.525 and hearken instead to the angel on your shoulder. 01:23:08.305 --> 01:23:10.077 What if he ain't got no angel 01:23:10.197 --> 01:23:13.191 on his shoulder? You have if you live right, son. 01:23:13.325 --> 01:23:18.285 Be good. Do good. The devil wields no power over a good man. 01:23:22.355 --> 01:23:26.065 Sit tight, honey. I'm coming right back. Where are you going? 01:23:26.185 --> 01:23:28.438 I'm going to tell her off the devil. 01:23:29.145 --> 01:23:33.338 Good for you, son. The office to your left as you enter the church. 01:23:38.045 --> 01:23:41.745 Well, Eddie, I just come out to tell you something. 01:23:43.165 --> 01:23:48.265 There's a smart operator in there. What knows all the answers. You don't say. 01:23:48.505 --> 01:23:49.405 Mm -hmm. 01:23:50.505 --> 01:23:51.944 Even knows who you are. 01:23:52.965 --> 01:23:53.865 Do you know? 01:23:55.405 --> 01:23:56.305 Yeah, Nick. 01:23:57.325 --> 01:23:58.225 I know. 01:23:59.065 --> 01:24:03.070 I'm afraid I'll have to take you back, Eddie. You know too much. 01:24:03.785 --> 01:24:08.689 The dope I got says you can't get the drop on a good man Well, 01:24:08.809 --> 01:24:12.605 It hardly covers you. My record's clean this trip. 01:24:14.325 --> 01:24:17.625 I ain't done nothing wrong since you brought me back. 01:24:20.905 --> 01:24:25.259 Eddie, I've only the kindliest feelings toward you And to prove 01:24:25.379 --> 01:24:27.165 it, I want you to go right back in there 01:24:27.285 --> 01:24:30.395 And marry Barbara And do my blessings on both 01:24:30.515 --> 01:24:34.465 of you We don't want no blessings from you. 01:24:35.685 --> 01:24:37.205 I'm true, ain't you? 01:24:40.105 --> 01:24:42.105 (music playing) 01:24:42.705 --> 01:24:43.645 Beezle, bub. 01:24:51.143 --> 01:24:54.985 And therefore is not by any to be entered into lightly, 01:24:55.105 --> 01:25:01.065 but reverently, discreetly, advisedly, soberly, and in the fear of God. 01:25:01.985 --> 01:25:05.990 Under this holy estate, these two persons come now to be joined. 01:25:06.605 --> 01:25:08.573 If any man can show just cause 01:25:08.693 --> 01:25:11.645 why they may not lawfully be joined together, 01:25:12.285 --> 01:25:16.785 let him now speak, or else hereafter forever hold his peace. 01:25:17.835 --> 01:25:20.651 I require and charge you both. Wait a minute. 01:25:21.205 --> 01:25:24.209 Please, dear. He brought up something important. 01:25:25.925 --> 01:25:28.385 Honey, I gotta speak now, like he says. 01:25:30.565 --> 01:25:32.025 I can't marry you. 01:25:33.205 --> 01:25:34.394 I'd be doing wrong. 01:25:35.885 --> 01:25:39.705 And that's just what the devil is waiting for. Oh, dear Lord. 01:25:41.995 --> 01:25:46.125 Fred, you don't know how hard I've been trying to help you in every way. 01:25:46.245 --> 01:25:48.485 But I'm afraid I can't go much further. 01:25:48.605 --> 01:25:50.985 You're not only destroying yourself, you're destroying me. 01:25:51.105 --> 01:25:53.420 And I just can't stand it any longer. 01:25:53.705 --> 01:25:57.084 Please, let's go on with the ceremony. Honey, I can't. 01:25:57.785 --> 01:25:59.349 My eyes have been opened. 01:25:59.748 --> 01:26:02.933 Marrying you now would be the worst thing I could do. 01:26:03.053 --> 01:26:05.637 Which don't mean that you lost Fred Parker, 01:26:05.757 --> 01:26:09.482 but like you said this afternoon, you'll be finding him again. 01:26:09.602 --> 01:26:10.984 You'll be proud of him. 01:26:12.245 --> 01:26:13.497 Like you always was. 01:26:18.445 --> 01:26:21.136 Honey, if I could only make you understand. 01:26:38.105 --> 01:26:40.285 I think I do understand, darling. 01:26:43.005 --> 01:26:44.632 Come, I'll drive you home. 01:26:51.145 --> 01:26:52.271 Please forgive us. 01:27:05.385 --> 01:27:07.085 Eddie, you have a visitor. 01:27:11.379 --> 01:27:14.445 You might like to know that in his breast pocket, 01:27:14.565 --> 01:27:18.132 he's carrying the very gun with which he snuffed you out. 01:27:18.605 --> 01:27:21.108 He's been carrying it around ever since. 01:27:21.445 --> 01:27:23.009 Brings him luck, he says. 01:27:23.565 --> 01:27:27.505 You can now repay that long overdue debt with your own gun. 01:27:28.705 --> 01:27:31.083 That's what's known as poetic justice. 01:27:59.365 --> 01:28:01.805 Heed not Mephistopheles, my children, 01:28:01.985 --> 01:28:07.205 lest you suffer eternal damnation when he whispers in your ear, 01:28:07.405 --> 01:28:13.905 turn away your head, and hearken instead to the angel on your shoulder. 01:28:18.395 --> 01:28:20.395 (music playing) 01:28:32.585 --> 01:28:34.275 You're right, Mepopopolis, 01:28:35.145 --> 01:28:36.785 Or Nick, for short. 01:28:38.465 --> 01:28:41.406 But I ain't never plugged no guy what's asleep. 01:28:42.305 --> 01:28:45.805 I wake him first. It's so much simpler this way. 01:28:46.705 --> 01:28:49.333 I made him drowsy to make it easy for you. 01:28:50.525 --> 01:28:52.778 You make everything easy, don't you? 01:28:53.545 --> 01:28:54.445 All right. 01:28:55.005 --> 01:28:57.195 Have it your way. Wake him up. 01:28:57.505 --> 01:29:04.505 it might be more amusing I'll go fix him a drink make it feel like old times 01:29:17.185 --> 01:29:18.085 Smiley 01:29:20.605 --> 01:29:27.385 Smiley Who called me? I did Oh Judge Parker 01:29:29.585 --> 01:29:31.505 I'm fixing a couple of drinks. 01:29:33.385 --> 01:29:38.805 What's on your mind? Well, uh, I'm operating in St. Louis and other spots. 01:29:39.205 --> 01:29:40.105 Mm -hmm. 01:29:40.505 --> 01:29:44.135 And I'm interested in a couple of joints here in the east. 01:29:44.665 --> 01:29:48.607 Bellamy steered me to you about getting a passport. Sure, sure. 01:29:49.505 --> 01:29:50.405 I understand. 01:29:51.265 --> 01:29:54.605 So, as is my nature to come to the point pronto. 01:29:56.145 --> 01:30:01.165 What's your cut? A hundred grand and 25 % of the take. 01:30:03.065 --> 01:30:08.625 hold on judge I may be from saint louis but I ain't no hick 01:30:10.885 --> 01:30:17.885 You operating alone? No partners? All alone. I heard 01:30:18.185 --> 01:30:21.727 there was a Eddie Kagle, heading your outfit yeah 01:30:21.847 --> 01:30:25.841 but he's dead. You sure? Well I don't know because I uh 01:30:25.961 --> 01:30:31.085 because you what I got the flash as soon as the cops found his body. 01:30:32.085 --> 01:30:33.745 I heard he was your pal. 01:30:34.885 --> 01:30:38.554 Yeah, we grew up together. I used to do his thinking 01:30:38.674 --> 01:30:40.367 and he'd do my fighting. 01:30:41.065 --> 01:30:45.195 So you paid him off by putting four slugs in him from his own rod. 01:30:46.965 --> 01:30:48.842 And what kind of talk is that? 01:30:49.625 --> 01:30:50.985 You after blackmail? 01:30:52.405 --> 01:30:56.105 This is Smiley Williams you're talking to. Who should know? 01:30:58.845 --> 01:30:59.845 Better than me. 01:31:03.665 --> 01:31:04.565 You. 01:31:05.525 --> 01:31:07.745 You. Why are you so nervous? 01:31:08.537 --> 01:31:12.927 You look like you've seen a ghost. Stop it, Eddie. Get out of there. 01:31:13.047 --> 01:31:14.465 Shut up, Memopopulus. 01:31:16.305 --> 01:31:17.995 My name is Smiley Williams. 01:31:18.905 --> 01:31:20.157 Pleased to meet you. 01:31:20.885 --> 01:31:22.905 They call me Judge Parker. 01:31:24.005 --> 01:31:26.185 But maybe I ain't Judge Parker. 01:31:27.985 --> 01:31:29.825 Maybe I'm somebody else. 01:31:31.165 --> 01:31:32.405 Somebody you know. 01:31:34.005 --> 01:31:34.905 No. 01:31:35.505 --> 01:31:37.925 No, you can't be him. 01:31:39.065 --> 01:31:39.965 Him? 01:31:40.525 --> 01:31:41.425 Who's him? 01:31:42.545 --> 01:31:44.285 Eddie. Eddie Cagle. 01:31:45.095 --> 01:31:49.245 Oh, you can't be this whole thing. It's screwy. Maybe it ain't screwy. 01:31:49.365 --> 01:31:51.618 Why don't you start figuring it out? 01:31:51.738 --> 01:31:54.245 If I ain't Judge Parker, I must be somebody else. 01:31:54.365 --> 01:31:56.005 Maybe I'm that pal of yours, Eddie. 01:31:56.125 --> 01:31:59.225 Eddie Cagle, the one you chopped down with his own rod. 01:31:59.345 --> 01:32:02.185 Figure it when you're afraid of every shadow, every footstep, 01:32:02.305 --> 01:32:06.623 every sound, every dark alley you'll pass, every car that whizzes by. 01:32:07.125 --> 01:32:09.816 Pull up in your hideout and go slowly nuts, 01:32:10.305 --> 01:32:14.185 trying to figure is Eddie Cagle dead or is he alive? 01:32:14.965 --> 01:32:20.105 And then when you can't take it no more, go blow your brains out. 01:32:23.305 --> 01:32:27.085 There it is, your own gun. Return the compliment, Eddie. 01:32:27.985 --> 01:32:30.385 Stop whispering in my ear, devil. 01:32:31.285 --> 01:32:34.685 Lay off me, will you, Judge? I'll do anything you say. 01:32:39.085 --> 01:32:39.985 Eddie! 01:32:41.125 --> 01:32:42.025 Eddie! 01:32:42.925 --> 01:32:43.989 Give me a chance! 01:32:50.625 --> 01:32:53.665 You didn't shoot him. We had a bargain. 01:32:54.565 --> 01:32:56.630 He was took care of a better way. 01:32:57.785 --> 01:32:59.605 And I never even touched him. 01:33:00.725 --> 01:33:03.416 Now you go back to your hole in the ground. 01:33:03.885 --> 01:33:09.385 You're in my way. I cannot go back without you. Well, no, ain't that too bad? 01:33:09.825 --> 01:33:14.264 Now listen, Eddie. Eddie, no soul has ever escaped from my domain before. 01:33:14.384 --> 01:33:17.911 I've got to get you back or I'll be jeered at and derided. 01:33:18.031 --> 01:33:22.348 Why, the upheaval will be cataclysmic in its proportions. What a laugh. 01:33:23.295 --> 01:33:27.845 Looks like you got yourself behind the eight ball. Come on, Eddie, please. 01:33:27.965 --> 01:33:31.344 Have a heart. You'll have to take it up with the boss. 01:33:32.185 --> 01:33:34.125 I'm getting my orders from him. 01:33:34.645 --> 01:33:35.745 From now on. 01:33:41.205 --> 01:33:43.765 Must I run afoul of you again? 01:33:44.905 --> 01:33:47.585 Am I doomed forever to be vanquished? 01:33:48.555 --> 01:33:52.543 What has this subhuman creature incubated in the recesses 01:33:52.663 --> 01:33:55.531 of foulness done to become your favorite? 01:33:56.245 --> 01:33:59.186 It was with evil intent that he ventured forth. 01:33:59.755 --> 01:34:04.545 He volunteered to do my bidding. Must I be humiliated by this maggot? 01:34:05.325 --> 01:34:08.965 I demand my rights. You're missing the point, Shum. 01:34:10.350 --> 01:34:12.533 There's an hombre called Judge Parker 01:34:12.653 --> 01:34:15.545 and a sweet gal named Barbara what's been playing 01:34:15.665 --> 01:34:17.317 good ball with a lot of kids 01:34:17.665 --> 01:34:20.481 which might otherwise join up with your team. 01:34:20.905 --> 01:34:25.661 And me, Eddie Cagle, is staying around to see that you don't mess things up. 01:34:28.355 --> 01:34:33.249 So long as you remain in the judge's body, neither you nor he can do anything. 01:34:33.369 --> 01:34:36.412 What's more, you're making Barbara very unhappy. 01:34:36.532 --> 01:34:38.498 The longer you remain on Earth, 01:34:38.618 --> 01:34:42.105 The longer she cannot be joined with her rightful mate. 01:34:42.405 --> 01:34:46.625 It was you who got me in. You were evil then. I had power over you. 01:34:50.585 --> 01:34:51.605 I get it. 01:34:58.685 --> 01:35:02.189 If I don't myself help you take me out of Parker's body, 01:35:02.785 --> 01:35:06.415 Barbara and the judge don't get together like they should. 01:35:11.585 --> 01:35:13.588 All right, I'll make you a deal. 01:35:14.325 --> 01:35:19.825 If you lay off the judge and Barbara for life, I'll go back with you. 01:35:22.465 --> 01:35:25.945 I accept. I have to. You ready? 01:35:29.745 --> 01:35:30.645 Wait, I... 01:35:31.265 --> 01:35:36.084 I want to say goodbye to Barbara first. I cannot wait. You're waiting like... 01:35:45.125 --> 01:35:52.125 hello Barbara I gotta see you right away hop in your car and come right over 01:35:55.065 --> 01:35:55.965 yeah 01:35:58.085 --> 01:35:58.985 thanks honey 01:36:17.465 --> 01:36:22.318 you sure are something for the eyes in that outfit honey thank you darling 01:36:22.438 --> 01:36:26.505 I wanted to look my best. You said we'd go to dinner and a show. 01:36:29.145 --> 01:36:32.245 I'm afraid that's soft. Because 01:36:34.305 --> 01:36:36.305 Because I I'm going away 01:36:37.985 --> 01:36:40.545 I ain't never coming back Dearest, 01:36:40.665 --> 01:36:43.812 what do you mean? Why would you be going away? 01:36:43.932 --> 01:36:48.007 Well, I can't tell you Because I'm afraid you won't understand, 01:36:48.305 --> 01:36:53.225 baby I only understand that wherever you go I want to go with you Next Thanks. 01:36:54.205 --> 01:36:57.965 You don't belong where I'm gone. Oh, no, no. 01:37:01.345 --> 01:37:02.245 Eddie? 01:37:05.685 --> 01:37:10.128 I got everything set for you, honey. So you won't have no more trouble. 01:37:10.525 --> 01:37:14.985 When I'm gone, the judge can straighten everything out. 01:37:16.505 --> 01:37:18.125 You and him get married. 01:37:19.785 --> 01:37:22.145 And go live in that swell house 01:37:24.545 --> 01:37:25.965 and have kids. 01:37:27.845 --> 01:37:28.745 Eddie. 01:37:32.325 --> 01:37:37.331 You have to be going now, honey. Please, please don't say those things, darling. 01:37:40.405 --> 01:37:42.845 I feel kind of funny. 01:37:43.925 --> 01:37:47.230 Kind of dizzy. Darling, go in and lie down for 01:37:47.350 --> 01:37:50.258 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll lay it down a little. 01:37:53.405 --> 01:37:56.185 I just wanted to tell you... Eddie. 01:38:25.745 --> 01:38:26.645 Bye, honey. 01:39:03.415 --> 01:39:05.415 (music playing) 01:39:26.825 --> 01:39:28.077 Dr. Higgins, please. 01:39:29.745 --> 01:39:31.247 Do you know where he is? 01:39:32.166 --> 01:39:33.605 Please try to reach him 01:39:33.725 --> 01:39:36.945 and tell him to come to Judge Parker's apartment immediately. 01:39:37.065 --> 01:39:38.317 This is very urgent. 01:39:39.305 --> 01:39:40.205 Thank you. 01:39:44.105 --> 01:39:45.005 Barbara. 01:39:46.445 --> 01:39:47.345 Barbara. 01:39:54.465 --> 01:39:56.705 You have tears in your eyes. 01:39:58.045 --> 01:40:03.525 What's the matter? It's nothing. Nothing. Everything's fine now. 01:40:10.345 --> 01:40:12.185 Well, so long. 01:40:18.105 --> 01:40:21.805 Funny, I never thought people's faces looked so good. 01:40:23.165 --> 01:40:25.918 Lots of other things I never noticed before. 01:40:27.465 --> 01:40:31.127 If I'd only known the first trip around what I know now. 01:40:31.247 --> 01:40:35.045 When I get you down below, I'm going to take special pains with you. 01:40:35.165 --> 01:40:38.085 I'm going to introduce you to Agony's undreamed of. 01:40:38.205 --> 01:40:43.125 I don't think you'll be so tough. No? No. But you know why? 01:40:43.885 --> 01:40:49.025 Because you made a sap of yourself. So, you don't want your boys to know that. 01:40:49.865 --> 01:40:54.305 No big shot wants to look like a sucker before his own mom. 01:40:56.085 --> 01:41:01.105 Now, if I was made a trustee... This is sheer, unblushing blackmail. 01:41:01.685 --> 01:41:03.765 You oughta know, brother. 01:41:04.605 --> 01:41:06.265 You oughta know. 01:41:12.965 --> 01:41:14.965 (music playing)